Chapter 28: Asking for Signatures
"Little Taoist, your Taoist view is not big, but your heart is not small. ”
"Zixiao Palace, a small Taoist temple, a small hall, dare to name it with these three words?"
Guo Xu stood at the foot of the steps and sneered.
Chen Yang ignored him at all, this kind of person, the more you deal with him, the more energetic he becomes.
"I'm sorry, Chief. Shu Ya apologized in a low voice.
Her favorability towards Guo Xu is getting lower and lower.
Self-righteous behavior only makes people more disgusting.
"It's out of the way, the world is full of wonders, and the poor road also likes to contact emerging people. ”
Shu Ya smiled, this little Taoist priest has a really good temper.
Guo Xu didn't get a response when he saw his words, snorted lightly, and followed into the main hall.
When he saw the wood carving of the earth god on the offering table, he smiled again.
"Little Taoist, this is the idol that your Taoist temple worships?"
Chen Yang stood on the side and said lightly: "Yes." ”
Guo Xu pointed to the wood carving and said: "Do you know what Zixiao Palace is? It is the dojo of Hongjun Ancestor, but you use it to worship a little land god? I burn incense for him, does he dare to admit it? Little Taoist, you really don't understand at all, but you are lucky to meet me." ”
"I'll teach you. ”
Guo Xu said: "The name of Zixiao Palace is too big, you either change the plaque, or you lose this wood carving." The land god is too small to stand the name of Zixiao Palace, understand?"
"Guo Xu!" Shu Ya said with a cold face, "Have you made enough trouble?"
Guo Xu spread his hands innocently: "Aya, I didn't make trouble, I was giving advice to this little Taoist." Look at the land god for yourself, it is carved out of a piece of rotten wood, and he is too disrespectful to the Taoist gods. ”
"If you don't respect the gods, forget it, don't respect us. We came all the way here, driving and climbing the mountain, why did we work so hard?"
"Isn't it just to burn incense and ask for a lot? But what response can the land god have? Could it be that I beg him to leave me a piece of land when I die?"
"Guo Xu!" Shu Yaqi's chest was rising and falling.
Guo Xu raised his hands: "Okay, okay, I won't say it, won't it be possible if I don't say it?" I'm just kind-hearted, I'm afraid that you will be deceived by this Taoist priest. And you see in this Taoist temple, apart from this little Taoist priest, where is there anyone else?"
"What can you understand at such a young age? I think he's a liar, by the way, Aya, why did you want to come here? I remember that my aunt used to go to Qingfeng Guan to burn incense. ”
Shu Ya ignored him, walked to the merit box, took out the prepared money, and put it in.
Chen Yang glanced at it, and there were at least tens of thousands of stacks.
That's generous.
Chen Yang took the incense and handed it over, Shu Ya bowed down to take it, lit it with the candle on the table, knelt on the futon, and bowed three times.
Then stand up and put the incense into the furnace.
Chen Yang asked, "Does the donor ask for a signature?"
Shu Ya nodded, and Chen Yang took the bamboo tube and handed it to her.
Shu Ya did not rush to ask for a lot, but closed her eyes first and prayed devoutly for a while.
Then, I shook it lightly three times, but no bamboo sticks jumped out.
So she took out a bamboo stick from it.
After a brief glance, Shu Ya's brows furrowed slightly.
"Please unsign for me. Shu Ya handed over the bamboo stick.
Chen Yang took the bamboo stick, his brows were slightly furrowed, all this was seen by Guo Xu, he sneered, and said, "Aya, do you really believe this?" Hehe, I don't need the little Taoist priest to speak, I know what he has to say." It's definitely going to be signed, and then you're going to keep paying for it. ”
"Guo Xu, please shut up!" Shu Ya is very well cultivated, Rao is so, and he is also angry at the moment.
She always knew that Guo Xu's son-in-law was very bad, so she never considered being with him.
