Chapter 570, since you don't come out!

Syllable!

Like a cow falling from the sky, the body of the martial idiot Hou Zhendong slammed into the top of the mountain.

Click------

It was a raised stone beneath his body, crushed by his massive body.

Fang Yan felt that the earth was trembling, and a sword peak was about to be pressed into a sword by him.

The martial idiot lay there motionless, his body surrounded by flying dust.

"Seniors. Fang Yan shouted.

No one answered.

"Senpai, are you alright?"

Still no one answered.

"It can't be dead, right?" Fang Yan frowned slightly. Before the fight, I didn't sign a 'I don't have to take any responsibility for your death'. If the martial idiot really dies and the police department comes to the door, won't he still have to bear criminal responsibility?

Uncle policeman, that person forced me to fight, he threatened me with my family, and said that if I didn't come, it would be bad for my girlfriend, I said that I would not fight again, and he refused to let me go, and I said that it was just a warm-up-----

"Why is my life so bitter?" Fang Yan's eyes were hot, and he almost wanted to burst into tears.

"I'm not dead yet---- "Where the martial idiot was lying, a hoarse voice came.

The martial idiot sat up slowly with his hands on the ground, but he no longer had the strength to get up.

His expression was embarrassed, and his face cracked one after another.

Blood stained his cheeks, and even his eye sockets were bloodshot.

It was only at this time that Fang Yan realized that he was actually sitting there naked, and the clothes on his body had already been burned off in the process of running at high speed, turning into invisible smoke and dust.

There is a middle-aged naked man sitting on the top of the empty valley, and this kind of picture really makes people want to turn around and run away------

The martial idiot looked at Fang Yan with a grudge on his face and said, "How did you find me?"

"I wanted to find it, and I found it. Fang Yan said.

"Impossible, I'm hiding in a tornado, my heart is like cotton, and my body is also cotton-------"

Fang Yan smiled and said: "You say you are cotton, you are really cotton?" I admit it, your cotton skills are indeed very powerful, and the use of body and strength is at the peak----- if you are some guys who do not enter the stream, you will definitely be bombarded into slag by your trick-------

"Less nonsense. Wu Idiot said: "You punched suddenly, and at that time my body had not yet transferred to you------- I just had that thought." How did you know I was going to get there?"

"I have a Tai Chi heart. Fang Yan said. "There is a Tai Chi realm in the heart of Tai Chi, all your movements have been recorded by me, and then I analyzed and predicted, and finally found your figure, and punched you out to knock you away------"

"It's as simple as that?" asked the martial idiot, dejected.

Who is he?

He is one of the seven idiots of China, a martial idiot, and the best #kung fu among the seven people------ of course, the music idiot is also the best music among the seven, and the medical idiot is also the best Chinese medicine among the seven people.

He knew that Fang Yan's strength was good, otherwise he wouldn't have found him to compete. He knows that his strength is good, otherwise, how could ------ become the Seven Idiots of Huaxia?

There will be winners and losers in battles, but who wants to lose or win?

"And the most important point------- Fang Yan said.

"What?"

"You're talking too much nonsense. Fang Yan replied truthfully: "When you are fighting with me, you keep showing off the origin of your kung fu------ I can accurately lock you according to your vocal position." ”

“---------”

Fang Yan looked at the martial idiot with a bloody face and said, "Senior, I have conceded." I can go down the mountain now, right? I really boiled porridge at home, I have to go back and eat a bowl of ------ while it's hot."

The martial idiot waved his hand and said, "Go, go----- I hope you still have the strength to go back and drink a bowl of porridge." ”

Fang Yan smiled and said, "I don't have the strength to fight, but I still have the strength to drink porridge." ”

The martial idiot smiled desolately, and his body lay limply on the ground.

Fang Yan saw that the martial idiot looked down, thinking that he was unwilling to lose to himself, so he couldn't help but persuade him, and said: "Senior, victory and defeat are a common thing in soldiers----- although I have never lost, I don't think you should take winning or losing too seriously." Fell from me, and then got it back from someone else----- are you a martial idiot, who are you afraid of?"

"Get out of ------," the martial idiot roared angrily. "Rolling far away -------"

Fang Yan laughed and said, "Senior, there are many insects on the mountain, you should pay attention to safety------

Although the martial idiot was seriously injured, it was impossible for the mountain wind and insects to do anything to him, Fang Yan walked towards the way down the mountain with great confidence.

Wu Idiot opened his eyes and looked up at the starry sky, a trace of bitterness appeared on his face, and he said softly: "Boy, I'm sorry------"

"Love will be like a hungry wolf, how can I sleep with it, he will give me a souvenir of my cruel wounds, love will be like a hungry wolf, the mouth is like a very sweet, if you get close to play with the fierce appearance, it will be ------------"

Fang Yan is very happy, Fang Yan likes to drink songs whenever he is happy.

