05: Spit up

"Jin Junyou, do you know, when I was a sophomore in high school, all the girls in our school were enemies of me because of Night Star, and even my best friend actually had a crush on Night Star. Cheng Manyue drank too much and said with a big tongue.

Kim Jun-woo ate a edamame nonchalantly and said, "I understand this feeling! When I was in high school, I was also the school grass of our school, and several pairs of girlfriends broke up because of me! There were also two girls who said that they were each other's best friends, and they wrote love letters to me separately, and they didn't know each other. ”

"You scumbag, you must have harmed a lot of little girls!" Cheng Manyue threw a piece of snot paper at him.

"That's not true, but almost every day, there are hooligans outside the school who block me, saying that I robbed their girlfriends, funny, their girlfriends are all killing Matt Village flowers, how can I look at it, you know this world, boys like us who have been good-looking since childhood, standing on that is wrong! For example, when I go to the opposite polytechnic school, the boys on the basketball court look at me unpleasantly!"

"That's because you're too cheap!"

"Hey, among the girls I know, the only one who can be indifferent to me is you, okay?"

Cheng Manyue lay on the table, crying and said: "Yes, I didn't feel for the night star river before, but this two-skinned face pesters me every day, all kinds of swearing, and finally captured me, and then he played missing, and now, he has become my brother, and his father also let me live next door to his house, you say, how will I live in the next day!"

"The sky seems to be raining, I really want to live next door to you......" Kim Junwoo even sang.

"I don't want to live next door to him at all, and if I had known that I would meet him like this and have this relationship, I would never have gone to this dinner. ”

"And what about your mother's happiness, do you want to sacrifice it?"

"Oh yes...... Mom's Happiness ...... My mom is so happy, I haven't seen her smile like this in years, that kind of ...... That's the kind of ...... A woman in love, full of spring, don't bother, IQ gradually zero state...... I didn't expect my mother to be like this after so many years...... Woman...... Is it that as soon as you fall in love, you will become stupid. ”

"Fortunately, in this era of fast food love, your mother can still meet a love that can make her not bothered at this age, it is even luckier than winning the lottery, you look at the gang of people in our school, falling in love is called a battle of wits and courage reasoning suspense, girls are all Conan, you may not be able to meet a love that makes you feel at ease to zero IQ. If you want me to say, you should not know Ye Xinghe, today is the first time you have met, and you will go through the motions in the future, and you can get by on the surface. ”

Cheng Manyue nodded and said, "That's what I told him." Hiccup......"

"What about you...... Are you really going to live in his house?"

"If you don't go to live next door to him, you have to live in the villa by the lake, otherwise, my mother and Uncle Ye are not at ease. ”

"Cheng Manyue, I'm about to graduate, why don't we share a house together!"

"Huh, sharing a room with you?"

"Yes, don't you think that living with me will make you super happy every day?"

Cheng Manyue looked at Jin Junyou suspiciously, and said: "Living with you, isn't that just luring wolves into the house and sheep into the tiger's mouth, in case you are hungry one day, it's terrible! Besides, can we afford to rent the housing price in that area near my company?"

Jin Junyou pursed his lips and said in disgust: "Cheng Manyue, can you look in the mirror? I am a wolf, and I don't eat daylily! By the way, don't you know the background of Young Master Ben?"

Cheng Manyue shook her head and said, "I only know that you even wiped the plate with steamed bread and eaten the scrambled eggs with tomatoes that I left until the next day! Oh, by the way, you were the one who ate three packs of spicy beef jerky from my house in one afternoon......

"I'm yearning for a simple folk life!"

"Oh. So you often don't have money to eat!"

"I was locked by my parents, I can't help but tell you, Cheng Manyue, in fact, I am the kind of little fresh meat that is legendary, and I have to go home to inherit the family business if I can't get out......"

"Oh, hiccup......" Cheng Manyue looked unconcerned.

"Hey, hey, Cheng Manyue, you won't fall asleep again!" Kim Junwoo nudged her.

"Don't make a noise, I'll wake up when you're done. ”

"I've already finished eating, I'm drinking with you, big sister, why do you sleep every time you drink, you learn from others to mess with sex! Just your wine, if you don't drink with me, who won't take advantage of you, Cheng Manyue, if you don't wake up, I'll throw you on the street, you're so fat, I can't carry you!"

