Ye Tian and the three of them had a good meal anyway, and finally Ye Tian said with a smile while drinking red wine: "Hey, don't be impatient, water friends, let me tell you a joke!"

"That's pretty much it!

"You still have a little conscience!"

"What? A joke is going to send us away! at least two starts!"

"6666666, hahaha!"

Ye Tian shook his head and said: "Okay, okay, two is two, when class ends, Xiao Ming asked the teacher, teacher, how to do this question, the teacher looked at Xiao Ming meaningfully and said, you sleep in class, but after class, you get up seriously to ask me questions, do you know that you are putting the cart before the horse? When Xiao Ming heard this, he scratched his head and said, Teacher, do you mean that I will listen to the ninja in class, and come to sleep with you after class, teacher!"

"Poof. Hahaha, come and sleep with the teacher after class!666666"

“66666666666”

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death. ”

"66666, find the teacher to sleep after class!"

"Thank you for the card that [How dare you cry if you love to laugh]!"

"Thank you for the x1 plane given to the anchor by [Looking Back and Smiling the World]!"

"Thank you [Full of Prosperity and Tenderness] for the high-level reward presented to the streamer!"

"Thank you [very realistic] for the fish ball X2900 presented to the anchor!"

"Ahem, the anchor will tell you one more!. There is a girl who is usually very strict with her mother. Once I was called by my boyfriend to go to the movies, and when I was about to go out, my mother instructed: Go out to be smarter and don't be taken advantage of by men, if he touches you above, you will say don't, and if you are below, you will say stop. The girl said that she remembered, and when she came back in the evening, her mother asked her if she had been taken advantage of, and the girl cried and said: "Take it, he touched me up and down together, and I said as you taught: Don't stop, don't stop." ”

"Damn, it's dirty! ha!"

"It's too dirty, you're too dirty, anchor!"

"Hahaha, don't stop, don't stop!"

"The anchor is good, bad, bad!haha!"

After listening to it, Di Lireba's face was red, but he felt that the joke Ye Tian said was so funny, Jiang Shuying rolled his eyes directly at Ye Tian, but he couldn't help laughing.

The popularity of the live broadcast room has now reached the highest level ever, with 660,000 online people and about 600,000 followers.

Compared with some old anchors who have been anchors for several years, the popularity is much higher, Ye Tian only needs to accumulate now, no anchor has come up in popularity at the beginning, and those professional players have come out, in addition, I am afraid that only Ye Tian can use four days to grow his popularity to 600,000!

Ye Tian opened the live broadcast room of the other three outdoor anchors, and after opening it, Ye Tian wanted to laugh, the first anchor was curled up on the shore at this time, trembling and saying to about 10,000 water friends: "The anchor is not cold, but tomorrow will be on fire no matter what!"

The second anchor is also a man, this anchor is even more stupid, and said in the live broadcast room at this time: "Water friends, it's too cold at night, the anchor suggests that everyone dig a pit on the beach at night and bury their bodies, so that they can keep warm." ”

Ye Tian said with a smile: "The premise is that the temperature of the sand is higher than the temperature of your human body!

Sure enough, as Ye Tian expected, after the anchor buried his body, he came out in less than two minutes.

"Damn, how do you feel colder and colder after you go in. ”

Ye Tian almost didn't laugh out loud.

The third anchor, that is, the sister anchor, looks pretty good, at this time the sister anchor is eating coconut, and she has also found a place that is relatively windproof, and she has spread a lot of hay, compared to the previous two anchors, it is already a good life.

At this time, the girl's live broadcast room.

"Ye Tian's army is here to check the room!"

"Ye Tian's army is here to propose!"

"Is the anchor really watching this live broadcast room?"

"Yo~ I'm still a girl. ”

Ye Tian was stunned for a moment,! These people are moving too fast.

However, after the female anchor saw the barrage, she greeted Ye Tian and said: "Is Ye Da anchor here? I am your idol, I watched your live broadcast a few days ago and felt very powerful, so I came to try it myself, but now I found that it is not that simple, I didn't do anything today, so I found a few coconuts and a decent shelter." ”

Ye Tian was stunned for a moment, he was still his fan, so he didn't have to help! couldn't help but smile and said: "Hey, hey, don't be discouraged, sister, think about the four conditions I just said, the most important and the most minor must be figured out, and then think carefully about the details, such as the trick of drilling wood for fire!"

"Yo yo yo ~ anchor!

"Hahaha, I can't help it when I see that it's a beautiful anchor!"

"Okay boy!

Ye Tian was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly withdrew from the live broadcast room and said: "Ahem, what do you think, I see that it is not easy to come out of a girl's house, right, if you can pull it, let's pull it, right! The anchor has absolutely no other thoughts!"

"Yes, yes, whatever you say is what you say!"

"I can't talk about you, who compares with you!"

"Hahaha, there is one thing I have to say, four anchors, one was sent to the hospital due to heat stroke, two of them are still enduring the cold wind, I heard that the two of them didn't do anything for a day, they didn't eat or drink, the female anchor was quite lucky, found a shelter, and there were coconuts. ”

"You want to say that you want to look at Anchor Ye again, from the first day onwards, it has been big fish and big meat! Snake meat and crab meat have also drunk red wine, you see!"

"This gap is too big, I think, it's better to persuade those anchors to go home. ”

"That's the difference between a professional and a copycat!"

“666666666.”

Ye Tian smiled, stood up and walked into the woods, and took out the snake skin.

At this time, the snake's skin is already soft, and the only bad thing about being in a damp place for so many days is that it attracts a lot of flies.

Ye Tian found four sticks, two of which were one meter long, and two of which were four meters long, and then Ye Tian tied the sticks and presented them in a rectangular shape.

Then Ye Tian spread the snake skin in the middle, and finally used a knife to pierce small holes in the edge of the snake skin, and then took out a rope to pass through those holes, and then tied it tightly to a rectangular wooden stick.

After tying, a snakeskin has been extended to the maximum.

"Snakeskin is still quite valuable, and when the anchor finds something that can replace the needle, the anchor will show the sailors that they can use snakeskin to make handicrafts!

When the sailors heard that the anchor would also know this craft, they were immediately interested.

"Ouch, the anchor will still do this!?"

"Can you make something else, like a lady's bag, or a bikini or something!"

"Hahaha, snakeskin bikini!

Ye Tian smiled and said: "Hahaha, the anchor makes a snakeskin panties, that sailor wants it! Wait for me to go back and send it to him!"