Chapter 288: Running After Teasing, It's Really Exciting!
"Is the anchor ready to go away? Such a beautiful traffic police lady, even if it is a ticket, it will not be a problem! The key is to help us get the number. ”
"6666....what you said upstairs makes sense, I agree!"
"Agree +1!"
"Watch, watch, sit and wait to watch the show!"
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Ye Tian was really speechless.
It seems that he should be wronged!
Why is it the other party who is in a hurry?
Did he do something wrong?
Leaning on the seat, lowering the window, he couldn't help but sigh: "Sure enough, I heard the older generation say before, don't fall in love with these eight kinds of women, I used to think it was unreasonable, but now after seeing you, I feel that what they said is really right." ”
Hearing this, the female traffic policeman couldn't help but be stunned and frowned, what does this mean?
At the same time, it aroused the curiosity in her heart, although she knew that Ye Tian would not say anything good, but she still couldn't help but ask: "What do you mean?"
In the live broadcast room, the sailors were also stunned, they thought that the anchor would be scared by the beautiful traffic police lady and run away, but they never expected that there would be a turning point at this time, they felt that this place would become very critical.
It is likely that the anchor dug a pit, and the veteran drivers are ready to hold on to the steering wheel steadily to prevent overturning.
"Tell me quickly, what are the eight types of women?"
"Anchor, you can't help but arouse the curiosity in my heart, hurry up. ”
"I feel that this is a pit dug by the anchor for the traffic police lady, and depending on the situation, the traffic police lady has also been tricked. ”
"Hahahaha~~ Upstairs, I feel this way too. ”
"I said that the anchor is not the kind of person who suffers, and sure enough, the exciting part is coming. ”
"Front row, do you need melon seed drinks and snacks?"
"The little stool has been moved, sit and wait for the onlookers!"
"Hmph! The brakes have been stepped on, the handbrake has been pulled up, even the car has been turned off, and the steering wheel has been propped up, this time the anchor will definitely not let me roll over again. ”
"Hurry up and say, the anchor doesn't sell off. ”
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Ye Tian watched this beautiful female traffic policeman take the bait, and a smug glint flashed in her eyes, but on the surface, she was as stable as an old dog, and even secretly put down the handbrake, and the seat belt was secretly fastened, ready to run away at any time.
Only then did he say softly: "These eight types of women who can't fall in love are female directors, female conductors, female network managers in Internet cafes, female nurses, female editors, kindergarten teachers, female mountaineering instructors, um...."
At the end, he glanced at the female traffic police in front of him, and then said: "There are also female traffic police." ”
The female traffic policeman was at a loss: "?????"
What does it mean???
Have these professions offended you?
These are all very normal professions!
Could it be that this guy is discriminatory against women?
If so, she was going to teach the guy in front of her a good lesson, and in an instant, her beautiful eyes narrowed, and a dangerous light flashed.
In the live broadcast room, many sailors were also at a loss.
"Huh, what do you mean?"
"I can't figure it out! I can't figure it out, I can't keep up with the rhythm of the anchor at all!"
"Anchor, my wife is a female nurse, please be merciful. ”
"233333...anchor, my wife is a female kindergarten teacher, can you not go too far. ”
"Anchor, say it quickly, say it quickly, my girlfriend is a female webmaster, I'll tell her when I'm done, tease her, quack!"
"Hurry up!
"Hurry up, I feel panicked, anchor, waiting. ”
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Finally, Ye Tian slowly spoke: "These women have a mantra that everyone changes color when they hear it, the female director: Stop! Do it again! The female conductor: Squeeze it inside, it's still very empty! The female network manager of the Internet café: You can't get on it? There are still people waiting in the back." Female nurse: Go to bed and take off your pants!Female editor: Welcome to do it, there is no limit to the length of it!Kindergarten teacher: Little brother, be honest!Female mountaineering coach: You are climbing today, you have to climb up for me!"
Speaking of this, Ye Tian couldn't help but glance at the delicate face of the female traffic policeman in front of him again, and said with a smile: "And the female traffic police: if I say I can't stop, I won't stop!"
Saying these things separately, there's nothing wrong with them!
But even together, everyone was stunned in an instant, and normal people understood it in seconds.
In the live broadcast room, it exploded directly in an instant.
"Poof~"
"Poof~~"
"Poof~~~"
"it!"
"it!!"
"!!"
"I overturned again!"
"Anchor, how will you make me face my wife in the future?"
"23333...anchor, I've called the police, how will you let me face my girlfriend in the future?"
"Made, anchor, how can you let me face these professional girls like this!!"
"Damn! It's too sexy, please, this is not a car to kindergarten, I want to get off, I want to get off! Who the hell welded the door shut, I want to get off!"
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The female traffic policeman is not a stupid person, she is also a normal person.
Although she couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, her fair face suddenly turned red.
She's been molested!
The most important thing is that she took the initiative to let the other party say it.
Turning his head, where was Ye Tian's shadow, he saw that the brand-new Wuling Hongguang had rushed out like a sharp arrow.
"Bastard, you stop me! Don't run!" the female traffic policeman shouted loudly for a moment.
Not to mention, Ye Tian really slammed on the brakes and stopped.
The head stuck out of the car window and smiled at the female traffic policeman: "You just said you couldn't stop! I won't stop! Why do you let me stop now, do you want my number?"
In an instant, the female traffic policeman couldn't help blushing, her ears and neck were red, she didn't understand the meaning of Ye Tian's words.
With a kick under his feet, he rushed straight out.
After Ye Tian finished teasing, what are you waiting for? Run!
As soon as he stepped on the accelerator, he flew straight out.
At the same time, Ye Tian also whistled at the live broadcast room, and said with a smile: "Run away after the teasing, it's really exciting!"
In the live broadcast room, everyone had already laughed.
“6666”
“66666”
"Hahahaha~~ I'm laughing to death!"
"Anchor, you're going to be killed sooner or later. ”
"23333...anchor, do you want to laugh at me and inherit my Huabei?!!!"
"The female traffic policeman's whole face is red when she is angry, anchor, if you are caught, you will die. ”
"This female traffic policeman must be angry, anchor, she will definitely remember you for the rest of her life. ”
"Damn! I suddenly found that this routine is good! The female traffic police lady must have remembered the anchor at once, Nima, this wave of operations is awesome!"
"Yes, yes, I'm going to try it too, there happens to be a little nurse next to me, if I succeed, I will come to report to everyone, if I don't show up, please don't forget me, my name is Wang Nima!"
"I laughed like a fool, but I couldn't help it!"
"233333....Hello rascal, the anchor! ”
"Anchor, I love you! I'm a female editor, welcome to the anchor's manuscript, no limit on length!"
“666666”
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