31 Compare with me?

"Hua Ye, I actually watched the female anchor, I want to show it and don't take it off, you are a little bit of a pursuit, it's better than her to see Ai Wei, let's have another plate!"

"Don't make any noise!" Ge Hua said angrily, "Lao Tzu can't afford to bring you to this pit, and the diamonds have fallen to gold." ”

Zeng Qiang and Tao Zheng were also not far from relegation, so they quickly got off the line, squeezed in front of Ge Hua's computer and watched the female anchor together, with an infatuated look on their faces, and they didn't know that they thought the three of them were watching a romantic action movie.

"Damn, there's no pursuit!"

Shen Lang played by himself, and it was a very pit 0--10, so angry that other players hung up by themselves, so they simply hung up and counted the ball.

Glancing at the three people who were watching the live broadcast, Shen Lang couldn't help but run to take a look, on the screen was a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl wearing a pink vest, and below was a black puffy skirt, two evenly white and tender thighs were exposed to the air, dressed very young and cute.

Caught in sight, she was really beautiful, with clear and bright pupils, curved willow eyebrows, long eyelashes, fair and flawless skin revealing a faint red pink, and thin lips like rose petals delicate and dripping.

"I admit that she looks okay, but she's not a star master, what are you laughing at?"

Ordinary female anchors are singing, dancing or playing games, but this girl is telling jokes in front of the computer, as if she is talking cross talk.

"Vulgar!" Ge Hua scolded angrily, "There are anchors without clothes all over the screen, and it is rare for a talented female anchor like Xiao 8 to be there." ”

"Talented?"

"Don't make a noise, listen to what she has to say. Zeng Qiang also glanced at Shen Lang on the side.

I saw the female anchor Xiao 8 on the screen said, "I went to KTV a few days ago, and after I went to the toilet and came out, my friend with water on my hand said that I had urinated on my hands, and there was no water on my hands and my friend said that I didn't wash my hands, what kind of trouble is this?"

"Poof!"

Okay, Shen Lang himself is not a person with a high laughing point, he laughed.

"Well, it's fun. Tao Zheng asked on the side.

"Don't make a noise, what is her next joke?"

Anyway, Shen Lang joined the trio, and if Wu Xiaohui came back, he didn't know that he would think the four of them were there

Watch romance action movies.

"Ask you, boys' briefs can be worn several times without repeating them. The female anchor Xiao 8 drew a triangle on the screen.

"Twice. Zeng Qiang said, anyway, he tried to wear the front and back.

"Four times. Ge Hua threw him a look of contempt, except for the positive and negative, he had tried to spin and wear.

"Six times. Tao Zheng despised the two of them at the same time, and he could step in with a trouser leg.

Shen Lang's eyes widened and he looked at the three of them, "!"

At this time, the barrage also posted various subtitles of "twice", "four times" and "six times", and there was a buddy who played eight times, Shen Lang couldn't figure out how he wore it eight times, Zeng Qiang directly got a pair of briefs from the balcony and went down to compare.

"Haha.... You are not right, it should be twelve times. The female anchor Xiao 8 said with a smile on the screen.

"How is that possible!"

The pot exploded in the bedroom and on the barrage, and Shen Lang didn't believe how a pair of underwear could not be worn twelve times.

"I know your brains can't figure it out. I'm going to use CAD to draw a picture for you. The female anchor came out of the small 8 screen and skillfully opened the CAD software.

"Damn, talent, I can still use CAD!"

Shen Lang's eyes widened at this time, although CAD is an ordinary engineering drawing software, but as far as a scumbag like him is concerned, although he uses more than 20,000 and 30,000 computers, he can't even use the Meitu show except for playing and masturbating.

"What's the matter!, Lao Tzu's favorite female anchor is not a vulgar fan, right?" Ge Hua said to Shen Lang even more proudly.

"I have a lot of cattle, it's a waste to be a female anchor. Shen Lang raised his thumb and praised.

"Waste of fart, you haven't read the news reports, famous anchors earn tens of millions of dollars a month. Tao Zheng said.

Shen Lang looked at the number of online people in the female anchor's live broadcast room and said with a smile, "Pull it down, this female anchor doesn't have much attention, and no one has sent a rocket after watching it for so long."

Okay, you guys keep watching, don't change the anchor, I'll go squat and come out and continue watching!"

After more than ten minutes, Shen Lang was still squatting in the tuba, and Ge Hua came over and slammed the bathroom door.

Shen Lang came out with his pants, "Damn, Huazi, you can't go in a hurry."

Borrow a toilet from the wall, urge what to urge, so that I almost forgot to wipe my buttocks!"

"Prodigal son, don't rush to put on your pants first, my female anchor is being bullied!"

"What?"

Shen Lang ran to the computer to take a look, only to see Xiao 8 on the screen and another female anchor in the live broadcast room connected PK popularity, the other female anchor is thick makeup, a typical Internet celebrity face, what apple light, magnesium lights turned on a lot, I only feel disgusting when I see it, but the popularity is to open a few parking spaces for Xiao 8, and her fans are crazy barrage,

"This little 8 is not the same level as the beauty of our family. ”

"Little 8 get out of the live broadcast room!"

"Support Meimei's sports car brush, let the little 8 learn to bark!"

“......”

"What's going on?" asked Shen Lang as he looked at the whizzing subtitles.

"Xiao 8 and this anchor called Meimei are connected to PK popularity, whoever has fewer gifts from fans has to learn to call pigs! Xiao 8 has no one to give gifts here, and it's over in ten minutes, and Xiao 8 is lost. Zeng Qiang looked at the pitiful little 8 on the screen and said.

"How many gifts has that Meimei received now?"

"There are hundreds of dollars. ”

"Damn, it's only a few hundred yuan, I thought it was much. I'll kill him, get out of the way!" Shen Lang ran to the computer and logged in to his Doutu account, and the name of his Doutu account was Prodigal, and it was directly brushed up by two rockets.

"Thank you, thank you for the prodigal son's rocket!" Xiao 8 thanked on the live broadcast, knowing that it was the first time that someone gave her a gift since she started the live broadcast, and she didn't expect that it would be worth a thousand yuan and two rockets.

This barrage on the beautiful fans fryer,

"Damn, how can such an ugly anchor still have fans to send rockets!"

"Yes, it must be a water army!"

"Whether it's a water army or not, we can't let our sister learn to cry pigs, that local tyrant rocket quickly brushes up!"

“.......”

The beautiful anchor even shouted pitifully in a baby voice, "People don't want to learn to cry pigs!"

At this time, a local tyrant in her live broadcast room finally made a move, and five rockets flew across the screen.

"Thank you for the rocket of 'Principal Wang's dog', people love you!"

(End of chapter)