Chapter 167: I want to blackmail again (two more ask for a monthly pass)
Tushi Palace.
The Jade Emperor said with admiration: "I really admire Rulai more and more now." ”
"But it's okay this way, if there is one who can be ashamed of Sun Xiaokong, everything will become more exciting. ”
Lao Jun looked at the Jade Emperor and laughed too.
That's true, too.
In the Three Realms, there is no one who can compare with Sun Xiaokong, so I always feel a little regretful when I see Sun Xiaokong pit people every day.
Occasionally look at Sun Xiaokong eating deflated, this is the correct way to open onlookers.
Of course, Lao Jun knew in his heart that not only could he be ashamed of Sun Xiaokong, but the Jade Emperor could also.
It's just that the Jade Emperor is like a chicken thief, and he is in a boat with Sun Xiaokong in the dark.
Sun Xiaokong: Phew... Black powder!
Saying.
Sun Xiaokong and Tang Sanzang were blown out of Lingshan directly by such a gust of wind.
This time, not only did it blow out of the spiritual mountain, but it also fell directly into a river.
I don't know what the name of this river sun Xiaokong is, how to describe it anyway?
Four words - the groove is so big!
Of course, Sun Xiaokong is not the group of actors and apprentices in the original book, as soon as he saw the river, he felt as if he had done something difficult.
Monkey King, Marshal Tianpeng, Zhu Bajie, Monk Sha, the general of the Rolling Blinds, and the third prince of the Dragon Palace of the West Sea, these four goods can be played more than one in the later stage.
Not only did he not drag Tang Sanzang to fly, but he wouldn't even be able to cross the river in the clouds.
Do you think it's enough to act?
At the moment when he just fell into the river, Sun Xiaokong directly pulled Tang Sanzang and a few boxes and flew to the shore.
"Oh... Scared to death as a teacher, this Buddha was too careless. ”
"Fortunately, there is space, otherwise the poor monk would have drowned in this river. ”
As Tang Sanzang spoke, he took off his wet clothes and began to wring them out.
Sun Xiaokong turned his head to look at Tang Sanzang, and then opened several boxes containing scriptures.
Of course, in fact, Sun Xiaokong doesn't need to look at it to know that these are all fakes.
I saw Sun Xiaokong pick up a scripture book and flip it over, and instantly exclaimed: "Oh my God!"
"Master, come and see, the Buddha is actually lying to you. ”
"Wow, it's actually fake here, not a word..."
"Master, you see that the Buddha actually deceived you, it's so hateful. ”
No, Tang Sanzang, who was wring out his clothes, was also startled in an instant, and ran over shirtless, and then when he looked at these scriptures, he was also stunned in an instant.
"Why is this happening?"
"Could it be that I am not sincere enough to learn from experience?"
This guy, Tang Sanzang was already stunned at this time, and he actually forgot to be verbose for the first time.
Sun Xiaokong said bewildermently on the side: "What sincerity is not sincere, Master, I think that Rulai is playing with you." ”
"I really feel worthless for you, Master, you are a good royal brother in Datang, you don't do it, you risk your life to learn the scriptures, this old man actually fooled you with fake scriptures..."
"Or I say, Master, let's stop doing it, I'll send you back to Datang, let's set up a school, you can be a teacher, you can also benefit the world and pass on great love..."
Tang Sanzang listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and was even more confused for a while.
And above his head, Guanyin, who had just arrived, was also drunk.
This dead monkey is also special...... Too cheap, right?
actually instigated and bewitched Tang Sanzang's determination to learn scriptures?
Thinking about it, Guanyin hurriedly appeared and came out.
If you don't show up to explain, I'm afraid that this Tang Sanzang will be fooled back to the Tang Dynasty by Sun Xiaokong.
"Amitabha!"
I saw Guanyin appear above the heads of Sun Xiaokong and Tang Sanzang.
Dressed in white, holding a jade bottle in his hand, there is a holy light behind him...
Well...
This is different from Sun Xiaokongping's common her, it is obvious that this time Guanyin may be because Tang San is hiding there, pretending to be a little serious.
"Amitabha!"
"Disciple Tang Sanzang has seen Sister Guanyin. ”
Tang Sanzang saw Guanyin and hurriedly saluted and shouted.
Sun Xiaokong glanced at Guanyin lightly, and then didn't dump her.
"Empty, when you see the Bodhisattva, why don't you salute?"
"Didn't you be taught to be polite to others... Oh no, the teacher hasn't had time to teach you politeness..."
For a while, Tang Sanzang started his mouth cannon.
And Sun Xiaokong stood aside with a calm face, and did not open his mouth to stop it.
In the end, Guanyin looked at the endless Tang Sanzang and opened his mouth to stop: "Sanzang don't say it, and listen to me." ”
"When you and I first met, I told you that the path to learning the scriptures is to go through many tribulations before you can achieve positive results. ”
"Therefore, if you want to obtain the true scriptures, you also need to be sincere, step by step, from Datang to Lingshan. ”
"On the way, in order to persuade people to do good deeds and promote my Buddha, in the end, after going through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, we can obtain the true scriptures, cultivate the right fruits, and become a Buddha on the ground. ”
"Do you understand?"
Tang Sanzang nodded and saluted, "Amitabha, the disciple understands." ”
"Thank you, Sister Guanyin, for your doubts. ”
Guanyin listened to Tang Sanzang's words, nodded, and said, "Amitabha, good, good", and then prepared to leave.
"Hey, don't go, I don't understand yet?"
"You've explained it to him, why don't you explain it to me?"
"If you don't explain this to me today, we'll be finished. ”
Seeing that Guanyin was leaving, Sun Xiaokong was directly unhappy, what's the matter?
Who to look down on?
You explained to Tang Sanzang, did you explain to my grandson?
Guanyin looked at Sun Xiaokong with a confused expression and said, "I just explained, isn't it just for the two of you?"
"Is it possible, you still want me to make a special trip... Tell you about it alone?"
Guanyin is also convinced, this dead monkey must be trying to make some trouble again.
Tang Sanzang also looked at Sun Xiaokong with a confused expression, and said, "Kongkong, Sister Guanyin is so busy, just let the teacher explain to you later." ”
I saw Sun Xiaokong pretending to be angry and said:
"You see, I'm a little angry about this. ”
"You say, since that's the case, why didn't you talk about it when you were in the Lingshan Hall?"
"Why didn't you say it earlier?"
"He also deliberately deceived us by giving us a false scripture, and I felt that my personality had been deceived and insulted. ”
"No, you have to give an explanation today, otherwise you obviously look down on my Sun Xiaokong, and you also look down on my master Tang Sanzang. ”
"Master, think about it, since this is the case, wouldn't it be over if you told us about it in the Lingshan Hall earlier?"
"This is clearly teasing us, playing with us, insulting us, looking down on us, despising us, Master, can you forgive us?"
No, Tang Sanzang listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and he also felt that the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.
"Sister Guanyin, what Kongkong said is right, since this is the case, why didn't you tell us earlier?"
"He also deliberately gave us fake scriptures, you see that the emptiness is so angry that even the disciples can't read it. ”
Guanyin listened to Sun Xiaokong's words and was already stunned.
Now when he heard Tang Sanzang's words, he was speechless in an instant, this is so clear that he has nothing to find fault with!
Oh no...... Why do you want to blackmail again?