25 weeks or not, this poor ghost

It's been almost a week since the Zhuxian fan riot, and readers were speechless by Zhou Ran's words, not to mention how uncomfortable they were.

So everyone can only secretly swear that they will never read Zhou Otherwise's book again!

Whoever looks at it is a grandson!

Zhou Ran came back from the supermarket with two large bags of food, but on the way, he actually met a few people who were doing live webcasts, and he chased after Zhou Ran from a distance.

"Hello sir, we're doing a show, can we interview you and see your refrigerator and house?"

"Why are you looking at this?" Zhou Ran wondered.

"I want to show what life is like for single men and women living alone now!"

"Is it obvious that I'm single?" Zhou said speechlessly.

"Little brother, you are so handsome, maybe you can get off the list after participating in our show!" the hostess hurriedly said.

"What's in it for me, except for my girlfriend!"

In the end, the cameraman privately sponsored a supermarket voucher worth 100 yuan, and Zhou Ran agreed to go to his home to shoot, and the beautiful hostess whispered to the camera: No wonder a man who wants money can't find a girlfriend!

Netizens who watched the live broadcast were all laughing.

Zhou Ran took a few people to the urban village, climbed another 6 floors, and finally arrived at the place, the anti-machine cameraman and the hostess in high heels were already out of breath.

This show has been done for many episodes, and all the single men who have been attacked no matter how glamorous their appearance is, their homes are dirty and messy, and it is difficult to find a place to put their feet.

Everyone thought that Zhou Otherwise, this product must be a virtue, but as soon as the door was opened, the home was neat and spotless!

When Zhou Ran went to stuff something in the refrigerator, the live broadcast team was already wandering around the small room.

Some netizens in the live broadcast room, who claim to be little experts in reasoning, began to analyze Zhou Ran's personality, hobbies, career and income.

There is only one pair of sneakers on the shoe rack, a pair of casual leather shoes, and only two or three sets of clothes in the wardrobe, which shows that this person's economic situation is average!

In addition to some ordinary ingredients in the refrigerator, there are also a lot of quick-frozen foods and instant noodles, and this person is really financially poor!

There is a lot of gym equipment in the living room, it seems that this person likes to exercise, but because he has no money, he can only choose this affordable method!

The bedroom was extremely clean and tidy, and even the quilt was folded into the shape of a tofu block, this person was a soldier!

There was a worn-out guitar standing in the corner of the room, and you could tell how miserable this person was by looking at the patches on the guitar!

There are also two black equipment boxes next to them, but neither the cameraman nor the presenter thinks they contain expensive camera equipment.

There is a picture frame on the bedroom desk, and inside is a photo of this poor man and a beautiful little girl, who should be his sister!

The host saw that there was nothing to shoot, so he interviewed Zhou Ran according to the process to see if the netizens' guesses were accurate.

"I don't have any serious jobs. ”

As soon as the words fell, the reasoning emperors in the live broadcast room raised their eyebrows and kept saying, "You see what I said is right."

"When I don't have money, I write novels, I also broadcast them live, and sometimes I help people shoot commercials or something. ”

Zhou Bu pointed to the two equipment boxes at the foot of the wall and said.

"Can you show us your equipment?"

The cameraman couldn't help but say, Zhou Otherwise, he was angry that he had blackmailed him for 100 yuan.

"Absolutely!"

After saying that, Zhou Else opened the equipment box, and the cameraman was dumbfounded!

I've always felt that the best HD machine in the station on my shoulders is awesome and coaxing, who knows that I interviewed a poor ghost casually, and there are such top-level cameras at home!

You must know that this kind of machine will cost more than 100,000 or 200,000 at any time!

The host also knew the goods, and when he saw that he was slapped in the face, he quickly changed the topic.

"And what novels have you written?"

"I wrote a book, called "Zhu Xian". ”

Papapa, there seems to be a slap in the face sound effect in the live broadcast room.

"I'll just say why this product is so familiar!"

"It's actually Nima Zhou!"

"His guitar that was bought for 50 yuan in Boss Huang's store was still scolded by me at that time!"