It's just that I didn't expect the problem to be so serious.
I don't even know the most basic things about words and looks.
"Aya, I'm for your good, although we have money, but it's not so bad, if Auntie will see you in the mountains later, she will definitely have to talk about you. ”
Guo Xu is not happy in his heart, what's wrong with me? I'm for your good, even if it's wrong, don't yell at me in front of outsiders.
Chen Yang knew that this guy was here, and he couldn't solve it.
Chen Yang said lightly: "If the donor doesn't burn incense, please go out, Zixiao Palace is a place to worship the gods, and the great gods are noisy, for fear of displeasing the gods." ”
"Hmph, little Taoist, don't bluff me with this set, let me tell you, I will never burn incense today, don't even think about me taking it out. ”
Guo Xu turned around and walked outside, and said, "I'll go outside to smoke a cigarette, Aya, you can come out as soon as you finish it." ”
"I don't need you to worry about my business. Shu Ya said coldly.
There were only two of them left in the hall, Shu Ya smiled bitterly and said, "Let the Taoist chief see you smile." ”
"No problem. Chen Yang shook his head, looked at the bamboo stick in his hand, and asked, "What does the donor want to ask for?"
Shu Ya said: "I want to know, how much longevity my grandmother still has." ”
Chen Yang shook his head, put the bamboo stick back into the bamboo tube, and walked out of the hall with his hands behind his back.
"Dao Chief, what's wrong?" Shu Ya was a little nervous.
Chen Yang was about to speak, when he saw Guo Xu standing on the Taiji diagram in the courtyard and lighting a cigarette, he twisted his eyebrows and shouted: "Donor, smoking is prohibited in the Taoist temple!"
", scare me!"
"Stinky Taoist, what are you yelling at?"
"Smoking is in your way? The smoke floats to the sky, the Taoist temple is yours, and the sky is also yours?
Guo Xu picked up the delicate lighter, looked up and scolded.
The sound just now, as if it exploded directly in his ears, he thought it was thunder.
Chen Yang kept his face calm, wondering if he had to throw him out.
The system said: "Little things, don't move your liver, he can't smoke it in the Taoist temple." ”
"Can't smoke it?" Chen Yang was about to ask, but saw that Guo Xu had been rubbing the flint, but he couldn't catch fire.
"Damn, the lighter broke?"
Guo Xu fiddled with the lighter, which was the limited edition Zippo lighter he bought when he went to play in the United States.
"Stinky Taoist, you broke my lighter!" Guo Xu was treated coldly by Shu Ya, he was already in a bad mood, he couldn't catch fire at the moment, but his heart seemed to be on fire, and he yelled at Chen Yang.
Chen Yang said: "The donor himself didn't hold it steady, but he blamed the poor, it's really funny." ”
"You ......" Guo Xu still wanted to scold, but when he saw Shu Yaqiao's face was gloomy, he swallowed back the words that came to his mouth, snorted heavily, turned his head and walked outside.
Out of sight is pure, stinky Taoist, Lao Tzu will sometimes clean you up in the future.
"Dao Chief..."
Seeing that she was about to apologize again, Chen Yang shook his head and said, "Donor, there are some things that may not be good to know. ”
"Grandma, she ......"
"Lord Shu Shi is a good man, and his blessings are profound, and future generations will also be sheltered. ”
Chen Yang never mentioned the lottery just now, and the lottery was not good.
Signature: 癸卯, belonging to Jin Liqiu, Yiqi West.
The poem says: If you have to work hard in your illness, you will never suffer at all, and you don't need to look back to ask questions after you go, and the affairs in your heart will be exhausted.
This is a Zhongping lottery, if you ask about marriage or future, Chen Yang will help her solve it, after all, although it is a Zhongping lottery, it will not be too bad.
But she prefers Shu Wenxi.
What does this signature mean?
"The monthly order is not successful, and there are many diseases in the house. ”