Chapter 50: An avalanche of a fart
"I finally met a girl who recognized my strength, why did she get a terminal illness?"
Mo Chu looked at Yang Manman's shy appearance, like a snow lotus that had not been infected by the world, and remembered Yang Manman's gobbling just now, he couldn't help but show a painful expression, and his heart was even more painful.
"I said sister, if you have a terminal illness, you can recuperate at home, why did you run out and climb the mountain?"
Yang Manman shook his head and said, "It's useless, I have ALS, and I'm just waiting to die when I'm recuperating at home, so it's better to walk outside while I can move!"
ALS, also known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, simply put, means that the body seems to be gradually frozen, and as the muscles on the body gradually atrophy, it leads to heart failure and death, and the person will also lose weight into a skeleton.
ALS is a terminal disease, but with proper care, it can prolong life for many years. But it was clear that Yang Manman didn't want to live like this.
Mo Chu couldn't help but sigh, this easily shy girl's eyes were full of stubbornness, and her heart was full of adventure factors, this time climbing the mountain may also be the last wish.
Yang Manman didn't know what Mo Chu thought, shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and showed a sweet smile again: "Fortunately, this time I came, I have never eaten such a delicious thing, Brother Mo, can you make some more after you go down the mountain?"
Suddenly, Mo Chu's eyes were red, the tip of his nose was sour, and he suddenly had the feeling of meeting a confidant.
It's like Ziqi and Boya, only Zhong Ziqi can understand the true meaning of Yu Boya's piano sound in the world, and then Zhong Ziqi died early, Yu Boya learned about it, and smoothed the last song of his life in front of Zhong Zi's grave, and then broke the strings and never played the piano again.
At that time, when Qiu Ruoxi took medicinal food, she didn't have such a strong feeling, maybe because she was Sun Xing's sister, so she felt that it was right, but Yang Manman was different.
"Now, only Yang Man understands my medicinal diet, if this girl's body becomes more and more unbearable, will I also be discouraged and quit the kitchen world?"
After having this idea, Mo Chuchu trembled, slowly patted Yang Manman's shoulder, and said, "Don't worry, my brother will not only make you medicinal food, but also cure your ALS!"
Mo Chu secretly made up his mind that he must cure Yang Manman, Yang Manman's eyes couldn't be faked, he really thought that the medicinal food was delicious.
Yang Manling even had some delusions, could it be that there was something wrong with my sense of taste? But the feeling in my mouth was still there, and after such a taste, my chest suddenly swelled again.
Looking at Yang Manman's adoring eyes, Sun Fan frowned: "Doesn't this kid know Manman's identity?
Yang Manman took Mo Chu's words as comfort, and smiled even sweeter.
Yang Manling's heart chuckled suddenly, but thinking of Yang Manman's condition, she also softened: "Forget it, maybe this is a good thing for Manman!"
As the night deepened, the flames gradually became weaker, Yang Manman ate so many medicinal foods, not only was he very full, but also felt very warm, leaning on Yang Manling for a while and falling asleep.
Soon, all that remained in the cave was the sound of the wind outside, mixed with the sound of vomiting.
"Mixed ...... Bastard, you ...... What the hell did you give me, woo...... I'm not climbing anymore, I'm going home......"
At dawn the next day, the wind outside stopped, Mo Chu walked to the entrance of the cave and stretched, and jumped up the moment he saw Liu Tianyi.
"Where did the ghost come from, eat the master's kick!"
Liu Tianyi cried snot and vomited all night, and then he didn't even have bile and kept retching. His body was covered in vomit, and his cheeks were visibly emaciated, almost like skin and bones.
"Whew...... You bastard, I ...... I killed you, what the hell did you do!" Liu Tianyi wailed in pain.
At this time, Yang Manman and the three of them also walked out of the cave.
Yang Manman blinked his eyes and said, "Hey, Liu Tianyi, why did you sleep at the entrance of the cave all night, isn't it cold?"
Mo Chu hurriedly moved his foot, smiled wryly, and said, "Ah? It turned out to be you, I'm really sorry, your look is a bit chic, I really didn't recognize it!"
"Long ...... You...... I...... He's such a bully!"
Liu Tianyi was going crazy, especially when he looked at Yang Manman's concern, his heart was hot, and he lay on the ground and cried loudly.
Mo Chu hurriedly helped Liu Tianyi up, patted the snow on his body, and said: "Brother, don't worry, it may be that your physique is not suitable for last night's medicinal diet, and when I go down the mountain, I will rematch it, and I will definitely make it up for you, and I will never vomit again, I swear in the name of the chef!"
"Won't you be throwing up?" asked Liu Tianyi.
Mo Chu swore and patted his chest: "Don't worry, absolutely not, I am a person with a chef certificate!"
Liu Tianyi actually didn't care about this, he just wanted to hurry down the mountain and go back to have a good meal.
It's just that when he thought of eating, Liu Tianyi's mind appeared with that pot of black stuff again, and he only felt a cramping pain in his stomach.
"Bang ......"
In the next moment, a dull voice sounded, and Liu Tianyi hurriedly covered his buttocks.
