Ye Tian said: "Okay, don't make trouble, that brother, in life, in fact, we encounter this kind of awkwardness, as a man, we have to coax, of course, you tell me the specific things, although I don't have wine now, but you have a story!"

"Here's the thing, I have been in love with my girlfriend for three years, and I have already said that I plan to get married, but some time ago I found that my girlfriend came home later and later after work, and I became suspicious that she was empathetic and secretly followed, and found that she got into a Mercedes Benz, and after a period of struggle, I had a showdown with her, and said a lot of ugly words, and ran away with her. ”

"I'll go, big brother, this is cuckolding you!"

"Money worshippers, there are too many gold worshippers in this society now, don't be too sad, just take it as a look. ”

"At this time, it's time to break up peacefully, maybe your girlfriend has a hard time. ”

"If you don't want this kind of woman, you should humiliate her severely. ”

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In an instant, the live broadcast room fell out, and Ye Tian hurriedly said: " Don't argue, let me be fair, first of all, if your girlfriend didn't split her legs, but you don't trust or even follow her is your fault, why do I say that I didn't split my legs, because there is this possibility, I think you definitely don't know who the person sitting in the Mercedes Benz is, if your girlfriend is Bai Fumei, but you haven't known, the car is likely to be her family or relatives, maybe it's her driver, you see that the relationship is really not short for three years, how many three years of life are there, not to say that you can put it down, there are too many memories and sweetness in it, you ask it today, it means that your heart has not been able to let go, besides, if your girlfriend really splits her legsAt least you've slept with someone else's wife for three years........ Well, that's probably it. ”

Earlier, everyone thought that Ye Tian was seriously persuading, analyzing in an all-round way, and even saying the possibility of comfort, but they didn't expect it........ In the end, they overturned.

"it!"

"Hey, the goblins? I'm overturning again, yes, that's right, it's me again, old place. ”

"I have a saying about MMP, I don't know whether to say it or not. ”

"6 turned over, slept with other people's wives for three years, what the hell is this........ It makes so much sense, it's a lot of money. ”

"At first, I thought it made sense, the anchor is also a serious anchor, and I'm starting to like you, and when I get to the last sentence, it's like a selling, what the hell am I ............ I like you even more. ”

"Thank you, anchor, I understand, I'll go ask clearly. ”

"This live broadcast room is so interesting, it's like smoking heroin, you can't stop. ”

"Intensely pay attention to a wave, attention, attention, attention, important things said three times. ”

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Ye Tian continued to brag with the sailors: "Come, come, I'll tell you a joke, it's not good to do anything this year, stay and go to Wutai Mountain to ask for a sign, the monk asked me: "A fishing rod and 500 catties of fish, which one do you choose?" I said: "I want 500 catties of fish." The monk shook his head and smiled: "The donor is superficial, the fish is gone after eating, and the fishing rod can catch a lot of fish." Do you understand that?

I said: You know an egg, 500 catties of fish can be sold for 2,500 yuan. Fishing rod 100 yuan, buy 10, and then take 1000 yuan to ask 10 people to help me fish, 500 yuan to buy a mahjong table about a few friends to play cards, while playing mahjong, while guarding the fisherman, the fish is also caught, entertainment is also entertained, and the money is earned.

Monk: Where are you a pilgrim?

I said: Hebei's

High monk: "Amitabha...... The poor monks don't want to talk to you Hebei people, especially Xingtai's! The salary income is the lowest in the country, and if there are no chicken feathers, they will raise the bar!"

“666666”

“233333”

"Anchor, I didn't mess with you in Da Hebei! How can you hack my Da Hebei. ”

"As a native of Hebei, I was hit by an arrow in the knee, and I had nothing to say, but I smiled very happily. ”

"Ask for the shadow area in this monk's heart!hahahaha"

"I'll try it next time, I happen to have a place to ask for a sign here, I don't know if that senior monk will cooperate. ”

"Brother upstairs, I don't know if the monk will be angry with you, but you will definitely be killed. ”

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Ye Tian continued: "One more, on this day, as soon as Xiao Ming arrived at the company, a female colleague came over angrily and complained: I blame you for your bad idea." Xiao Ming asked suspiciously: What's wrong? She said: Didn't you say that bananas are more comfortable to peel? Damn, I still smell of bananas.....

"Poof..."

"Poof...."

"Poof...."

"Ma Dan, the anchor was caught off guard by this wave of cars. ”

"Eh, I'm overturning, I'm eating bananas, and my mouth smells like bananas, but I don't feel right. ”

"Hahahahaha ”

"It's impossible to prevent it, and the anchor, an old driver, is habitually drifting. ”

"In the middle of the night, my laughter alarmed the neighbors, who all scolded me for being insane. [Cover your face]"

"This live broadcast room is poisonous, poisonous! scared me to pay attention to it. ”

Ye Tian smiled proudly, and couldn't help but drive another wave of cars, so nostalgic for the days when he often drove, mainly because he missed Reba and Shu Ying, his small mouth and the thin white long legs, which was the steering wheel of the old driver.

For these immature sailors, Ye Tian can drive by car, they doubt life and can't stop.

"Thank you [**Anchor] for the airplane X1 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Hebei Old Driver] for the rocket X2 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Black**24cm] for the card X100 given to the anchor!"

"Thank you [I broke up with my girlfriend] for the rocket X100 that I gave to the streamer!"

The full-screen rockets that suddenly soared into the sky attracted everyone's attention.

"Damn!

"Wait, this ID is familiar. ”

"By the way, isn't this the little brother who broke up with his girlfriend before? ”

"I rub, I seem to see a light. ”

"[I broke up with my girlfriend] : Anchor, I just mustered up the courage to call my girlfriend, we have reconciled, it turns out that she has been waiting for me to call, we will get married next week, the Mercedes Benz is the driver of her family, it turns out that she is a rich lady, because the family is very opposed to her falling in love outside, so she has been under the pressure of the family, with me, and even fell out with the family for a while, this time she went back at night for the sake of our marriage, this matter can not be borne by her alone, I immediately rushed to her house, bear it together, this time thanks to the anchor's enlightenment, gave me courage。 ”

"I'll go, is it really a fake one? is it really a rich daughter?"

"Poor dick silk and Bai Fumei's love, is there really anything in life?"

"The anchor has become an emotional mentor? ”

"I am the anchor of the society, and people talk about it. ”

"6 turned over, I didn't expect this kind of thing to really let me meet, and I was still in the anchor's live broadcast room. ”

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