Volume 1: Movies (1) "The Road of the Protagonist"

Chapter 1、Unfortunately, I'm the one who runs the trick.

"Get out of the jade coffin for me!"

"Get out of the jade coffin for me!"

"Get out of the jade coffin for me, you ...... fool"

"Who, who is cursing me? Lao Tzu is filming well, I have a line today, you still scold me for running tricks, have you ever read a good book, and don't talk about a little rose spirit!"

Jiang Qi seemed to be unable to stand the tone of the person in the coffin, Tang Seng chanting scriptures, three sentences and one stack of killing, and no matter how heavy he slept to death, he was now somewhat angry and regained a little thinking ability.

In the subsequent counterattack and rebuttal, his tone suddenly became tough, and it only took two sentences in a row to make the crying ghost silently shut up.

"Cut, you hello kitty, you will be cowardly when you meet the actor, you deserve to be taught a lesson by this king, hahahaha, hahaha......"

After feeling better, Jiang Qi naturally opened his eyes, wanting to take advantage of the situation to understand the surrounding environment. He remembered that a moment ago, he seemed to be still driving for the action star Lu Qingfeng.

Hey, why is it so dark, can you drive with your eyes closed?

"Clang......" It was the sound of sudden braking.

"Ping Pong ......" is like the sound of knives and sticks striking.

"Chirp, tweet......" It seems that ambulances and police cars are also rushing to a few, and the scene is surprisingly lively.

"In the middle of the night, isn't it already over? What is this, Lao Tzu... Why can't I see anything! The body doesn't seem to be able to move, what's the situation, is it ...... I'm dead?"

Jiang Qi quickly closed his eyes again with a cold heart, and recalled vigorously, hoping to recover some remaining personal marks.

Fragment 1: Some time ago.

"Oh, where is this? How does it look like a winter in Siberia, so cold and cold......

After Jiang Qi turned over in fright, his arms instinctively wrapped around his chest, and when the trembling eased a little, at first glance, he suddenly screamed.

"Mom, whoever is so lacking in morality, he will rob and rob, why don't you even let go of my little pants. I'm not a delicate young woman, and I'm not afraid of Xiang Xiang's stinky tofu when I get that back...... I'm so!"

Inside the tin house, it was dark and silent, empty, and it was so cold that I didn't know where it was. It shouldn't be a sky-high morgue of 150 yuan/day, right? He can't afford that with a little dragon set.

Jiang Qi's hands and feet were not restrained, and after jumping off the cold bed, he sprinted two steps, groped to find the door, and rushed out smoothly when he pulled it open, and he didn't care if there was any "hardware" left behind at that time.

Running all the way, he went up a few floors around the stairs, and his legs and feet were really a little uneasy, so he opened another door, intending to enter the center of the building, secretly asked someone to borrow a set of civilian clothes, change a pair of shoes, and then go to the police station to report the case.

Don't think that if you do something bad in the middle of the night, you won't be able to find you, just wait!

Fragment 2: Some time ago.

"Oh, it's so dazzling! It turns out that it's already broad daylight now! Why do you feel inexplicably afraid? Aren't ghosts the only ones who are afraid of seeing the light? Lao Tzu is not afraid, Lao Tzu is a human being!"

Raising his hand to block the sunlight in one arm, Jiang Qi was distracted and thought that it was already broad daylight, so how long would he pass out, and he didn't know if he would have time to go to work for a while?

Although the entertainment industry is full of gold, and some celebrities who occasionally evade taxes are fined with 100 million, Jiang Qi, who is at the bottom, is not easy to mix an exclamation line, and the barely subsistence salary is not enough for the thief boss to deduct it.

"Hahaha......"

Beat the spirit, smiled reluctantly, and was about to do something, but soon found that there was a beautiful woman walking opposite, wave after wave, just looking, it was very able to hook the imagination of men.

Jiang Qi glanced at it, but he was not addicted, but he appreciated it with interest, and when the woman was about to approach, Jiang Qi didn't know how many romantic encounters he had written and directed.

