Chapter 0303 - Beaked Cannon Mosquito Regiment

"I want to sign up, do you have a group?"

"Lin, can you publish a book? "Swearing Ceremony" or "Dirty Words Collection" or something like that, I will definitely buy it. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Oh my God, I shudder with excitement at the thought that I can utter those words. ”

There is no doubt that Westerners like to use dirty words, and in fact, there are no countries and nations in the world that do not like to use dirty words. At the end of the CBS interview, Lin Haven released the admissions report, which really sparked a warm pursuit from these embarrassed Western netizens. Before the fact was revealed, they lashed out at Lin Haven, but now it has been proven that they made a mistake, that they were tricked by a vicious, stupid woman who made these Westerners, who had a slight sense of superiority, feel stupid and ashamed to face their social networks.

Of course, it is impossible to get them to admit their mistakes on Facebook or Twitter, and after all, there are very few people who are willing to slap themselves in the face, which is also common all over the world. But everyone who is mixed up on social networks knows this, the events are constantly reversed, and the same group of people, with the change of attitude, it seems that the previous words were not what they said.

It's probably part of the online ecosystem -- it's shameful.

Therefore, for these stupid Americans, a different way, praising Lin Haven and praising Lin Haven has become an alternative way to save face

In addition to the admissions advertisement, of course, there are also those for "Thousand Hands Guanyin", and more.

Especially the audience at the Boston show, who simply became the only sensible people in the whole of America.

"In those days, there were always people who asked me to refund my ticket and refuse "Guanyin with a Thousand Hands", but I didn't do that, to be honest, I don't know if Lin Haven's behavior was just, but I think that no matter what, "Guanyin with a Thousand Hands" is an undoubted classic performance, and I am willing to enjoy it, rather than miss it for some inexplicable and irrelevant reasons. A female netizen named "Martha Elle" said.

"Hey, beauty, I'm the guy sitting next to you, can I come out for a coffee?"

Martha replied to him, "Oh, is that really you?"

"Yes, wearing Lee's top, black. ”

"It's really you, I was embarrassed to say to my face at the time, it's great to have a chance now - sir, your fox smell is too bad, you should have an operation. ”

The onlookers "hahaha" together.

Lin Haven and "Guanyin with a Thousand Hands" can be said to be famous in the Western world -- the Dunhuang TV production center, invitations to perform from all over the world, are about to blow up the phone.

He returned to China alone, Fu Jian and his entire team had to follow "Guanyin with a Thousand Hands" to two stops, including Los Angeles, which was later redetermined, it was ranked behind Seattle, no way, who made Los Angeles a powder keg, local performers, it is always a little more difficult to consider the problem than Boston.

The big reversal of this matter can be said to have caused an uproar in China. At first, it was a big criticism led by CCTV, and Lin Haven almost became a negative teaching material, and then there was the hustle and bustle on online media and social networking sites, which almost blew him into a national hero.

In the United States, scolding and discriminating against white people of Chinese descent is simply doing what countless people want to do but can't do.

Whenever there is such news, there are always friends in China, fantasizing that they can use fluent English to scold her back, scolding her life and death dilemma, scolding her acute Parkinson's, scolding her cerebral hemorrhage and myocardial infarction, but most people think about it in their heads, first, they can't speak English, and secondly, they don't go abroad at all.

But Lin Haven did it, he also scolded the flowers, and the media and people in the United States who scolded him all danced when they heard about it, and the momentum was amazing.

Capital International Airport.

"Hey, are there any celebrities, are we on the flight?" the passenger who flew back from the United States looked at him suspiciously, "I didn't see it, who is it?"

"I don't know, I didn't pay attention, these reporters should be quite famous. Those are fans, right?" an aunt didn't have a good look at it, and after a few closer looks, she was a little unsure, "What's that name?"

"Mouth cannon mosquito group?" Next to the aunt, the middle-aged man with her should be her son: "What is this name." ”

Before they could walk away, the beaked cannon mosquito group, referred to as the cannon mosquito group, began to shout.

"Great God Haven, the mouth cannon is invincible, buzzing, mosquitoes love you"

After shouting five times in a row, it began to hahahaha, which immediately attracted the attention of the entire terminal.

"Now this star chaser, it's all like this?" The aunt is still quite trendy: "Oh, that can't let Kiki chase that star anymore, it's too much." ”

Lin Haven pulled a suitcase, carried a bag, wore a pair of sunglasses, and a baseball cap, walked out super handsomely, and then almost scared back.

Is this his fan?

This is his enemy, right?

It doesn't seem like a sprinkled big brother, it must be mixed in it, right?

The reporters were all laughing and peeing, and there was a camera brother who laughed so hard that he could barely carry the camera, but the reporter helped him, otherwise he would have fallen - scaring him into a cold sweat.

Seeing Lin Haven come out, everyone swarmed around.

"It's a good-looking young man, why did the fans take such a name. The aunt looked back as she walked, and looked at Lin Haven, who was tall and handsome.

Her son slapped his face: "Oh, Lin Haven." ”

"Huh, you're a cannon mosquito too?"

“...... What, let me tell you, this Lin Haven ......."

There are many people in the terminal who know Lin Haven, and they are all talking to others about science at this time, and they don't look like they are smiling one by one.

Lin Haiwen's face stiffened into an iron block, he never thought that as soon as he returned to China, he would encounter this scene first, the first time there was a fan group, and they were all beautiful girls who didn't say anything, they actually gave themselves the name of the mouth cannon mosquito group - isn't it, isn't it messing around?

"Mr. Lin, Mr. Lin. ”

"Hello everyone. Lin Haiwen's voice was weak, especially in the face of the convulsive smiling faces of these reporters: "The big brother of "South China Weekly", if you want to laugh or not, you have a pleated face, but now, it is almost a chrysanthemum, don't be like this, okay? Just got off the plane, I'm still a little anxious, don't hook me, okay?"

As an old enemy, the weekly reporter was nagged by him, and he had no choice but to endure it.

"Mr. Lin, may I ask—"

"I'll probably say that I won't accept questions, the first one, the performance of "Guanyin with a Thousand Hands" in the United States was very successful. Second, in response to the slanderous reports of relevant events in China, we will then use legal means to protect rights and interests, especially the influential and source media. That's all for these two points, nothing else, goodbye everyone. ”

"Oops. ”

Fu Cheng, who didn't stop anyone and came to pick up Lin Haven, had already pushed the reporters away and escorted him to the car quickly.

Leaving the reporters looking at each other, their breathing thin, this is not clearly what they are saying...... CCTV (To be continued.) )