Get one, Purple Mountain Taoist Temple.

Chen Yang came to the foot of Maoshan Mountain that afternoon and found a hotel to stay in.

This point to go to the Taoist temple is not very polite.

After eating, he returned to the hotel and sent a message to Renping, telling him that he would go to the mountains tomorrow.

Renping: "I've already arrived at the Lingshan Taoist Temple, will you come over tomorrow?" Okay, then I'll rush back tonight." ”

It's a refreshing summer day.

Liu Yuanji sat honestly outside the door of the Taoist temple, nibbling on the flatbread he brought.

He looked at the Taoist temple in front of him and suppressed all the bad thoughts in the depths of his heart.

Seek wealth, and do nothing else.

If you don't give money, you won't leave, disgusting him.

He felt that he was very civilized, and he also felt that Chen Yang would definitely give money.

Although Chen Yang didn't know where he went, he didn't believe that he didn't give money.

Just two minutes after five o'clock, several people suddenly appeared at the bottom of the mountain.

He didn't recruit anyone, and he didn't mess with anyone.

Then he saw the men coming towards him.

"Liu Yuanji!"

With a loud shout, Liu Yuanji narrowed his eyes and saw clearly.

Then, a mouth began to twitch.

Chen Xuanyang, labor and management say your mother!

"Sure enough, it's you!"

Renping snorted: "I won't bully you either, stand up, I'll fight you alone." ”

Liu Yuanji: "......"

Mom, which eye do you see that I can stand up?

Renping raised his eyebrows: "Don't stand, you look down on me?"

Liu Yuanji said: "What are you going to do?"

"If you don't do anything, I'm just talking to you. ”

"Sorry, I don't want to fight. ”

Liu Yuanji spread his hands and said, "Could it be that you can still do something to me? I didn't even provoke you, so you want to beat me like this? This is the way you Daomen disciples do things?"

Renping couldn't say anything to refute for a while.

The three of them came with the intention of beating Liu Yuanji.

But now, I don't know what to do.

Liu Yuanji is a wasted person, do you want to bully him?

"Actually, I can let you beat me too. Liu Yuanji changed his words and said: "Two million, give me two million, I will kneel down and kowtow and call your grandfather." ”

Three: "......"

Liu Yuanji said: "Really, I, Liu Yuanji, have one thing to say, and I will never tell lies." Give the money now, and I'll kneel now. Call grandpa, call dad, you choose. ”

Three: "......"

Renning: "Come back, there is something wrong with this monk." ”

Liu Yuanji said: "Don't go, there are no two million, one million is fine, one million, I will call my father immediately." ”

There was a creak, and the door was suddenly pushed open.

Shu Rou stood in front of the door, and the three of them were stunned for a few seconds when they saw her.

In the space of these few seconds, they made up a lot of pictures in their minds.

Chen Yang, Lingshan Taoist Temple, Shu Rou !!

Renyu blurted out, "You two got it?"

Renning and Renping watched, and Renyu asked the doubts in their hearts.

Shu Rou didn't mind, and said with a smile: "I'll come to the Taoist temple to borrow it for a few days." ”

"Don't you mind my mouth. Inwoo quickly apologized.

Shu Rou said: "The abbot asked me to invite you to dinner." ”

Gollum~

The three of them touched their stomachs and were a little hungry.

Liu Yuanji shouted, "Don't you invite me to eat?"

Shu Rou ignored him and said, "Wait a minute, I'll go and move the table." ”

Renyu hurriedly ran over: "I'll come." ”

After a while, a wooden table was moved.

This was done by Chen Yang.

The Taoist temple is just a stone table, and sometimes it is inconvenient to do something else, so there is this wooden table.

After the table was moved, a plate of vegetarian dishes was also brought out.

The more people, the more dishes.

Five Yellow Turban wrestlers, plus three Qianyuanguan, plus Lao Hei Da Gray and Shu Rou.

Nine people, two animals.

I don't know if it's intentional, Liu Yuanji is less than a meter away from the table.

Freshly cooked dishes, fragrant.

Liu Yuanji sniffed, his index finger moved, and his saliva flowed.

"Dr. Shu, your cooking skills are so good. ”

"How can you be so good at cooking?"

"I've never had such a good meal. ”

Renwoo praised with a satisfied expression on his face.

Shu Rou rarely blushed a little.

"How delicious can it be?" Liu Yuanji said insincerely, just fragrant with vegetables, nibbling on the tasteless flatbread in his hand.

After eating, they moved the table in.

Liu Yuanji hurriedly moved over, took a deep breath of the air here, quickly took a bite of the big cake in his hand, and said with satisfaction: "It's so fragrant!"