A foul smell came, and a yellow mist could be clearly seen floating out behind Liu Tianyi.
"Bang ......"
Immediately after, another sound.
Liu Tianyi was really going crazy, staring at Mo Chu deadly: "Didn't you say it's okay!"
"I seem to be saying that I won't vomit again, I didn't say I won't fart, I know, you must be too empty, and you can't make up for it!"
"Void...... You are empty, you are empty, your whole family is ...... Bang!"
At the same time, there was another muffled sound, this sound was too loud, and Liu Tianyi's body shook violently.
"Bang ......"
"Bang ......"
"Bang ......"
In the next moment, the continuous sound of farts came, and Liu Tianyi was no longer able to stand firm.
Suddenly, Sun Fan looked up at the top of the mountain, and his face changed greatly: "Liu Tianyi, hold back, you can't fart anymore!"
Liu Tianyi also felt embarrassed, not to mention that he was still next to Yang Manman and Yang Manling, and quickly tightened his buttocks: "I...... I'll bear it!"
Sun Fan picked up the equipment on his back and was very anxious: "Let's go, let's hurry down the mountain!"
This time, half a month has passed since the time of going up the mountain and being trapped, and I have to go back to replenish supplies before I can climb the mountain again, or choose to go back, so no one objected.
After about ten minutes, Liu Tianyi stopped, and his face had turned purple.
Sun Fan turned around impatiently and urged: "Liu Tianyi, what's wrong with you, hurry up!"
"I ...... I ......"
"Why are you so troublesome, what's the matter?"
"I ...... I can't hold it back!"
"Boom!"
A huge roar rose into the sky, and the sturdy mountaineering library behind Liu Tianyi's ass was shattered, revealing two snow-white buttocks.
"Boom ......"
In the next moment, there was a thunderous roar from the heights of the mountain range, as if in response to Liu Tianyi's fart sound.
Sun Fan looked up, his face instantly became extremely pale, and the corners of his lips kept trembling: "It's over, this time it's really over!"
I saw that there was a large amount of snow sliding down on the top of the mountain, and the snow fell from the sky, as if to cover the whole world.
No matter how powerful a person is, he can't compete with the power of nature, and such a large-scale avalanche is no longer something that human beings can stop.
Liu Tianyi looked at the snow that was getting closer and closer, as if he had become stupid: "Snow...... The avalanche came out, and I came out of a fart?"
Mo Chu's eyes widened, and he said admiringly: "I've been mixed up for so many years, and it's the first time I've seen such an avalanche, brother, I admire you, we will be brothers in the future!"
Yang Man was anxious, and tears appeared in his eyes: "You ...... You don't want to run away! Blame me, blame me for being willful, I shouldn't have let you come with me!"
Mo Chu touched Yang Manman's head indifferently and said, "What's the big deal, you come with me, I'm familiar with here!"
Mo Chu tied the sleigh to his legs, took out another rope, and tied Yang Manman to his back.
Sun Fan and Yang Manling's eyes lit up, and they hurriedly put them on.
It seems like a long time, but in fact, it's just a few words, the avalanche is still above, and there is still some distance from a few people.
"Girl, are you ready!"
Yang Manman lay on Mo Chu's back, hugged Mo Chu's neck, and adjusted his posture: "I'm ready!"
Even through the thick mountaineering clothes, Mo Chu still felt the amazing elasticity on his back, and his heart couldn't help but feel hot, this girl is really in stock.
"Okay, then let's go!"
Mo Chu jumped up and jumped off the cliff as if he was flying.
Yang Manling and Sun Fan followed, Sun Fan also learned from Mo Chu, tied Liu Tianyi to his body with a rope, and the five of them melted into three figures, although they were as small as ants under the pursuit of the avalanche, but they always slid in front of the avalanche.
Until sliding to the bottom of the mountain, the snow that had fallen from the top of the mountain had evenly covered the mountain range, Mo Chu stopped at a sharp turn, took off his goggles, and showed a smug smile.
Yang Manling and Sun Fan also successfully descended the mountain, but due to the different levels of skiing skills of the three, there was some distance apart.
Beads of sweat broke out on the tip of Yang Manman's nose, and his eyes were full of excitement: "It's so exciting, it's even more exciting than drag racing, Brother Mo, you're so amazing!"
Mo Chu was even more proud, dragged Yang Manman's ass with both hands, and subconsciously pressed it: "That's it, it's just such an avalanche, and you want to stump me Mo Chu?" I Mo Chu flicked his fingers, and the avalanche disappeared!"
"Brother Mo, thank you......"
Yang Manman muttered softly, and the shyness on his face turned red directly to his neck.
Mo Chu didn't hear what Yang Manman said, he felt that Yang Manman on his back became quieter, and thought that Yang Manman was angry, so he was embarrassed to untie the rope.
"Girl, it was an accident just now, and I have to adjust my posture too!"
Mo Chu said as he put Yang Manman down: "Hey, why did you fall asleep so quickly?"
Mo Chu pinched Yang Manman's cheeks, and suddenly, his eyes became very cold, and his voice was as piercing as an ice blade: "Blue ghost, who injected you with a blue ghost!"