It's just that when it was his turn to play this good show, Jiang Qi regretted that he had discovered a fatal regret at the beginning, that is, he was still naked at the moment, how to see people.

A good young man, but if he has self-esteem, will he immediately be regarded as an exhibitionist?

"Oh Mom, what can I do... Ah......h

With a scream like a play, Lang Lang soared into the sky, but the graceful woman seemed to be deaf.

Could it be that the performance is overdone? This embarrassing cancer offender's ......

Jiang Qi was weak, he didn't dare to insist arrogantly, thinking that he would be a man and leave a line, and he would see each other in the future, so he hurriedly and shyly swept past Dabo's sister's side, and ran away without looking back.

After walking for more than ten seconds, I don't know why I was in the back of the side, and suddenly I chased after two "Ah...... Perverted, perverted!", but like a landslide and tsunami slapping, the instantaneous collision echoed loudly, which was terrifying and incomprehensible.

Jiang Qi was frightened again, and thought to himself: "Ma Dan, it's still a beautiful woman's routine...... In order not to be caught red-handed and go back to the street to show the public, his legs ran wildly as if he was playing with his life.

Fragment 3: Moments ago.

"What kind of sin is this! The tiger fell into the dark room and withered, flirting with the sister and hitting the Yali pear, now it's better, the whole person Nima has not officially debuted, so he called a group of women and children to see a fine light, how can this day be mixed in the future, Lao Tzu is not a day. This actor. ”

Jiang Qi didn't pay attention, and after rushing into the waiting hall, he suddenly felt very embarrassed, even if he hurriedly protected the vital parts, his face was still solemn, and he didn't dare to open his eyes slightly.

But he entered the play by himself, but the group actors next to him didn't seem to take him seriously at all, not to mention any loud ridicule, scolding, and even laughing and having fun.

"Hey, the dragon set is also a human being, and it also has a sense of existence, can you please show a trace of respect?" After being ignored and ignored repeatedly, Jiang Qi could only laugh at himself: "It is worthy of being a country with a developed entertainment industry, forget it, you... It's all good acting, I can't help but laugh, okay......"

"The latest news, at 2:13 a.m. last night, Lu Qingfeng, a popular student in the entertainment industry, happened to break through three masked robbers on his way back to the city from the Throne Film and Television Base, and robbed a young girl with a knife into the mountain, and wanted to forcibly have a relationship with her.

Out of justice and justice, Lu Qingfeng disregarded his personal safety and immediately got out of the car to stop the gangsters' atrocities. During this period, fierce clashes broke out between the two sides. Lu Qingfeng was excellent in kung fu, and finally successfully subdued the three gangsters by himself. However, his assistant driver was unfortunately killed by a knife because he could not avoid it. Let's take a look at the report from the reporter in front of you......"

In the hanging screen TV, a female host finished broadcasting without smiling, and the director switched the camera to the interview screen in front. Immediately, Lu Qing's graceful reply and the "heartfelt" gratitude of the captive girl jumped on the screen.

"No, no! Last night, Mingming...... Obviously, I found out about the situation by driving and offered to save people. Guan Na Fat Sister Agent Xiang Lan and 'Fake Star' Lu Qingfeng What a bird matter!

In fact, in order to prevent me from rescuing the girl, they all threatened to dismiss my job, deduct my salary, and 'ban'. What kind of reporter is this, and he writes nonsense without investigation, and how much public relations fees are charged.

And that woman, why don't you stand up and say a fair word for me, it's just an unscrupulous black fan...... No, no, I'm going to settle accounts with them! How can I steal people's scenes like this, Lao Tzu is desperate for his life, I want to be shameless!

And you melon-eaters, don't you have some virtue on your lips, people have saved people to death, and you still shout dead dragon set, dead dragon set, dead dragon set has no name? Without these dead dragon sets of foils, why are you really willing to burn money to see vases......

Jiang Qi looked at the TV, filled with righteous indignation, chattered a lot of bullshit, patted his head, and quickly realized that all this in front of him was not the plot of the movie, and he was the dead one!ah?!Oh fuck...... Lao Tzu wants to send the blade, Nima who made up a bad movie!