"The vegetables on the mountain are all grown by the little Taoist priest himself?"

Liu Yuanji stuffed the unfinished flatbread into it, picked up his crutches, and circled around the Taoist temple.

"Vegetable garden!"

He saw it.

He looked cautiously at the Taoist temple, and then walked towards the vegetable garden with extra careful movements.

Approaching, the vegetable garden at sunset, those vegetables, those fruits, each one is bright.

He hurried over, picked a cucumber, and stuffed it into his mouth.

As soon as I took two bites, I suddenly heard the sound of the Taoist temple opening the door.

"There are thieves!"

"Catch the thief!"

Renwoo drew his sword and rushed forward, followed by Renping Renning.

Old Black and Big Gray were still angry, but when they saw that they were more excited than themselves, they were a little dazed.

"They're pretty good, and it looks like I'm going to have to revisit them. ”

Big Ash said.

I think that at the beginning, Renyu Renning went up the mountain to make trouble, and was beaten by them and fainted.

Look at the present, for the sake of his own vegetable garden, so enthusiastic, so active maintenance.

They all feel that when they remember the past, they are a little bit not broad-minded.

"Let you steal vegetables!"

"Bastard, I came up to the mountain to steal vegetables!"

The angry voices of the three came from the vegetable garden.

Liu Yuanji curled up in a ball, no matter how they fought, it would not affect his eating at the moment.

A cucumber was eaten quickly.

Liu Yuanji found a gap, stretched out his hand and pulled another cucumber.

"Steal it back!"

"Chop off his hand!"

Renping drew his sword and was about to chop, Liu Yuanji was startled, and hurriedly said: "Don't, don't, I just eat a cucumber, as for it?"

"You're stealing!"

"Then I...... I'm going to spit it out?"

Liu Yuanji knows too well that these three people can definitely do something that chops their hands.

It's hard to give them a chance to do it, and it's strange if they can let it go.

He didn't want his legs to be healed and his hands to be gone.

"It's useless to spit it out. Renping took out his mobile phone: "I'll call the police now, you are going to squat." ”

Squatting?

Liu Yuanji was stunned, I called you uncle!

Labor and management eat a cucumber, why do you have to call the police, it's poisonous, right?

Renyu stopped him: "Senior brother, don't call the police, didn't Xuanyang say that there are still people from other Taoist temples who want to come? Now call the police, what if they come and no one fights?"

Renping pondered for two seconds: "What you said makes sense, then tie him up." It's tied right here and used to drive away sparrows. ”

A few minutes later, Liu Yuanji was tied up with a piece of paper on his body that read "Vegetable Thief".

"Qianyuanguan, I, Liu Yuanji, have memorized it! When my leg is healed, I will dismantle all your Taoist temples!" Liu Yuanji said angrily and humiliatingly.

"If you don't come, you're a bad seed. ”

They really didn't believe it.

Liu Yuanji is such a good thing, and he will never dare to come if he is given the courage.

What else can you do but let loose cruel words?

After the three of them vented, they also left.

At the same time, at the exit of the airport, a group of four Taoist priests walked out.

Cao Changli said, "Senior brother, let's go again tomorrow morning." ”

Du Changheng said: "No, just go now, finish the fight early and go back early." ”

Yan Changming said: "My big knife is already hungry and thirsty!"

It's dawn.

The rope on Liu Yuanji's body is gone.

He was lying on the ground outside the gate of the Taoist temple, his eyes kept open, from dark to dawn.

He witnessed the alternation of day and night.

His clothes were in tatters, and there was not a single place on his body that was intact.

Even this handsome face was swollen like a pig's head.

He couldn't remember how many people had been there last night, and he couldn't remember how many people had ravaged his body.

The first person to come, he didn't remember what the other party said, he only remembered that he scolded the other party fiercely.

Then, he was beaten.

The people who came from behind, seeing him being beaten, quickly joined the battlefield.

The people who came from behind, seeing so many people doing it, joined the battlefield again.

So the people who joined the battlefield were like snowballing, rolling bigger and bigger.

"Daomen, I remember, stinky Daoists, when my Liu Yuanji's leg is healed, I will destroy your Daomen!"

It was 20xx, x, xx, xx.

Liu Yuanji made a big wish.

"Squeak!"

The door of the Taoist temple opens.

A yellow turban wrestler came out and said with a gloomy face: "You want to destroy the Daomen?"

Liu Yuanji scolded: "Stinky brick movers, you are paralyzed, labor-management Gan Niniang, whether it is a human or a ghost, you can threaten me, Nima...... Ahh

Liu Yuanji took off and flew into the air!