Chapter 18: Don't Hit Women
"Hmph! It's the three of you again, you hurt everyone and went to prison for nothing, why are you sneaking up on my good apprentice now?" Liu was angry, although he didn't have any kung fu at all, but Liu was full of guts, especially when he saw that a few monks and nuns in front of him were not Taoists, they were simply scum of Buddhism!
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and hand over the bloodthirsty dragon, if you don't hand over the bloodthirsty dragon, your apprentice will definitely die!" said Monk Guangtu loudly, holding a stick to his chest.
"Inexplicable!"
Hearing the monk's words, Liu Kou really felt inexplicable, "What bloodthirsty dragon? how can your bloodthirsty dragon be on me? What a joke!"
At this time, Jia Daoren came over and said: "We are not talking about you, we are talking about the kid just now, we got the news of the well-wisher, and the bloodthirsty Tianlong is on the body of that kid." ”
"It's really more and more inexplicable! My apprentice has been with us, how could he steal your things? Who gave you this news?" Liu asked suspiciously, the three people in front of him were fierce and didn't look like they were lying, but they really couldn't imagine who would frame Ma Wenbing.
Ma Wenbing, who fell to the ground, also heard why he was being attacked by a sneak attack, and now he also felt confused, what bloodthirsty heavenly dragon had never seen before.
Liu Ling'er and Tianxiang on the side were also confused, they couldn't believe that Ma Wenbing would steal things? Especially Liu Ling'er, Ma Wenbing had always been under his nose, and it was impossible for him to steal things without knowing it.
"You said he stole your things, do you have any evidence?" Tianxiang stood up and asked, she didn't believe what evidence those three people came up with, those three people didn't stay in the temple and Taoist temple to chant scriptures and chant Buddha, and they were definitely not good people.
Ma Wenbing, who was lying on the ground, was shocked, he didn't expect Tianxiang to speak for himself, and instantly felt that he was too happy, he didn't feel happiness since he was a child, so other people's small favors were even a good word for Ma Wenbing.
"Yes, you said that my apprentice stole your things, but is there any evidence?" asked Liu Yikou.
"The evidence, the evidence is definitely on him, if you don't believe it, let's search for it and the truth will be revealed. The flower nun took a step forward with two full moon scimitars, although she was a woman, but she was as fierce as the monks and Taoist priests.
Seeing this situation, Liu Yikou was still relatively stable, and in order to ensure that nothing went wrong, he personally walked to Ma Wenbing's side and asked in person: "Wenbing, you tell Master honestly, don't lie, did you steal anything from them?"
Ma Wenbing was slapped by the thief monk just now, his chest was hot and swollen uncomfortably, and he vomited a mouthful of blood, and it was difficult to speak for a while, so he could only shake his head to indicate that he was not stealing.
"Okay, Master got it. Liu patted Ma Wenbing's shoulder and said, then returned to his place, "My apprentice didn't steal your things at all, it seems that you heard the wrong news, you injured my apprentice, please come up with an antidote." ”
"Antidote, hehe, if you want an antidote, you can exchange it for the Bloodthirsty Heavenly Dragon!" said the monk angrily.
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The two sides confronted each other, no one wanted to give up a step, the monk insisted on searching his body, and Liu Yikou insisted on not letting them search his body, it was already very sure that it was a frame-up, wouldn't it be a big loss of face to let him search?
"Thief bald! I have long seen that you are impatient, do you dare to fight with the cripple me, and if you lose, you will obediently hand over the antidote!" The cripple on the side really couldn't stand it anymore, so he stood up and said.
Hearing the lame man's words, the monk turned his eyes to look at him, and saw that one of his feet was indeed a little bent, and it seemed that he was a lame, so he smiled and said: "Amitabha, Lao Qu does not fight with three kinds of people in his life, one does not fight children under ten years old, the second does not fight disabled people with missing arms and legs, and the third does not fight women, you are a disabled person, I will not fight with you." ”
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The lame man felt insulted, and asked magnificently: "Phew, your mother is disabled! Laughing to death! You said that you don't beat women, but what about her? Didn't you have a big fight at the Tianlong Inn?"
The lame man pointed at the flower nun and asked, clearly opening his eyes and talking nonsense.
"She's not a woman. The monk said weakly, in his heart, the flower nun was no longer a woman.
"What, you say that the old lady is not a woman?" The flower nun was not happy to hear it, and the monk's words were more painful than slapping an ear scraper.
The monk also knew that he had lost his words at this time, and pretended to be calm, "Ahem, let's deal with them first, I just made a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue!"
"Hmph, I'll settle accounts with you later!" The flower nun also knew that now was not the time to calculate, and once she calculated, it would be beneficial to the enemy.
"Since you don't fight him, then I'll fight you!"
It was a blind man who spoke, in fact, she was not so blind, but just a little flash, while speaking, she flew lightly, and instantly flew in front of the monk, and began to make moves with both hands and feet.
"Eat my eighteen tricks!"
The blind man shouted, this set of palm techniques and leg skills were displayed in one piece, and there were all kinds of things, like a spider dancing around, dazzling the enemy.
At the same time, the monk also greeted him, "I said that I don't beat women, today the old man will break the vow once, and eat my life-killing soul snatching palm!"
So the blind man and the monk crackled and fought, and their feet always left the ground with their profound light skills.
Seeing that the mother-in-law had taken the lead in the battle, the lame man was a little unwilling, so he also flew up lightly and shouted, "Which of you two will fight me?"
"I'll fight you!"
After saying a word, one person flew up to greet her, it was the flower nun, dancing with two knives, extremely domineering, and it really made the cripple a little tricky at first.
On the ground, there was still Jia Daoren left, he looked at Liu Yikou, he was a bald camel, he had been answering just now, presumably his kung fu was the highest, so he was a little timid.
"You...... You, you, you, should we fight?" the Taoist priest asked timidly.
Seeing the timid appearance of the Taoist, Liu Yikou already knew that he thought he had kung fu, so he just pretended to do it, "Just you? Hmph, you don't deserve to fight me...... Let's just watch them fight, and if our men win, then you hand over the antidote. ”
"It's a deal!"
The Taoist didn't want to fight, after all, the lame man and the mother-in-law's kung fu were so good, so this camel must have the highest kung fu, so he simply agreed to him now, so he said: "If we win, then we will search our bodies!"
"Okay, that's fair. Liu replied.
In the air, the monk and the blind man are fighting fiercely, on the ground, the lame man and the flower nun are fighting, they are fully exerting their whole body ability, for a time the fists and legs are blowing the fallen leaves, and the knife and stick are swishing and breaking the fragrant flowers.
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Let's say that after Ma Wenbing fell to the ground, his chest seemed to be on fire, and gradually the flames weakened, and the pain in his chest was relieved.
Ma Wenbing took out a book from his chest, which was the "Foodie Encyclopedia" given to him by Mr. Bai Eat, and it was this book that resisted the monk's palm and prevented him from being injured more seriously than now.
Liu Ling'er took a book from Ma Wenbing's hand, and was very puzzled, so she asked, "What kind of book is this? Why are you hiding it in your clothes?"
"It was sent by a friend, and thankfully it saved my life. Ma Wenbing replied.
"Foodie Encyclopedia...... Such a shabby book, but since it's called a foodie encyclopedia, can you borrow it from me first?" asked Liu Ling'er, presumably there were a lot of delicious things recorded in it.
Ma Wenbing didn't speak, just nodded.