Chapter 241, how crazy you laugh, how much it hurts to cry

The man wearing the black Green Hornet suit is Jiang Qi, and at this moment, the reason why he shows his face like this is because he wants to continue the legend of the Green Hornet Magician in Beichuan, and secondly, he doesn't want to expose his true identity too early, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble.

Seeing that Li Goutian and the others were as rampant as expected, Jiang Qi was not angry at all, grabbed a chopstick on the side of the table casually, and stabbed it into Li Goutian's throat with a single throw.

After Li Goutian sighed lightly, he only felt that a drop of bitter liquid was suddenly pouring straight into the gastric juice in his mouth, which made him nauseous and unbearable, and even breathing was a little difficult.

"Hmm, hmm......"

Because the chopsticks were inserted a little deeper, Li Goutian did not dare to take it by force when the situation was unknown, and squinted his eyes, so he could only pitifully beg his partners on his side to help.

Xu Caiwang has a rough appearance, and he basically doesn't do things too much, so he grabbed Li Goutian and glanced at it, and found that the chopsticks were not completely penetrated into the throat, so he didn't think about it, pulled hard, and pulled out the chopsticks. Although he did it in one go, Li Goutian was so bitter that he kneaded the Adam's apple, and wanted to cry without tears for a while.

"How is it, my secret weapon is not bad, right?" Jiang Qi came here not only to save people, but also to film, so the lines that should be said at this moment, that is also a word that refuses to fall.

"Stinky boy, what kind of ability is playing yin, if you have the guts, try to punch Lao Tzu. Xu Caiwang was as powerful as a hammer, and as soon as he held his right hand, he instantly pinched out a creaking sound.

"That guy has a cheap mouth, it looks like you're itchy with your fists. Very well, I will fulfill you. Make a move!" Jiang Qi did not show timidity, and after smiling slightly, he shook his fist lightly as if he was preparing.

"Looking for death!" Xu Caiwang saw that Jiang Qi's figure was not strong, and after being provoked by his cold words, he couldn't help but say, picked up his fist and sprinted forward.

Jiang Qi secretly accumulated, but there was no change in his face, and when Xu Caiwang's fist hit with the wind, instead of fighting with his fist, he strode forward, forcing his left chest to take a blow from the opposite side.

"What's the matter, is your brain burned out?"

Li Goutian's eyes widened, and although he was looking forward to Xu Caiwang venting his evil anger for him, he couldn't help but marvel after discovering the abnormality.

"Ah...... My hand, broken!"

said that it was too late and that it was fast, Jiang Qi, who was beaten here, had not yet called, but Xu Caiwang, who punched over there, was half-kneeling on the ground, complaining more than once.

Of course, Jiang Qi knew that Xu Caiwang was shocked to the bones because he hit the ice armor he released.

But in order to avoid the harm of public opinion, he could only pat his hands and praise: "The acting skills are great, are you trying to blackmail me? However, there are so many people here, they will not perjury for you." ”

"Hey, don't pretend, you're still lying on the ground after beating someone, are you ashamed?"

"Yes, we are short-sighted, but we are not blind. ”

"Look at that big guy, hahahaha......"

I don't know if I was attracted by the fight scenes here, or fascinated by Jiang Qi's slightly weird costumes, five or six young men and women gathered outside the store one after another.

"You're... Bastard, is there a steel plate hidden in his body as well?" Xu Caiwang raised his head tremblingly and looked at Jiang Qi again in disbelief.

Jiang Qi waved his hand indifferently and said, "If you want to think so, it's up to you." ”

"Bastard, don't deceive people too much. ”

"Let's get on it!"

The remaining two men didn't understand the truth, but they thought that Xu Caiwang was also yin, where did they care about the morality of the rivers and lakes at this moment, and one of them carried a bench and collectively rushed to Jiang Qi's direction.

