Zhuo Wei gave Dou Dou the winter vacation homework book and the bald pencil, and suddenly regretted it, he realized a problem, everything was handed over, what if this little rabbit sister teased him again?

"You give me a copy back, and I'll see if I get it wrong. Zhuo Wei said.

Dou Dou sighed a little disgusted, such a big person would still make mistakes, she can often get full marks at such a young age.

Dou Dou picked out a copy casually, handed it to Zhuo Wei, and told him to read it carefully, if he did the wrong topic, her squad leader's sister would lose face.

After living with her teacher for many years, she has also learned a little about the role of face.

Zhuo Wei pretended to look through the homework book, Dou Dou was not at ease, and also checked the book in her hand, and called the teacher to come and see it.

The teacher's homework always gets full marks, which makes her class leader sister proud and Alexander.

"Dou Dou, it's time for us to chat, you have to answer my questions. ”

Zhuo Wei didn't really want to check the homework, so after getting his hands on it, he started the next link, and at the same time opened the voice recorder in his pocket.

Dou Dou didn't seem to hear his words, and muttered together with his teacher.

"I'm wrong. Suddenly, the master pointed to a topic and said firmly.

"Clams?" the little rabbit sister was taken aback.

The master nodded: "Dou Dou, it's wrong." ”

After the two muttered for a while, Dou Dou was persuaded, and said to Zhuo Wei dissatisfied: "Hey duck, hey duck, the Tian Duck of the Lun family, the elder brother of the Lun family will never make a mistake, what are you swollen and fat in this family?"

Zhuo Wei didn't believe it, what kind of international joke did he make! He graduated, how could he do the kindergarten topic wrong!

"Which question?" he didn't believe it, squatting beside Master Dou Dou, looking at the homework book.

"Jieli. Dou Dou Flesh's fingers pointed to a question.

Here's how the question is written: Find a friend first, then connect.

There are two columns, the left column is: one bite, two flowers, and three pieces......

The right column is: Book, Knife, People......

Connect on both sides.

The mistake pointed out by Dou Dou is that "one mouth" connects "people".

"One person, two people, that's right. Zhuo Wei said.

Dou Dou said, "Wrong horn." ”

Zhuo Wei: "What's wrong?"

Dou Dou: "My sister is wrong. ”

Zhuo Wei: "That's right, that's it. ”

The teacher couldn't help it, and whispered, "Stupid." ”

Zhuo Wei didn't hear clearly, and asked, "Huh??"

Master: "It's a knife." ”

Zhuo Wei was stunned for a moment, a knife is fine, but if "one mouth" is connected to the "knife", then the others can't be connected.

He questioned this, and the master whispered stupid again, and then began to teach him by hand, what a knife, two flowers, and three leaves......

Hey, it's not bad!

Zhuo Wei will not admit that he has done wrong!

He quibbled that Chinese is broad and profound, so it is okay to say it, then it is no problem to say it, if the children want to think that this is better, then so be it, adults always have to accommodate the children.

"Huh~~~" Dou Dou dislikes Zhuo Wei a little, he is not as smart as his teacher, and he is far less smart than her. The teacher told her that she was wrong here, and she understood it at a glance, but this adult who sold piglets was stupid for a long time.

Zhuo Wei was a little embarrassed in his heart, and quickly changed the topic: "Now it's time for me to ask you questions...... Dou Dou, Dou Dou, are you listening to me, can you not talk to my sister first?"

Dou Dou grinned, the winter vacation homework was done, she was extremely relaxed now, she felt that she could fly, and now she really wanted to run two laps, she couldn't stay.

Zhuo Wei: "Don't try to slip away, our deal is not over yet, and you didn't answer my question." ”

Dou Dou: "The Lun family goes for a run, and the Lun family wants to lose weight." ”

I really will find a reason, how good you are now! One or two more is not good, and one pound less is ugly! Moreover, Zhuo Wei didn't believe that she wanted to run, no child likes to run! He decided that this little rabbit sister wanted to slip away, but fortunately, he took precautions and took back a homework book in his hand.

"If you don't obey, I won't give you this homework book. ”

Dou Dou was taken aback, jumped up and asked, "Do you want the Lun family's money?"

Zhuo Wei: "I don't want your money, I just want you to answer my questions." ”

If you don't want money, it's easy to say, sinus sinus tickling baby fat.

The teachers on the side became vigilant.

Zhuo Wei took out the potato chips he bought and said, "As long as you answer my question, these two buckets of potato chips will be given to you to eat, how about it?"

Shi Shi glanced at it, not interested.

Dou Dou's eyes lit up, and he nodded hurriedly: "Okay, okay, just do it, come, big brother, you ask the duck, you hurry up and ask the duck." ”

Sure enough, snacks are more useful than toys! Zhuo Wei thought to himself that it would not be easy to finally wait for this moment.

