Chapter 221: Crazy Mortal!
"Linda, aren't you mad at me?"
Before the playful smile could be provoked, Jack, who was originally standing on the side and was embarrassed, instantly ran over in surprise and looked at Xiulinda with a flattering face.
At this moment, Chen Fan and Mu Zidou finally found a tacit understanding, and at the same time, they raised a big middle finger in their hearts, and secretly said, they deserve to be abused like that stupid dog!
"Hmm!"
However, for Jack's surprise flattery, Xiulinda just raised her chin indifferently, and then drank the mortal unhappily.
"Chenfan, you are smiling, tell you that I don't want to hear these three words!"
"Your sister's!"
Looking at the arrogant appearance of begging himself, Chen Fan almost roared out the words in his heart, his eyes widened, "Didn't pass!"
"If I remember, I will take a helicopter to Macau with my sister later...."
Xiu Linda swept away the dust and wanted to pull Sima Ruoyi, but she slapped it off, "Don't make trouble...."
Then she grabbed Chen Fan like a little woman, looked at Chen Fan's smug little eyes, and was so angry that Xiu Linda directly threw aside the half-eaten orange in her hand, and the target of this orange was the unlucky Muzi Bean.
It is said that Mu Zidou looked at the "thorn in the eye" Chenfan and Xiu Linda had a tendency to fight, so he silently found a chair and sat down, cocked his little short legs, and shook happily, as if the person who had just been ravaged by the bamboo stick was not him, grabbed the orange that Xiu Linda bought and peeled it leisurely, completely looking like he didn't think it was a big deal and even hoped that there would be a big bloody case.
It's just that this little song hasn't been hummed yet, and the orange is just about to be swallowed, so it was black in front of me and fell directly into a dog eating, and the peeled orange was directly covered with poop like poop, "Xiu Linda, you have a problem, if you want to throw it, you will throw it into the dust, and you will throw me to make a fuss?"
"I called you full of hair, Mao is very happy, right, I asked you to watch the play...."
It's just that Mu Zidou just jumped up, and before he could shake off the orange dregs on his face, he felt that his two eyes were almost blown out, and then his whole head kept bouncing like a boxing ball.
", how many oranges did you buy?"
Mu Zidou didn't care about the orange scum on his face and kept jumping while shouting, it seemed that there were not so many oranges on the table in his memory, and for a moment he felt that there were countless orange bullets in his head, especially this scolding, he felt that the firepower was more fierce.
"What kind of person is this, and now you still care about how many oranges people have bought?"
Chen Fan was also confused by Xiu Linda's sudden hair, looking at Mu Zidou's demonic reaction was full of black lines, originally he had already done a good job of blocking, but he didn't expect Xiu Linda to make a mistake with his nerves and start Mu Zidou.
"Could it be that this kid was born with a poor look?"
Chen Fan looked at Mu Zidou's cheap fat look and couldn't help but gloat in his heart, but just when he was stunned, Mu Zidou's roar sounded again.
"Chenfan, you bastard, hurry up and save your life, look at the god Mao, you...."
"I told you to jump, I told you to scream, I told you to scold..."Xiu Linda saw that Mu Zidou jumped more and more, and the force in her hand became fiercer, "popopo..."The sound of oranges being exploded on the floor table was endless.
"Drop..."
"Because the doctor did not maintain a clean and tidy dining environment in the store in time, the system fined 88,888 yuan as a warning, and the next fine will increase geometrically!"
"Rub!"
Chenfan, who had not yet put down the blocking action, did not react when he heard the familiar sound of deductions that seemed to have not appeared for a long time, but the next moment the sound of the system in his mind instantly made Chenfan jump in pain.
"Ahh
If it weren't for the fact that there were still people around him, Chen Fan would have restrained himself with a little reason, otherwise he would immediately take out his mobile phone to check the bank deposit, but the constipated appearance with his teeth and claws on his face painful made everything in the entire space instantly freeze, leaving only where he was jumping.
"On the first day of opening, you didn't give me a red envelope, forget it, and now you still exploit me, it's easy for me...."
"Mortal...guy...ghost on the body...."
Finding that Xiu Linda didn't attack him again, Mu Zidou secretly glanced at the orange scum on his face, and suddenly found that everyone else was staring at the mortal who was jumping in pain with inexplicable eyes, and Mu Zidou also muttered in confusion in an instant.
While muttering, he shook the orange dregs on his face, "His grandmother, is this new shop bad feng shui, why is it so easy for people to get nervous for no reason..."
"Dust..."
"Mu ~ Zi ~ Dou, you this...decay boy, I TM told you to dump me...."
Just when Sima Ruoyi came back to his senses and wanted to ask what happened to Chenfan, he saw that he snatched the orange in Xiu Linda's hand on the side like an electric shock and smashed it towards Mu Zidou, who was throwing the orange dregs, as if the other party was his father's enemy.
At this scene, even Xiu Linda on the side was so stunned that her head couldn't function at all, "If you remember, you... Is there a problem here?"
It's just that as soon as this finger pointed at his head, he was slapped off by Sima Ruoyi, "You have a problem!"
"Holy..."
Mu Zidou didn't know if he had just been trained by Xiu Linda to react a little better, and in the face of Chenfan's sudden crit, he actually jumped up that little short leg quickly.
"Sima Ruoyi....I seriously suspect that this guy has been given a ghost, you hurry up and find a feng shui gentleman...."
"Ah.....h
missed the blow, Mu Zidou thought that Chen Fan would crit one after another, but in the next second, Chen Fan's attack posture of grabbing the orange was stiffly given, and then his face exploded into the color of pig liver, and the look on his face was more painful than before, especially the look in his eyes as if he was going to eat Mu Zidou raw.
At this time, Mu Zidou is not only his father's killer, but the ancestral graves of the eighteenth generation of his ancestors have been dug up by him!
Just when Mu Zidou picked up the chair next to him and was about to wait for him, he saw Chen Fan roar hard and instantly pinch the orange in his hand and burst it, "Mu Zidou, let me tell you, if you don't clean up these garbage, tables and chairs for me within three minutes, don't want to step in the store door for me in the future." ”
"And you Xiulinda, immediately, give me a hand!"
After roaring at Xiu Linda, Chen Fan didn't look at Xiu Linda, who was staring at Xiu Linda with wide eyes in disbelief, and quickly went into the utility room.
"Brother System, can I discuss something with you...."
"Doctor, you still have two minutes and thirty seconds, and if you don't restore everything, the fine will be doubled again!"
"Dry, Xiu Linda, Mu Zidou, you two hurt brothers lost more than 20 tens of thousands in just one minute, if I don't peel off a layer of skin from you, I won't be called Chenfan..."
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