"Director Zhou is floating, or does he think that the Baguio Party can't carry a knife, and he actually dares to burst out of his own position!"

"In other words, the fat brother will live broadcast every month plus the manuscript fee, so he shouldn't be so miserable, right?"

At this time, the host also knew who this poor ghost was, and it was actually the famous Zhuxian author Zhou Ran!

"Are you Zhou?" the host still wanted to confirm.

"Yes, you know me!"

I don't know more than you! I had the heart to kill you when I saw Zhu Xian crying to death! The host sneered.

"Fat, as far as I know, the manuscript fee given to you by Zhu Xian should not be low, how can you ......?"

As he spoke, the host pointed to the house.

"It's not enough to spend! It's not that I don't have money to make trouble, so I'm working hard every day to code words and live broadcasts!"

The host just thought he was maliciously crying poor, and after saying some unnutritious nonsense, a few people left.

What Zhou Ran didn't expect was that once the live broadcast of the interview with his family was broadcast, it actually attracted a lot of scolding and questioning!

First of all, netizens who have good things are very serious about helping Zhou, otherwise they will calculate an account, and the manuscript fee brought to him by the unnatural results of "Zhu Xian" will not be less than 8 million after tax, plus the money for a few months of live broadcast rewards, it is almost 1 million.

Watermelon.com and Tiger men's clothing should bring him an income of 1.5 million to 2 million according to the market, and a big head is the army's series of promotional videos and songs, netizens predict that it will not be less than 3 million!

Zhou Otherwise, he donated a total of 1.4 million yuan in the welfare home, which means that he still has nearly 10 million in cash, so he won't live like this, right?

As soon as this account came out, netizens were in an uproar, but they didn't expect that the fat brother who seemed inconspicuous and looked like a dick all day long turned out to be a multimillionaire!

A Weibo title is a social commentator, and a big V named Wei Dazui wrote a long blog with a lot of enthusiasm.

The general meaning is that this kind of person who has no contribution to society and the country and relies on playing treasure and gags will make more money in three or four months than the profits of many enterprises in a year, and in the long run, it will seriously affect social values, especially children! It is recommended that the state increase the taxation of such people, not only to levy heavy taxes and high taxes, but also to regulate this kind of industry, and also to list one, two, three, four, five and several suggestions.

In the end, he bluntly said that Zhou Otherwise, this type of Internet beggar is worse than other anchors who openly show off their wealth, Zhou Otherwise, he deliberately pretended to be poor and deceived the audience to keep rewarding, and there is a problem with his character!

As soon as Weibo came out, Zhou Ran's fans were afraid that he wouldn't see it, so they hurriedly ran to his Weibo to leave a message: "Fat brother someone scolded you again!"

Zhou Wei smiled after reading it, and then posted a Weibo response: "I also support the state to levy heavy taxes, including promoting products on Weibo for enterprises, including being a water army to wash people's floors, this is already a complete and mature industrial chain, and the amount of tax evasion and tax evasion in a year is simply comparable to the profits of ten listed companies!"

After sending it, he specially gave Wei a big mouth, but the other party's nose was crooked when he saw it!

He replied in the air: "When did I help people promote products and wash people's floors? Zhou, or you have to talk about evidence in what you say and do, or I will sue you for slander! I am a social critic, not what you say!"

Everyone thought that Zhou would be a little more tactful when he spoke in public, but they didn't expect him to scold him directly.

"I didn't name names, what do you say you are doing in the right seat? Besides, you don't know what you are? And a critic? To put it bluntly, it's a troll! If you can't spray, you will take the navy to use water guns everywhere to make trouble!"

"Zhou, what about your quality, do you know that I like people like you the most!"

"Fortunately, my 40-meter-long knife was collected in time, otherwise it would have been cold upstairs!"

"The front row sells melon seeds and peanut drinks......"

"If I help the fat brother speak, will someone use a water gun to harass me?"

Wei Dazui lost people and did not lose the battle, and lost a sentence: Zhou, you wait!

Zhou Else couldn't cry or laugh, and replied: Don't leave after school?

As soon as this remark came out, netizens burst into laughter! Are you two elementary school students fighting?

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