Chapter 34: Mortal's "Brilliant" Reaction
"Whew... xixi...”
In less than eight minutes, Chen Fan sat on the chair with a knife, and then slowly enjoyed it spoonful by spoonful, and a mouthful of warm porridge continued to ripple out various strange sounds in his mouth.
The sticky and smooth porridge liquid instantly moisturized the intestines that had dried up overnight, and after some fitness activities, the cells that were activated by the five layers of activity were completely active when various aromas erupted collectively in the mouth.
Even though Chenfan had strengthened the self-control consciousness in his subconscious, in the end, when the soul and body resonated to the highest peak, two lines of tears flew out uncontrollably.
Yes, it's Biao!
Chenfan's facial expression was twisted and squeezed together because it was too intoxicating and comfortable, and the tears that blurred his eyes burst out in an instant, just like a shellfish creature "whoosh" at a certain moment in the water, spewing out a line of powerful water columns.
I don't know if it's because I was just affected by the chubby girl Xia Lingxi and that Mu Zidou's fanaticism for Shengpin Meiling porridge, and Chen Fan felt that when he was tasting Meiling porridge today, his senses were stronger than yesterday's.
That's why there is such a wonderful scene of tears!
"Nai's, stop it!"
After the first column, Chenfan sprayed three more pillars one after another, one pillar was more powerful than the other, because now Chenfan's face was uncontrollably twisted, squeezed and trembled, it was really too refreshing.
"Damn, fortunately there is no one now, otherwise I would have really died of laughter!"
Although his body was in a state of being a little out of control, his mental and mental activities could still be carried out normally, and his appearance was completely vividly portrayed in his mind at this time.
Thinking that his image as a man was gone, he suddenly sighed luckily that he didn't drink porridge just now, otherwise his reputation would have been ruined.
If you are seen by that fat girl, I don't know what kind of laughter you will be like in the future?
It seems that this fat girl always remembers to let herself drink porridge for her, and after eating it three times, she muttered twice, and the idea of revenge is very strong.
"Hehehe..."
It's just that before this earthly fluke thought has passed, a silver bell-like laughter has reached his ears.
Especially mortal still knows the owner of this laughter, Sima Ruoyi!
At this time, he was so good that he didn't die, and he actually showed a wonderful performance of shellfish creatures without arguing, and his heart collapsed instantly.
"Hahaha... It's so exciting, it turns out that your kid's reaction to drinking porridge is so different..."
Sima Ruoyi didn't have the loneliness of yesterday at all at this time, especially after the wonderful performance of the mortal, he laughed directly.
"No, I'm going to take a picture for Lingxi, I just heard that you bullied her..."
"Nima, stop..."
Sima Ruoyi didn't pay any attention to Chenfan's resistance, and in Chenfan's collapsed heart, he had already picked up his mobile phone to record it.
For Chenfan, Sima Ruoyi didn't know why, looking at his smug appearance of loving stinky beauty, he was unhappy, and at this time, it was just a time to avenge the old and the new.
At the same time, I also secretly sighed in my heart that I was fortunate to choose to drink rice milk before going to work today, not after work, otherwise I wouldn't have seen that this kid was so funny and so different...
Saying that, Chenfan performed three times wonderfully!
Chen Fan really wants to cry out and cry out for injustice, I usually drink porridge really calmly, it's not like this....
It's just that facts speak louder than words, and saying anything else will only increase Sima Ruoyi's laughter.
....
"If you laugh again, I'll be closed today!"
After tidying up the image of a man, Chen Fan, who walked out of the kitchen, saw Sima Ruoyi, who was still laughing, and his face turned black and he threatened directly.
"Good, good... Don't laugh..."
Seeing Chenfan, who was even uglier than her face, Sima Ruoyi also restrained her expression very wisely, but she stopped, and the mobile phone on the table made a thunderous laugh at this time.
"Hahaha.... Ruoyi, you said that if I threaten my boss with this, will he open the back door for me..."
"There are no doors...."
Knowing that this was the voice of the fat girl from the WeChat voice, the fat girl who shouted out her throat didn't know, but Chen Fan still shouted unhappily, and put the rice milk in his hand in front of Sima Ruoyi.
"Hahahaha.... I was bullied just now, but I didn't expect the retribution to come so quickly...."
Ignoring the earthly and ugly face, Xia Lingxi's voice came again, and Sima Ruoyi, who was picking up the rice milk taste, looked like I couldn't see it.
Don't think about it, Chen Fan also knew that Sima Ruoyi deliberately changed the earpiece mode to the speaker mode to stimulate himself.
"Even if you are ruthless, the mountains will not turn around!" Chen Fan took a deep breath, wrote down Sima Ruoyi and Xia Lingxi, and picked up a book on the table to look through.
"It's the opposite!" Seeing that Chen Fan was holding the book backwards and still looked serious, Sima Ruoyi almost squirted out the rice milk in his mouth.
But when he said this, he looked like a business-like reminder.
"Cao, it's really unlucky, you can't stuff your teeth when you drink saliva!"
Chen Fan hurriedly transferred the book back, but after thinking about it and putting it down, it was also a little more laughing, and he threw it aside, and he held up his chin and looked at the small number of people on the street.
Looking at Sima Ruoyi again, he felt that he might not be able to control and break his bottom line of not beating women!
"That's an increase of 6 points!"
may know that Chen Fan is on the verge of breaking out, except for reminding Chen Fan to check it when scanning the code to pay, Sima Ruoyi didn't talk to Chen Fan until he went out in the mirror, and returned to his previous loneliness.
Even if he knew that he had a black mole after drinking rice milk this time, he didn't have too many expressions, and the mortal who was secretly observing naturally knew.
"If you're happy, just say it, it's hard to pretend like this!"
Looking at Sima Ruoyi, who was about to step out of the door, he couldn't help but tease when he saw the change in the happiness value in his mind, which can be regarded as revenge.
Sure enough, hearing Chenfan's words, Sima Ruoyi's original step was immediately retracted, and he glanced back at Chenfan lightly.
If this appearance is a true goddess, maybe she really has the feeling of looking back at Bai Meisheng, but if she puts on Sima Ruoyi's face full of hemorrhoids, the lethality is really greater than that of the goddess.
"If you talk nonsense again, I'll upload your heroic appearance to the Internet, and make sure that your small shop will bring you to the red..."
It's just that when he turned around, the corners of Sima Ruoyi's mouth unconsciously hooked up a curvature, and there was an unconcealable look of joy and expectation in his eyes.
"Nai's, is there also a credit for my brother in these 6 points!"
Thinking of Sima Ruoyi, who was laughing out loud just now because of his "wonderful performance", Chen Fan couldn't help muttering...
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