Chapter 692, Don't Cry!

"Correct. Fang Yan hit the edge of the bowl with chopsticks and said in praise: "This sissy ---- classmate answered correctly." The goddess is a little salty underneath, and this sentence has two meanings when taken literally. We can simply misunderstand that he is commenting on the goddess of putting too much salt in the noodles, and of course, we can also associate it in another way unhealthily. So, it depends on the relationship between the receiver and the speaker. If the recipient and the speaker are ordinary friends, it is the evaluation of noodles, and even if the recipient is very dissatisfied with this sentence, it will feel harmless because there is another layer of meaning to cover up. ”

If the two are ambiguous objects or lovers, then it can be extended in another direction, that is, to improve the interaction between the two people, but also to increase the interest----- sex but not filth, fun but not obscene, this is the charm of language. The evaluation of whether a man is attractive or not is not whether he says erotic #erotic jokes in front of people, but because he says a yellow joke Everyone still thinks he is funny and connotative, and everyone likes him very much----"

Fang Yan glanced at Kong Jianguo and said, "You go straight to the topic, and when you come in, you say that you want to eat under the goddess---- which will block your retreat." Naked, undisguised lust and lust for the restlessness of the body---- the disadvantage of this kind of language is, first, proving that you are a hooligan. Second, it proves that you are an uncultured hooligan. Thirdly, a girl will never go to a bar with such an uncultured and unclassy hooligan----- and I mean good girls. If you throw out a million, there will still be a lot of bad women who are willing to get up casually for you and are not human-----"

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Everyone looked at Fang Yan with wide eyes, as if they were watching a dinosaur that ran out of "Jurassic World".

"This guy doesn't want to live, does he?" Kong Jianguo's friends thought.

"This guy must not live. Kong Jianguo thought so in his heart.

"Brother Fang Yan is so interesting----- the annoyance on Bai Jie's face turned into a blush, and his eyes looked at Fang Yan who was sitting there without blinking.

"This kid ----" Mr. looked up at Fang Yan for a while, then lowered his head and snorted to eat noodles. For an old man like him, there really weren't many things in this world that could surprise him----- even if his apprentice Bai Xiu was killed by Fang Yan, he just sat there in a daze for a while, and then he figured out a lot of things.

"Brother Jianguo-----" The sissy saw Kong Jianguo stunned and motionless, and couldn't help but remind aloud. "You can scold whatever you want, and your brothers will help you with whatever you want, but don't suffocate yourself-----"

Kong Jianguo was indeed about to be suffocated by Fang Yan's words.

He's angry, he's angry, he's embarrassed----

It was not easy for him to say such a humorous sentence, in order to leave a deep impression on Bai Jie, he thought about the first line of the meeting today for three days and three nights, how could he be criticized as worthless by this kid?

Forget it if it's worthless, and say that he is a hooligan---- yes, he is indeed a hooligan, he doesn't deny this. There is nothing wrong with hooligans, there is beer to drink, there are skewers to eat, there is no need to clock in and out of work every day, and there is no need to be oppressed by the boss. However, to say that he is an uneducated hooligan is to slap someone in the face.

Who is uneducated? Who is uneducated?

I don't have anything else to do, but there's a lot of culture.

Kong Jianguo's face changed from white to black, then from black to purple, and finally from black and purple to deep red.

His expression was hideous, and his eyes were full of fierceness.

He patted Fang Yan's big hand on the shoulder and clattered, gritted his teeth and said: "You say I'm uneducated, you say I'm not stylish---- I want to see if you have culture, if you have style----- move your hands for a while, don't cry------"

Bai Jie was anxious, and shouted crisply: "Kong Jianguo, let me go, if you don't stop, I'll call the police----"

"Then call the police---- who will the police help when they come?" Kong Jianguo turned around suddenly, looked at Bai Jie's eyes like a vicious dog that chose people to devour, and scolded loudly: "Little **, sooner or later Lao Tzu will force you to ----"

A person who has no culture and no style will also be reflected in this aspect: if he says that he will turn his face, he will turn his face.

Because there is no faith in his heart, let alone any credibility, except for the fear of violence, everything else is shit to them, and it can be trampled on and violated.

Bai Jie is not very suitable for this kind of dialogue, her mouth opened, and she didn't know what more powerful words to refute----- Kong Jianguo could scold her for being a little **, and she could say something like 'sooner or later Lao Tzu gave you up', but she couldn't scold Kong Jianguo for being 'big ** sooner or later the old lady gave you up' or something like that----- if she really scolded like that, Kong Jianguo should be happy, right?

