"Hey, I just came back, and I didn't do anything wrong, why did you hit my ass?"

Fang Yuan turned around and pressed his palm against her little head, not letting her get close to him.

The little guy puffed out his little cheeks, and his little fists waved like a small windmill, but unfortunately his arms were too short to hit.

Lan Caiyi didn't care about the two of them, walked directly into the house and put down their backpacks.

"Caiyi is back, wash your hands, and we'll finish eating right away. Fang's mother stood up, cleaned up the things on the coffee table and said.

Just now she was teaching Little Pig Pinyin.

"What about grandpa and my mother?" Lan Caiyi asked casually.

"It's all on the balcony with a view on the second floor, and you just went up and called them down to finish eating. ”

"Okay, Mom, thank you for your hard work. Lan Caiyi hurriedly said.

"What's not so hard? It's not a lot of hard work. Fang's mother was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile.

Lan Caiyi didn't answer, but said with a smile: "I'll go upstairs." ”

Then, like a happy butterfly, he walked up the stairs lightly.

"This kid. Mother Fang smiled and shook her head.

At this time, Fang Yuan and the little guy were still playing at the door.

Under Fang Yuan's repeated questioning, the little guy told the reason.

"Because you're ugly. The little guy said angrily.

"When did I say it, you wronged people, I didn't say this, I'm at work all day today. Fang Yuan said aquegently.

"I said it the other day. The little guy crossed his waist and said.

Fang Yuan thought for a moment and said, "I'm sure I didn't say it. ”

"Absolutely. ”

"And when did you say I said that?"

Fang Yuan himself felt strange, he had a good memory, if he said it, it would be impossible not to remember.

Even if I said that, it was a few days ago, why did the little guy suddenly remember it again and beat his ass?

So the little guy said what Teacher Wang told her today.

Although the organization was not very clear, Fang Yuan finally understood.

"I mean myself, and I didn't say you, how can there be a little mention of you Fang Xin in what I said?" Fang Yuan quibbled.

"But...... But ......" the little guy was short of words for a while, and he didn't know how to justify it.

Because Dad only talked about himself, not her.

"yes, you're just thinking too much about yourself. Fang Yuan took the opportunity to say.

The little guy didn't speak, but stared straight at Fang Yuan's face with a pair of big eyes.

"You...... Why are you looking at me like this?" Fang Yuan asked with some humility.

"Hmph~, you're lying to the kids again, right?" the little guy sneered.

"How is it possible, you are so smart, who can fool you? Only a fool can be deceived, are you a fool?" Fang Yuan hurriedly said.

"I'm not stupid, I'm smart. The little guy hurriedly said.

I'm afraid that others will think she's a little fool.

"Yes, you're not stupid, you're the smartest baby in the world, who can fool you?" Fang Yuan stretched out his thumb and praised.

"Hey~" the little guy smiled embarrassedly.

"Alright, let's go inside. Fang Yuan hurriedly put his arm around her little shoulders and walked inside.

The little guy who was giggling always felt that something was wrong.

But Dad said that he is the smartest baby in the world, and he is really happy!

At this time, Lan Caiyi called someone and came down from upstairs.

Seeing the reconciled father and daughter, he said casually: "What? You were deceived by your father again?"

"Huh?" the little guy reacted immediately.

Then he began to forcibly get angry again, staring at Fang Yuan with fierce (fierce) eyes.

"How do you speak? How do you speak? What do you mean by being deceived? Xinxin is so smart, who can fool her, do you think she is a fool? Only a fool will be deceived. Fang Yuan emphasized the last sentence.

After speaking, he turned his head and asked, "Baby, you tell your mother, are you smart or stupid, did I lie to you?"

"I didn't ...... No, right?" said the little guy in a weak voice.

She wouldn't admit that she was a stupid child.

But why is it so unhappy?

Fang Yuan smugly raised his eyebrows at Lan Caiyi.

At that moment, he suddenly felt his ass being poked by a small hand.

As soon as he turned around, sure enough, it was the little guy who was puffing up and poking his ass with his little hands.

"What are you doing, didn't I lie to you?" Fang Yuan hurriedly dodged and asked.

"yes, you didn't lie to me. The little one grinned.

"Then why are you spanking me?"

"Because I want to fight, it doesn't matter if you lie to me or not. The little guy held his hands to the sky and said with a smug face.

"Huh, how can this be?"

"Why can't this be?"

"Anyway, no, it just doesn't work. Fang Yuan turned around and ran.

"Don't run, stop me and spank my ass. The little one chased after him on his short legs.

Lan Caiyi laughed out loud in the back, let you be extremely smart, and if you encounter unreasonable, it is no problem.

"Caiyi, what are you laughing at standing here?" asked Grandpa and the rest of the group, walking down from behind.

"Nothing, let's eat. Lan Caiyi shook her head and said with a smile in her hand.

But when they waited for their grandfather, they saw the little guy chasing her father all over the house.

Where else is there not to understand.

"It's such a big person, and it's still messing with children. Father Fang scolded, but his face was full of smiles.

"That's good, the child likes such a dad who can play with her, not a dad who keeps a straight face all day long. The old man said beside him.

After speaking, he also glanced at Father Fang.

"Old man, don't look at me, I'm just talking. Father Fang said with a sneer.

"It's time to eat. Fang's mother brought the dishes out of the kitchen and said.

"Truce, eat first. Fang Yuan turned around and made a stop gesture to the little one.

"No, unless you give me a few hits. The little guy crossed his waist and negotiated with him about the terms.

"Then I can't, I'm not going to eat tonight anyway. Fang Yuan snorted a few times and said proudly.

"Don't make a fuss about both, hurry up and come over for dinner. Mother Fang glared at the two of them and said loudly.

"Oh!" the two replied in unison.

Then they looked at each other again.

"Hmph. "Let's turn our heads together, and no one cares about anyone.

"I'm telling you, now it's a truce, it's time to eat, and no sneak attacks are allowed. Fang Yuan leaned sideways, looked at the little guy, and prepared to sit down in his seat.

"Okay, what are you messing with kids? Lan Caiyi walked over and grabbed his arm and said coquettishly.

"I ......" Fang Yuan just wanted to speak.

saw Lan Caiyi turn around and say to the little guy, "Hurry up, I've caught him." ”

When the little guy heard this, he ran over with a smug laugh and hit Fang Yuan's ass with a hammer.

Fang Yuan originally wanted to pull his hand, but Lan Caiyi hugged her tightly, for fear of hurting her, so he went with the little guy.

Anyway, her little fist doesn't hurt to hammer people.

But

"Wow, hit it, you still have a bite?"

Fang Yuan jumped up suddenly.

Lan Caiyi also jumped, hurriedly let go of Fang Yuan, and dragged the little guy away, "You little fool, how can you bite your father's ass?"

Lan Caiyi scolded, slapping her little buttocks a few times.

Fang Yuan rubbed his buttocks, fortunately, there was a layer of clothes.

And he has thick skin, and the little guy actually didn't make any effort, so he didn't do anything, but he was taken aback.

Since Lan Caiyi said about her, Fang Yuan didn't say it anymore.

But then I heard Lan Caiyi say again: "How dirty your father's butt is, it's full of bacteria, and he will get sick if he bites his mouth." ”

"Hey...... , don't bring it like this!" Fang Yuan was speechless.

The point is not here, okay.