His Cantonese is actually very non-standard, and he only began to learn it after he arrived in Huacheng. So Zhang Tianwang's classic Cantonese song "The Legend of the Hungry Wolf" was sung by him in Chinese------

Don't say it, there are some unusual and unpleasant tastes.

Fang Yan sang the legend of the hungry wolf while happily walking on the steep downhill mountain road. If someone looks at it from afar, they must think that this is a pervert with #erotic hair.

As he walked, Fang Yan suddenly remembered something very important.

"What about the Snake Monarch?" Fang Yan thought in his heart. Although he didn't let the Snake King follow him, he meant to let the Snake King protect himself in secret.

Now that he is safe and sound, and has defeated Hou Zhendong, one of the seven idiots in China, shouldn't he quickly stand up and pat himself on the back and say something like 'I knew you would win'?

This kid is so ignorant!

Fang Yan turned around, and it was pitch black behind him.

If Fang Yan were an ordinary person, he would have already ripped open his throat and shouted the name of 'Snake Monarch'.

But Fang Yan is not an ordinary person, he is a man who has defeated a martial idiot-------

So, Fang Yan decided to give the martial idiot a call.

Thanks for the technology!

Fang Yan wanted to take out his mobile phone from his pocket, but found that the mobile phone had long since disappeared.

After thinking about it for a long time, I remembered that he didn't bring his mobile phone out when he went out.

It's not the first time he's dueling with someone, and he loses a phone after each duel. Later, after he gained experience, he stopped carrying his mobile phone when he went out to fight with people----- in case the police uncle picked up the mobile phone, didn't that give others proof that he was at the crime scene?

Besides, mobile phones also need to be bought with money.

Fang Yan couldn't contact Snake Jun, so he was going to wait for him at the parking lot at the foot of the mountain first.

Although he is the master of the snake king, the snake king is just his own snake slave. However, Fang Yan is not a heartless employer, he still cares a lot about the life and death of his little brother.

Although the younger brother's mind has never been on his side, he has to work hard for himself because he is forced.

Sometimes Fang Yan was really curious, what kind of woman was Snake Jun's sister, and why was she able to make such a big sacrifice?

If she looks good, she will soak her, if she is not good-looking, let Fang Yingying soak her, in that case, he or Fang Yingying will become the brother-in-law of Snake Jun------ of course, Fang Yan can't do this kind of thing.

He already has a girlfriend, and he can't be sorry for Ye Wenrou.

Don't dare!

"She turned off the evening light, covered her shoulders faintly, intertwined sparks and imprisoned in the precipitation ---------" Fang Yan once again sang his Chinese version of the passion song.

Bang Dang------

There was the sound of falling stones behind him.

Fang Yan turned around like lightning and shouted, "Who? ”

No one answered, and naturally no one came out.

Fang Yan stood in place and waited for a few seconds, then said with a sneer: "Come out, don't hide your head and hide your brains as a shrinking turtle------ I have already seen you." ”

Boom-------

The leaves shook, and then a pitch-black figure jumped up from a large tree more than a man thick behind him.

Sou!

The black shadow landed silently, and it looked extremely light.

Fang Yan didn't expect someone to really jump down from the tree, but he was startled, and shouted: "Let's all come out together, don't hide and tuck-------"

Syllable-------

A diminutive old man appeared on top of a large rock, his eyes scanning Fang Yan with a fierce look in his eyes.

"Hahaha, you kid is clever------ I can't fool you when I smell silkworm gong like a silkworm chrysalis. In the thick grass by the side of the road, another old man leaped to his feet, revealing his tiny head.

"---------" Fang Yan opened his mouth wide and looked at everything that was happening in front of him.

That's too cooperative, isn't it? I'm just shouting, how can you really get it?

If I let you out, you will come out, and if I tell you to get out, will you get out of here immediately?

So, Fang Yan sneered again and again, and shouted: "Since you don't come out, then don't blame the master for not serving------"

After Fang Yan finished speaking, he turned around and ran towards the bottom of the Yijian Peak Mountain Range.

"Didn't we come out?" said the little old man sitting in the grass with a puzzled expression. I've spoken, how can I prove I'm out?

The old man with the big head on the big stone was full of sarcasm, and said: "That kid is playing tricks, I'm afraid that we will make dumplings-------"

"Hmph------" The old man with the little head in the grass snorted coldly and said, "I'm afraid he won't be able to get out of this sword mountain tonight." ”

"Not necessarily. The man in black who covered his face with black veils said disdainfully.

The two old men, one with one big head and one with a small head, were furious, and the old man with the little head said angrily, "Which side are you on?"

The old man with the big head glanced at the man in black coldly and said, "Anyway, this kid is dead today------ why don't you chase after him?"

Before he finished speaking, his body had already jumped high from the top of the big stone with a little tiptoe, like a Kunpeng spreading its wings, and chased towards the direction where Fang Yan had fled.

The little old man glanced at the man in black with a sharp look, and also chased after him.

The man in black stood still, looking at the distant star in the sky and sighing long.