Chapter 303: Running Away He Yue

He Yue and Zhiyuan were asked to say that Mancai sounded like an embarrassing idea for the two, but what they didn't know was that Mancai happened to be right in the middle.

They have studied what they want to perform here from the planning stage of the show, and the final conclusion is that everything else is easy to say, only comics are difficult to prepare temporarily, so they must prepare in advance.

The girls of HKT and Nogizaka were finally completely calculated by them, and it was no surprise that they made a request to perform comics.

Of course, the two of them would not agree immediately, and after they pretended to be in a dilemma, they made an expression before reluctantly going back to the backstage to discuss the problem of mancai.

The studio began to take a break until 20 minutes later, when the duo was back in front of the stage.

Everyone in the artist team whispered: "20 minutes? How is it possible? They must have discussed it before, right?"

"Maybe the script writer wrote it for them. ”

"Scripters are not going to be funny. ”

The script writers of the major programs of the TV station will often help the artists write jokes, but the jokes written by this kind of script writers are basically the kind of ideas of the predecessors' works that lack new ideas, to put it simply, the works are full of "ingenuity", unlike the works of the artists themselves, which are basically exercised in the small theater and form their own unique style.

For the layman audience who listened to the comic for the first few times, the difference between the two may not be too big, because the old jokes and old ideas are the same for new audiences, and for professionals, the creation of funny artists and the participation of script writers are very different, and the kind of old ideas with script writers participating are almost impossible to be welcomed by professionals.

In the applause, He Yue followed the original to the standing microphone.

"Hello everyone, she's a dead house that looks like it's full to explode, but she actually likes to play games at home, I'm ...... You're the ugly girl!. After a pause, Zhiyuan didn't introduce himself, but complained to He Yue.

"I haven't said it yet, although I think so in my heart!" He Yue complained in turn.

Then she said: "We refer to Yuan and He Yue, please give me more advice!"

"Recently, Japan is bidding for the Olympic Games, He Yue, you are of mixed Chinese and Japanese descent, the Beijing Olympics left a deep impression on us, do you have any suggestions for Japan's bid for the Olympic Games?"

He Yue said: "I don't have anything to suggest. ”

"I have something to say. "Referring to the original way.

"Oh, what do you want to say?" asked He Yue.

"That's what I suggest...... Prepare more umbrellas in the Olympic Village!" said with a wicked smile on his face.

"Umbrellas, why, will it rain heavily if the Olympics are held in Tokyo?" asked He Yue.

"Forehead ......"

"But there's no need to bring an umbrella, right? Are athletes going to get wet if they get wet when they come and go......? Are you afraid that you will get sick because you don't have an umbrella? It's a very gentle person.,It's true.,It's easy to get sick if you don't have an umbrella.,It's okay to be sick ordinarily.,If you kill someone.,If you don't get it right, it's an international dispute.。 He Yue said.

"Hmm...... You said...... Overall, there was no problem. Referring to the original had no choice but to say.

"That's the original senior, I also have some interest in the Olympics, why don't we AKB Group go over and help distribute umbrellas, if there is Africa or economically underdeveloped areas, we can even teach him ......"

"Okay, don't talk about it! You're only 16 years old! Shut up!" Finger Hara stopped.

"What's wrong with being 16 years old! And if the Olympics are held in 2020, I'll be 23 years old!"

"Let's not talk about 2020, at least you can't talk about this now!"

"What can't you say, don't forget that I'm very good at basketball! Provoke me, and when the time comes, you can directly join the women's national basketball team, believe it or not!? In the national team, you can use an umbrella, right!?"

Zhiyuan is already going crazy, she seems to have just made the first joke on a whim, and the audience is even more amazed, I didn't expect He Yue to play according to Zhiyuan's words, and pull out so many some and no, these speeches are actually no problem for adults, at most they are a little inferior, but He Yue ...... She's only 16 years old, so it's too big, isn't it?

"Okay, don't talk about it, it's a broadcast accident! Mori-san stop her! Our show is going to be stopped!"

He Yue finally stopped talking, and casually pulled the topic in other directions.

The comic of the two people lasted about three minutes, and the specific content, on the surface, seemed to refer to the original stupid, He Yue complained, but the most ingenious thing about the comic is that every time the original pretending to be stupid will be turned to a strange place by He Yue or natural, or strange topics, so that the original finger has to follow her rhythm, after the first time or twice, the original pretending to be stupid has become a complaint, and the original spit has become a pretending to be stupid.

Compared with China's cross talk, the rhythm is very fast, in three minutes, the two of them exchanged offense and defense many times, first He Yue didn't understand the meaning of "umbrella" in the original topic, so it produced a very evil, but there was no evidence of a conversation, and then she changed the topic to the direction of the girl she hated.

Zhiyuan immediately wanted to propose a few types she hated to pretend to be stupid, but she didn't expect He Yue to be a strange turnaround, and quickly turned the topic to the relationship between men and women, and then involved the child, the child was an illegitimate child, or a bear child, so the woman beat the child, and then saw the woman's mobile phone, and proposed to buy one, and finally bought a mobile phone, and wanted to recommend a matching headset for Zhiyuan......

This section is even more powerful, the stalk itself is actually an old stalk that will appear in China in the next few years, that is, he is concerned about him, and finally puts forward a particularly indifferent request or idea, but in He Yue's two manchus, He Yue's mouth is like a machine gun slamming and slamming wantonly, and the principle of pointing is tired of coping with it, in the face of He Yue's divergent thinking, she desperately followed the rhythm but it was difficult to clean up the situation, and finally when He Yue asked her to recommend headphones, she used a sentence "Buy it yourself!" as the end.

Although the atmosphere in the studio was detonated several times during the performance, and the laughter was aroused, after the two of them completed this comic, the whole studio was as silent as death, Maori Shinobu held his arms and looked at the two girls behind the standing microphone with complicated faces, and the little idols looked at the backs of the two magical peers in a daze, and Asuka Saito was holding his face, with a hint of ...... in his expression Drunk?

As for the other side of the studio, the funny artists who didn't care about the idol level of the two people at all.

The camera swept over their faces, and the faces seemed to depict all the expressions in the world.

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Sogou