Half an hour later, Jin Junyou walked on the streets of the business district with Cheng Manyue on his back and his high heels in his hand.

"At this point, I can't get a car at all, Cheng Manyue, how much money did I owe you in my last life!!"

Cheng Manyue was lying on Jin Junyou's body, and he was still muttering nonsense.

"Night Xinghe, you said that you booked the ...... for the second half of my life," Cheng Manyue said, and involuntarily hugged Jin Junyou's neck.

"Eldest sister, you also believe the man's words, he actually said that he ordered your lower body, but you were young at that time and couldn't understand his meaning!"

"Ye Xinghe, you said, I was admitted to an art school, and you were admitted to the science and engineering school opposite, and now I am about to graduate from graduate school, and you appeared. ”

"Bragging, that science and engineering college has an enrollment score of more than 650, in that era, in order to pick up girls, do boys dare to say so?"

"Night Star, you're getting married...... Woo woo, you said that when you turn 22, you will marry me immediately......"

Jin Junyou paused for a moment and said: "My sister, he is getting married, and now he has become your brother again, what can't you let go, you take it seriously when a teenager jokes about you, if you really like you, how can you break up and disappear without saying a word, you don't want to be responsible for being afraid of trouble." Isn't Jian Chen good? Why don't I help you chase Jian Chen!"

Jian Chen...... Teacher Jian Chen...... Hee-hee-hee-hee......"

"You giggle at the mention of him. ”

"Teacher Jian Chen, I'm about to become my boss, I don't know, our company doesn't allow office romance. ”

"It's as if you'll be able to catch him up. ”

"Hmm...... I may really be like you say, I'm going to die alone, you see, in the past seven years, not a single boy has chased me......"

"Oh, our school is full of beautiful women, more than half of the boys are gay, and the rest are all arrogant and arrogant talents, only Cannes Berlin Oscar in their hearts, you don't take the initiative to seduce, and you are still waiting for the boys to chase you, big sister, you have written too many romance novels?"

"Uh......h Maybe my first love was too dreamy...... So much so that I've been living in romance novels. ”

"How do you know that your first love is the best in your life, maybe your next man will completely beat the night star river in all aspects, such as me, my previous girlfriends, all say that they are the happiest when they are with me. ”

"Slightly ......" Cheng Manyue's stomach turned over the river and the sea, and he couldn't help it, and began to gag non-stop.

"Eldest sister, hold back, my clothes are very expensive! That's not the point, the point is that if you dare to spit out the 100 crayfish I peeled for you just now, I'll let you eat them all on the spot! Hey! Cheng Manyue, you're so ......."

Before he finished speaking, Jin Junyou only felt that his shoulders were hot, and Cheng Manyue let out a whoosh and vomited Jin Junyou.

Kim Jun-woo stood still, it's time to let go.

Cheng Manyue gradually slipped off Kim Junwoo's back and sat on the ground.

"Again...... Again...... Cheng full moon you ...... I shouldn't have come out to drink with you, just your virtue, I'm embarrassed to like Jian Chen, auntie, you are really my nemesis!

Jin Junyou dragged Cheng Manyue to the car like dragging a dead fish.

"Eh, young man, if she spits out the car, she will be fined two hundred!" said the driver.

Kim Jun-woo threw out two hundred bills in an uproar.

Cheng Manyue looked embarrassed, her hair was sticky with vomit, leaning on Kim Junwoo's shoulder, and her mouth was full of alcohol.

"Why do you ...... Suddenly disappeared...... Why do you ...... To be my brother...... Who wants you to be a ...... brother" After speaking, Cheng Manyue cried.

This is the first time Jin Junyou has seen Cheng Manyue crying, usually, she is a stupid big sister crazy woman who doesn't even know what to be sad about, and the scripts and novels she writes are all in the relaxed style of hip-hop, at this time, she is really like a lovelorn girl, and she is so sad that she cries.

Jin Junyou couldn't help but put his arm around Cheng Manyue's shoulder, patted her head and coaxed her softly, "It's okay, it's okay, don't cry, I'm ...... it"