Chapter 144: Do You Want an Object
Wu Xiu nodded, admiring Zhu Qiang even more.
"There's one more problem. ”
"Asked. ”
"You promised me just now, after I return to my seat, I can order whatever I want, does it still count?"
“——”
Zhu Qiang paused, obviously not expecting Wu Xiu to ask this. He waved his hand and smiled helplessly, "Of course." ”
"It's amazing. Wu Xiu didn't seem to expect Zhu Qiang to be so generous, he hugged his fist at Zhu Qiang and said, "Then I will wish Brother Qiang a great success." ”
"Lend you good words. ”
Wu Xiu lit a cigarette and walked into the hotel while smoking.
The old rule, after being full of wine and food, the brothers packed a lot of food and drink, and then went home satisfied.
In the muddy, the weekend was over for two days.
It's a new day, and it's school day again.
Wu Xiu was still habitually woken up by the alarm clock, and then dragged a listless body to get up amid Zheng Peng's constant knocking on the door.
In fact, among these brothers, Zheng Peng can be regarded as the earliest, and he is generally the only one who can be woken up by the alarm clock and get up in the morning. Wu Xiu and Jiang Tian usually turn off their mobile phones and buckle the battery, while Feng Fei and Hao Yunlai directly set the alarm clock.
Generally, the brothers waited for Zheng Peng's knock on the door before they got up very reluctantly.
As usual, Wu Xiu, Jiang Tian, and Zheng Peng were soon ready to go, but Hao Yunlai and Feng Fei did not come out of the room for a long time.
Wu Xiu was about to urge the two of them, when suddenly Feng Fei's shout came from the room of the two of them: "Ah! It's raining heavily." ”
The three people in the living room looked outside, and the sky was clear.
"Damn, slut, what are you doing?" Feng Fei's angry voice came out.
The three of them glanced at each other, quickly pushed open the door of Hao Yunlai and Feng Fei's room, and then were stunned for an instant.
I saw Hao Yunlai standing on the edge of the bed with a basin in his hand, while Feng Fei was sitting on the bed, wet, and the sheets and quilts were all soaked with water.
Hao Yunlai explained innocently: "Damn! You blame me? Who made you unable to wake up?"
"Then you're going to splash me with cold water?"
"I'm not afraid that something will happen to you!"
"Heh, are you afraid that nothing will happen to me?" Feng Fei said coldly.
"Forget it, I won't fight with you. Hurry up and clean up, Brother Xiu, Brother Tian and Brother Peng are all in a hurry. Hao Yunlai urged.
"It's okay, we're not in a hurry. ”
Wu Xiu, Jiang Tian, and Zheng Peng couldn't help laughing, all with a good look of watching the show.
"Hey, Brother Fei, I know you're lazy in bed, so you won't wake up, right?" Wu Xiu asked deliberately.
Feng Fei looked up at his brothers, because Feng Fei's eyes were too small, Hao Yunlai thought that Feng Fei was looking at him, and hurriedly explained: "Damn! I really called you, and slapped you a few times." It's just that you sleep like a dead man, and you don't react at all. ”
"I didn't say you didn't call, what are you nervous about?" Feng Fei glanced at Hao Yunlai.
Of course, in the eyes of the brothers, they didn't see the act of "glancing".
"Alas, I guess this has something to do with my dreams!" Feng Fei said lightly.
"Oh, what dream?"
Seeing the curious looks on his brothers' faces, Feng Fei had a yearning expression and recalled: "That was originally a beautiful dream, a goddess-level figure wanted to pursue me, and asked me to go to the hotel to talk about my dream." I was afraid of breaking her heart, so I didn't refuse, and I was ready to let go.
I took the elevator and saw that I was getting closer and closer to the room we had agreed upon. To my outrage, I just got out of the elevator and was overwhelmed.
After the man overwhelmed me, he didn't say a word and started to take off my clothes. Thinking that there was a goddess waiting for me in the room, I naturally fought back. But that man was too strong, and no matter how much I struggled, it would be useless.
Slowly I got tired and gave up resisting. But I didn't want to lose my body in vain, so I wanted to see what the man looked like. But for some reason, my vision was blurry, and I couldn't see anything clearly, just like a ghost pressing on my body.
But I wasn't scared, because I suddenly had a very serious problem. ”
"What?"
"Is it a man or a woman who overwhelms me?"
“——”
"-Stupid, don't you know by touching it?" Hao Yunlai reminded in a little anxious.
"yes! But I was about to do it when suddenly a heavy rain poured down.
Damn, I finally had such a wonderful dream, and the goddess was still waiting for me in the room, but my virginity was almost taken away from me. It's infuriating, I didn't know the gender of that person and woke up with a slut, how wronged do you say I am?"
The more Feng Fei spoke, the more angry he became, he glared at Hao Yunlai, gritted his teeth and said, "It's all your fault, the slut is here." You say, what should I do?"
Hao Yunlai grabbed his hair, as if he didn't know what to do.
Wu Xiu originally thought that after Feng Fei was knocked down, he forgot that he was still waiting for his goddess in the room. I wanted to criticize him, a man should be attentive and not too attentive. But Feng Fei's words made Wu Xiu feel that there was really something more important than dedication.
He thought for a moment and said, "Brother Fei, I have a way. ”
Seeing Feng Fei and Hao Yunlai's expectant eyes, Wu Xiu said: "Actually, it's not difficult to really analyze this, you just need to see if you are lying on your stomach or on your back when you wake up in the morning." ”
Feng Fei had a thoughtful expression, then his face changed, then he patted his chest, and said with palpitations: "It's okay, I'm lying down." ”
"Haha! You have it, squint and fly, who are you fooling......" Hao Yunlai suddenly laughed.
"Shut up!" Feng Fei wanted to stop Hao Yun from talking, but Hao Yunlai was naturally not afraid of Feng Fei's threat. He smiled and said: "Squinting and flying, if you want to deceive people, you have to ask me if my little brother agrees! You know, I woke you up." I can see very clearly that when you wake up in the morning, you are lying on your stomach. ”
“——”
Feng Fei's face turned red all of a sudden, then from red to white, from white to black. Seeing that Feng Fei was about to break out, Hao Yunlai hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop it: "Brother Squint, violence can't solve the problem, we should talk about it." ”
"Huh!
Feng Fei rubbed his hands and walked towards Hao Yun with a sneer.
"No, I'm serious. Hao Yunlai asked as he stepped back, "Have you ever wondered why you have such a dream?"
"You kid has never been able to spit out ivory in his mouth, and he doesn't want to be beaten too badly by me, so get acquainted. ”
Hao Yunlai nodded and said, "As the saying goes: think about it every day, dream it at night." You've been single for too long and you're missing someone. ”
"Oh?" Feng Fei thought about it very seriously and muttered, "It seems that this is really the case." ”
"So you give me fifty dollars, and I'll introduce you to someone. ”
Seeing Hao Yunlai's outstretched hand in front of him, Feng Fei said in disbelief: "You don't have it yourself, and you still introduce it to me?"
"It's not that I don't have it, it's that I don't want to. Think about it, didn't I introduce Brother Xiu?" Hao Yunlai said impatiently: "Hurry up, in a word, you will say whether you want a partner or not." If you want, pay the money with one hand and deliver it with the other. ”