"Does your brother have a girlfriend?"

The master stared at him in amazement, not understanding why he was asking her elephant pigeon.

Dou Dou didn't understand why Zhuo Wei asked her elephant, why didn't he ask Sister Little Rabbit??? Sister Little Rabbit was right in front of him??? she was famous!

"You, didn't you say that you were a fan of the Lun family??? you lied to Lun!" Dou Dou jumped to his feet and asked angrily.

Yesterday, I heard him say that he was a fan of her mother, but now she doesn't ask about her, and asks about elephant ducks.

"I ......" Zhuo Wei was a little speechless, he did say so yesterday, but, that nonsense.

"Hmph! Dou Dou clasped his hands to his chest, very unhappy!

Zhuo Wei had a headache, and in order to dismiss this child, he asked casually: "You just said that you want to lose weight, so how much do you weigh?"

Dou Dou was stunned, and hurriedly shook his head and said, "It's not heavy, it's not heavy, ho-ho-ho." ”

Zhuo Wei asked again: "Then who do you like the most at home?"

Dou Doulou leaned on the small shoulders of the teacher, and said with a smile: "Master." ”

Zhuo Wei asked, "Why do you like Shishi the most?"

Dou Dou said: "We were born out by our mother together, grew up together, ate together, slept together, listened to my brother's stories together, played with Down's kittens, and played together......

Balabala said a lot.

Zhuo Wei asked curiously: "Will you hurt when the teacher injects?"

Dou Dou nodded and said, "It hurts to death." ”

Zhuo Wei: "What's going on?"

Dou Dou said: "I don't know about ducks." ”

The teacher said: "I said because we are twins. ”

Zhuo Wei suddenly said: "Telepathy!"

The teacher asked what telepathy was.

Zhuo Wei explained simply: "It's what my sister thinks, and my sister can know." My sister gets an injection, and my sister will also hurt. ”

Dou Dou said happily: "Ha, little bit, we have telepathy." ”

Teacher: "We told the pigeons. ”

Immediately, the teacher curiously asked Zhuo Wei if she and her brother had telepathy, and was immediately disappointed when she learned that if it weren't for twins.

Zhuo Wei asked the teacher: "It seems that my sister likes my brother very much?"

The teacher is not interested in other topics, and is very interested in liking his brother.

"I love it, my pigeons are super good......

The little sister Balabala praised Li Xiang again without brains.

Dou Dou interjected: "Elephants are a little bad, they like to steal the money of the Lun family. ”

Zhuo Wei was taken aback: "Your brother will steal your money?"

That's a big gimmick!

Dou Dou didn't answer, but looked at the potato chips in his hand with his eyes.

How could Zhuo Wei not understand, swaying the potato chips left and right, up and down, the eyes of the little rabbit sister were almost glued to them, and they kept moving.

"Want to eat?"

Dou Dou: "I haven't eaten enough, I'm so hungry." ”

I just said I was going to go for a run, but now I don't have enough to eat! A foodie is a foodie!

Zhuo Wei gave her a bucket and said, "I'll give you a bucket to eat first, and you have to answer my question seriously." ”

Dou Dou happily held the potato chips, grabbed two slices with his little hands, ate one for himself, and gave the other to the teacher.

Zhuo Wei asked, "Your brother will steal your money?"

Dou Dou nodded while eating, and his mouth was small.

Zhuo Wei asked, "Have you caught it?"

Dou Dou shook his head: "He's cunning." ”

Zhuo Wei asked, "That's what you guessed." ”

Dou Dou nodded: "It's not, my money is always lost." ”

Zhuo Wei asked, "Do you have a lot of money?"

The teacher said, "The pigeon said that we have a lot of money, help us save it, and give it to us when we grow up and want to marry." ”

Isn't this a common routine for deceiving children, Zhuo Wei thought to himself and asked, "How much money do you have?"

Dou Dou said: "A hundred times a hundred times, we have 1 million yuan!"

Zhuo Wei: "So many?

Dou Dou said unhappily: "It's true, we earn money by singing, we sing well." ”

Zhuo Wei believed a little this time, he had heard the song sung by Master Dou Dou, if it was a copyright fee, it would only be more than 1 million, thinking about it, the twins are still a pair of little rich women!

Dou Dou said again: "What about pocket money." ”

Zhuo Wei: "......"

He was suddenly hurt greatly, and the two 5-and-a-half-year-old children had much more net worth than him!

His total belongings now are only 3,861 yuan! This was specially calculated after finishing his winter vacation homework last night! If he can't dig up the big news, he will have to eat soil.