Chapter 148: Lao Tzu is a Man with Bugs [Asking for Automatic]
Ye Tianthief smiled and continued: "This is nothing, I also have a friend named Yi Shanjing, which is called miserable, if it is not enough, I also have a friend of a friend, named Feng Linwan, which is called unbearable to look at directly." β
Yi Shanjing???? let me think about it. β
"Feng Linwan???? let me think twice. β
"My brain cells are a little insufficient, and the sailors are giving you some strength! The intelligence questions given by the anchor, all undergraduates, graduate students, and doctoral students give some strength!"
"Is it another idiom? These are three words! No!"
"The anchor isn't lying to us? I'm joking with us! These two names are very nice! They don't mean anything! My wife's name is Yi Shanjing. β
"Upstairs, don't be too naΓ―ve, what the anchor said must have deep meaning, and it won't be so brief. β
"Brother, I feel that your wife's name will be different from today, and your wife's life will be different. β
"I was lost in thought. β
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Looking at the book friends who were deep in thought, Ye Tian did not directly issue the answer, but prompted: "This question, junior high school students and high school students can easily answer it, hint at it, it is poetry! Both are verses." β
"Who's a high school student, come out quickly. β
"It's okay to graduate from high school, think about it, this responsibility is handed over to you, your peak time in life has come, and you can trample undergraduates, graduate students, and even doctoral students under your feet, such an opportunity is unique. β
"23333....I feel for the first time that I am in high Chinese with such a **, thank you for the anchor to correct the name of our high school students. β
"Weakly, I'm a primary school diploma, anchor, can you answer?"
"Verse, verse, verse, ahhh β
"Wait, I seem to have an idea, I am the first Chinese certificate, I speak for the first Chinese certificate." β
"Damn! I know, 2333333, I'm a primary school diploma, rub, another poem was destroyed, I can't bear to look at it directly, the main writer, aren't you afraid that Wang Zhilian will jump out of the coffin and beat you. β
"Say it, say it, I can't wait. β
"At this time, I can't bear to look at this verse, Lao Wang can write such a lascivious verse. β
"Puff puff. β
"Poof~ That's the way it was, it's miserable. β
"23333...I remember that when I was a child, the teacher took us to read aloud and climb the Yellow Crane Tower, and we read it very energetically, but now that I think about it, I am ashamed. β
"Nima, the day is quiet, my God, my classmate is in my heart....... It's scary. β
β.......... Nima, my wife's name is Yi Shanjing, and my surname happens to be Bai, it's really a bad fate, there is always a predestination in the dark, you say that if I tell her this little story, will she beat me. β
"66666....Upstairs, your wife is probably going to beat you up with. β
"Wait, this is the solution to a problem, what about a Feng Lin bowl?"
"Come on, everyone, this may be the peak moment of primary school diploma, junior Chinese certificate, high school Chinese certificate in this life. β
"For the pinnacle of my life, I fought hard. β
"Feng Lin Bowl, Feng Lin Bowl, Feng Lin Bowl, Feng Lin Bowl, what exactly is Feng Lin Bowl?"
"Weak said.... Say, brothers and sisters, may I ask if you are parking and sitting in love with Fenglin Evening, I am in the third grade of primary school, this sentence has just been talked about by the teacher in class today, and I have arranged homework for us to come back and recite, I was just reading. β
There was a moment of silence on the barrage, and there was a pause for several seconds before brushing wildly again.
"it!"
",! β
"Elementary school students don't watch the live broadcast of the anchor! β
"Mom, another poem has been destroyed, children, you will tell your teacher the meaning of this poem in class tomorrow, and your teacher will definitely praise you and give you a little red flower." β
"Really? I told my teacher, she would really praise me? I don't read much, don't lie to me. β
"Sure, such an incisive explanation, such a new way of thinking, if I were a teacher, I would praise you greatly, you are the future of the motherland, how could I lie to you?"
"That's it, that's it, I'm sure I'll praise you, hahahaha~~"
"Mom sells batches, parking **........ 23333, congratulations, the anchor, you broke another verse. β
"Strip Ling Lin, Yi Shanjing during the day, park ** Feng Lin bowl, I drop my mother, I can't bear to look at it directly. β
"The mountain road has eighteen bends, which is not as good as the anchor's one bend. β
"Solemnly released: Children must not watch live broadcasts, especially the live broadcasts of anchors. β
"Hahaha~~"
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Ye Tian looked calm: "Yes, yes, you have to apply what you have learned when you learn, otherwise it will be useful to learn, the teacher often teaches you to study hard and be a person who has an effect on the society in the future, and the anchor I am teaching you how to apply the knowledge you have learned, as an anchor, I also want to teach you, I suddenly feel that I am so huge, I have begun to worship myself, tsk, why am I so awesome." β
"Phew!"
"Bah~ shameless. β
"66666....Originally, this is to apply what you have learned, to learn, to learn. β
"God is a useful person to society, I just watched the anchor obviously have crooked reasoning, but what he said makes people speechless, and he feels very reasonable. β
"What the anchor said is so reasonable, the teacher often asks us to apply what we have learned and be a person who has a role in society, which is the case, and when I go to class on Monday, I will tell the teacher what I have learned, and he will definitely praise me in front of the whole class - the third grade of primary school is a bully. β
β233333β
β666666β
"Little friend, you will definitely become a famous person in your class and age. β
"I hope to see you alive tomorrow. β
"I seem to see a rising star rise. β
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Ye Tian went to the side and picked up a pile of dry firewood, and went to the fire that had been extinguished, the fire was not extinguished for a long time, there was still a little spark, and soon, Ye Tian raised the flame again.
Looking at Jian Nan, who had a sullen face on the side, Ye Tian asked, "What's the matter?"
Jian Nan was stunned for a moment, a little dumbfounded, but then asked with a low face: "Ye Tian, why do you say that your traps can catch things, but mine can't? Your three traps caught three prey, and I made so many traps." β
Sure enough, I ran to see the trap, and in this wilderness, I can get up so early, and that's all I have to say.
Ye Tian really wanted to reply, empty words, that was made by me, can it be compared?
However, it is estimated that Jian Nan will vomit blood in a depressed mood, which is not a good sign, and he can look forward to seeing a very energetic good .............. The labor force, a good hard worker, must learn to have goals and drive.
Ye Tian said with a serious face: "Well..... After all, I'm a buggy man. β
Jian Nan looked confused: "What?bug?" That look on your face is teasing me.
Ye Tianxin felt so tired, these days, he didn't trust the truth, so he had to tell some lies to deceive people, it's not that he doesn't tell the truth, the key is that others don't trust the truth.
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