Jiang Qi was afraid of damaging the items in the store, so he hurriedly flashed, and retreated to the door of the store, waiting for the two men to chase after him, and suddenly moved forward in reverse, taking advantage of the inexplicable moment of the two, his hands pressed the two heads together, and with a clang, he directly knocked the two of them unconscious.

After Jiang Qi picked up the two benches, he slowly sent them back to the store, and then pointed at Li Goutian and smiled: "Now there are only you left." ”

Seeing that Jiang Qi turned around to deal with himself, he first took out the phone and threatened to call the police, but when he saw that Jiang Qi was not moved at all, he immediately relented, pretending to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy: "Big brother, we have eyes and don't know Taishan, and we collided with you, I will make amends to you, can't you make amends?"

Jiang Qi saw that Li Goutian was thundering and not raining, and snorted coldly: "Why can't I hear your sincerity at all? I love rock 'n' roll. ”

"Shake your sister. Although Li Goutian was unwilling, in front of the strong enemy, he didn't dare to play any tricks, so he could only curse secretly and kowtow three more times.

Jiang Qi knew that it was difficult to eradicate the bad habits of Li Goutian and others with such a small punishment, so he deliberately took some fierce medicine to help them completely cure the root of the disease, and after slanting his mouth, he suddenly said playfully: "Sincerity is there, but it is not me who you offended, so you had better find the right direction and bow again." ”

"What are you talking about!" Li Goutian was obviously about to be driven crazy after hearing the news, and looked at Jiang Qi with his eyes wide.

But Jiang Qi was as unmoved as a rock, and said coldly: "As soon as I entered the door, I said, if you know each other, quickly apologize and get out."

As for whom, are you mentally retarded and can't hear it?"

Li Goutian gritted his teeth and said, "Who will remember what you said casually." You...... Don't go too far!" Although his mouth was hard, he quietly betrayed himself as he moved his legs.

"Yes... I'm sorry!" Li Goutian looked down on the female clerk in his heart, so even if he admitted his mistake, this worship soon became an extremely perfunctory scene.

Jiang Qi shook his head, and said word by word instead of the female clerk: "No-enough-true-sincere." Come again!"

"I'm sorry!" Li Goutian held back his anger and roared and bowed down again.

"Is it a gesture to apologize when the voice is so loud?" Jiang Qi once again provoked and said negatively.

"Yes-no-up!"

Li Goutian bowed again and again, which instantly made the female clerks a little embarrassed, and the panic in her heart suddenly increased more than ten times for no reason.

The female clerk was unwell, Jiang Qi naturally wanted to take care of her when she saw it, her voice was low but deep with murderous intent, and she asked, "Your eyes are so fierce, do you want to threaten people?"

"Don't dare. Li Goutian hung his head and replied expressionlessly.

"That's good. I heard that you are an actor, and your professional quality must be good, so the director didn't say cut, shouldn't you stop?"

Jiang Qi saw the surprise in Li Goutian's eyes, and in an instant, after smiling like a tyrant on the set, he continued: "Today I am the director, if I don't shout OK, you will never stop." ”

pointed at the female clerk, but she was a little gentle, and said, "And you beauty, you must not cower when dealing with bad people." If it weren't for your desperate struggle, I think many people like me would have disdained to save you even if they saw you being humiliated. People need to respect themselves in order to be valued. Okay, cheer up, let's do it again. ”

"I'm you, damn it, you're really addicted. ”

After Li Goutian's anger was full, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, quickly picked up the square stool on the side, and smashed it towards Jiang Qi in a flash.

But somehow, Li Goutian suddenly felt as if he could pass through objects, not only did he not hit the target this time, but because of the excessive force, he finally crashed into Xu Caiwang by himself, which made the kid instantly cover his hands and scream.

Jiang Qi didn't explain how he used the shadow shifter to swap places with Li Goutian, and after looking around at everyone indifferently, he only chuckled and applauded again, saying, "Wonderful, wonderful! I said earlier, how crazy I laughed beforehand, how hurt I have to cry now, this is retribution, retribution, everyone must remember it." ”