If it weren't for someone calling, Chen Xi would have been immersed in the philosophical thinking of "why I look at the egg so warm".

The call came from the second aunt.

Split his head and cover his face.

Although Xi Ye has been in the book for a long time, it is only ten minutes in the real world.

Before Chen Xi wore the book, she was once pushed by her second aunt to go on a blind date, and the profiteer duck next door painted her a ghostly makeup, which scared away the blind date.

The second aunt almost lost her nose after she found out, and this call was purely to scold Chen Xi.

"Do you know how difficult it is for us to find this candidate for you? Do you know how difficult it is to find a son-in-law now?"

As soon as Chen Xi heard the words son-in-law, he thought of Long Aoxi's cowardice, and snorted with joy.

The second aunt was hoarse, and when she heard Chen Xi's unrepentant laughter, she was so angry that she brought out her ancestors and human organs.

Mouth spit fragrant.

Chen Xi took the microphone farther away, waited for the second aunt to finish scolding before pressing the speakerphone, and listened to the training while nibbling on cucumbers.

"You don't look at how old you are, the girl next door who is the same age as you has a second child. ”

"I'm still young, I'm not in a hurry. ”

"When you're old, you won't be able to give birth!"

Balabala.

It's the same old-fashioned urging marriage and baby urging the second child and the triplet, Chen Xi has listened to it countless times, and he has already developed immunity.

yawned, sat back and waited for the second aunt to hang up the phone.

"Why did our old Chen family have such a rebel like you?"

The second aunt had a dry mouth, so she listened to the sound of eating on the other end of the phone, and she was angry.

Seeing that Chen Xi was really dead and shameless, the second aunt couldn't attack it, so her voice changed, and with a crying voice, she took the policy of Huai Rou.

"Xi, my second aunt went for a physical examination a few days ago, and her health is not very good, and diabetes may hang up one day..."

"If you don't eat randomly, you might live longer than me. ”

"Shut up! Anyway, if you don't hurry up and find a partner, I'll die for you!"

Chen Xi pouted, the old lady's tactics have been upgraded, and she has learned to threaten herself with death.

Suddenly, a nice male voice sounded from behind Chen Xi.

"Second aunt is good. ”

Two warm hands landed on Chen Xi's shoulders and gently massaged her.

The second aunt was quiet for a full minute, and then there was a hesitant voice.

"You, you're ——?"

"I'm Xixi's fiancé. ”

Chen Xizhuang.

What kind of tiger and wolf words are these?!

Click.

The second aunt's mobile phone seemed to have fallen to the ground, and it was noisy, as if she was frightened.

Chen Xi was also frightened.

Raised his eyebrows and looked at the flower-faced man in front of him, this guy woke up and didn't wash his face, so he ran over and said such scary words?

He put his finger to her lips and motioned for her to stop talking.

"Young man, what is your surname, how old are you, what are you doing, how did you meet Xixi, how much is your annual income, how many houses are there at home..."

The second aunt finally came back to her senses.

Throw out a bunch of soul questions right away.

"Second aunt, what about checking the household registration? Okay, I have a man, you also heard it, don't arrange a blind date for me if it's okay. Chen Xi wanted to end this embarrassing conversation quickly, it was best to be perfunctory to the second aunt.

"Wait a minute, let me ask the words clearly, forget it, don't ask. ”

Chen Xi is satisfied, right, everyone will be embarrassed if they ask again.

"Your third aunt should have already gone downstairs to your house, I will ask your third aunt in person. ”

Click, the phone hung up.

Chen Xi was as stunned as a wooden chicken.

"It's over, it's over..."She looked at the Peking Opera mask on his face, feeling that life was so hopeless.

He was displeased, "What's the end? I just can't do it?"

He is also handsome and golden, although the attribute of gold cannot be disclosed for the time being, but his appearance and temperament are still sufficient.

"It's too late to explain, you hurry up. Chen Xi pushed him, wanting to push out this Peking Opera big face before the third aunt came up.

The man who usually follows her is stubborn at the moment, sitting on the chair without moving, and even dragging her by the leg.

Chen Xi is going to blow up.

"I won't take any money from you, what are you anxious about?" he whispered as he bit her ear.

If you don't look at this Peking Opera mask, just make up for his usual appearance, this scene is still very beautiful.

But as soon as Chen Xi thought of the blue-faced Dou Erdun behind him, the sound of a Peking Opera jingle sounded in his head.

"Hurry back to your house, hurry up! I won't give you a dime for nothing in the future!"

The man who is usually obsessed with money is actually holding on to the pressure today and is unmoved, no matter how she threatens, he just doesn't move.

The two tore apart, and the doorbell rang.

Chen Xi was desperate, not knowing if it would push him to hide in the closet?

Apparently it was too late.

The blue-faced Douldun did not steal his horse, but opened the door.

Before the door was fully opened, I heard the voice of the third aunt who was full of interest.

"Your second aunt said you had a boyfriend, where's your boyfriend—ah!"

The door was fully opened, and the blue Peking Opera face appeared in front of the third aunt.

With the dim lighting in the corridor, the effect is weird.

"Hi, the third aunt... Do you like Peking Opera?" Chen Xi awkwardly probed from behind him.

The third aunt sighed, rolled their eyes, and fainted.

Chen Xi hurriedly caught the third aunt and kicked at the sluggish man.

"I said I let you flash, don't listen!"

Her third aunt has a heart attack, is it appropriate to scare the elders like this!

The man was devastated.

Touching his face, is he so stumbling?

Although the face of the present world is made 70% of his prototype, it may not be as handsome as his divine body, but it is not enough to scare people like this, right?

Chen Xi took out his mobile phone and slapped his face a few times, and the man was silent.

Then he disappeared at the speed of light, running faster than a rabbit, and Chen Xi seemed to hear him whisper.

Grass.

Although there is only one word, it perfectly expresses the true emotion in his heart at the moment.

Chen Xi laughed while looking for medicine for the third aunt.

Silly cute.

Secretary Silver was sitting on the boss's sofa at this time, pinching his fingers to count the time of the boss's return, and saw the door open, and a blue light rushed in.

Secretary Silver was also taken aback.

"Where is the demon, hurry up!"

"Don't ask knowingly. The boss's voice disappeared into the bathroom, and Secretary Silver turned into a small bean eye.

What's going on?

"Boss, have you worn to the world of Peking Opera? Are you Cao Cao's appearance?"

"No culture, this is Dou Erdun!" Yu Meijiu took off her clothes as quickly as she could, and when she looked down, she saw the painted baby elephant, and the corners of her mouth twitched again.

What the hell did she do to him!

Secretary Silver was apprehensive.

If you draw the boss like that, the boss will be annoyed and angry, right?

Maybe you'll be angry with yourself?

Why don't you sneak away...

In the midst of a fierce ideological struggle, the bathroom door opened.

Yu Meijiu, who had been cleanly washed, came out refreshed, and Secretary Yin squinted his eyes and checked carefully, Huh?

Boss's expression of not being angry and cool, what does it mean?

It's beautiful to be painted like that?