When it comes to scolding, women are inherently weak.

Mr. raised his eyebrows slightly, he didn't think it was a big deal, and he didn't even pay attention to a few little trash like Kong Jianguo, but he didn't like others to scold Bai Jie. Because he really likes this little girl who is always coquettish or angry with him.

This girl, he treats her like his own granddaughter. This kind of affection is even deeper than the feelings for Bai Xiu---- he hopes that Bai Xiu can become a talent, become the gentleman of Yanziwu, and become the pillar of the country. However, when he faced Bai Jie, he had no hope, only hoped that she could be happy.

Therefore, he glanced up at Fang Yan again. It means: Boy, don't make a noise when you can.

"Out of the way. Fang Yan looked at Bai Jie, whose face was flushed, and Bai Jie, who had tears of grievance in his eyes, smiled and comforted. "Don't look at this guy's fat head and big ears, in fact, he doesn't have any strength in his body at all------ his hand is on my shoulder for a long time, in fact, he is massaging me. ”

Hearing Fang Yan say this, Bai Jie's little face broke into a smile, and he reminded: "You be careful-------

Others weren't happy.

The little white face looked at Fang Yan with jealousy, and said in a complaining voice: "Brother Jianguo, you have to exert a little effort? You won't like this little white face, will you?" Look at him, he has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, he doesn't know how to serve people at all----- so he is not worthy ------of you at all."

"Jianguo, if you don't have the strength, let me give you more strength?" said the charlatan in a Taoist robe.

They all know Kong Jianguo's strength, Kong Jianguo has worked hard for so long, that kid doesn't say anything, he knelt down and begged for mercy, and he didn't even show an uncomfortable expression------- isn't the fact in front of him? Kong Jianguo released water.

"I fuck #you----- grandma" Kong Jianguo couldn't stand Fang Yan's cynicism, and he didn't want to be looked down upon by his friends.

He grabbed Fang Yan's shoulder with one hand, holding him so that he couldn't get up or struggle. The other hand clenched into a fist and smashed it fiercely towards Fang Yan's head.

Call------

The fist wind gusted.

"Ah-------h

Be quiet!

Deathly quiet!

Bai Jie opened her eyes with some confusion and found that Kong Jianguo's fist was being grabbed in the palm of Fang Yan's hand.

Bai Jie's little mouth opened into an O-shape, and he looked at all this in front of him with a shocked face.

"Brother Fang Yan, you look amazing-------"

Fang Yan looked at Kong Jianguo's fat face close at hand, and said with a smile: "Can you exert some strength?"

"Phew-------"

Kong Jianguo spat at Fang Yan's noodle bowl.

Fang Yan's eyes widened as he watched this scene happen, he didn't have time to stop it, and he didn't think about intercepting it. He really couldn't understand how an upright scoundrel could do such a disgusting thing.

"You're really -------" Fang Yan considered the words in his heart and said, "A bunch of stinky mud." ”

Fang Yan grabbed Kong Jianguo's wrist and began to exert force, and Kong Jianguo once again heard his fingers rattling.

His expression became hideously distorted again, and large beads of sweat began to drip down his forehead-----

"You let it go--------" Kong Jianguo endured the pain in his hands, and put on a completely bearable appearance, this trick was learned from Fang Yan, and said in a calm and calm voice: "You let me go-------"

Of course, Fang Yan wouldn't let go.

You bullied Bai Xiu's sister, although I will feel a little uncomfortable in my heart, but I have some ------ little happiness.

Who made her Bai Xiu's sister?

But you spit in my bowl, and that's unacceptable.

Fang Yan continued to exert force, and Kong Jianguo's hand bones continued to rattle. However, this time is not as crisp as before, and all that comes from it is an intermittent muffled sound------- like a bone bursting deep in the flesh.

"Let it go-------" Kong Jianguo couldn't hold it back. He's not just sweating, he's shedding tears.

Kong Jianguo, who said to Fang Yan just now, 'Don't cry for a while', cried, crying so much, heartbroken.

"Dad, please------ you let it go------ Dad, I was wrong----- I know I was wrong, I don't dare anymore-------"

"Grandpa----- grandpa, you raise your noble hand------- grandpa------"

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Kong Jianguo didn't call Fang Yan 'ancestor', because as he spoke, his body began to tremble, and then his eyes went dark, and the person fell to the floor so straight.

Bang------

Kong Jianguo's huge body smashed on the floor tiles of the noodle restaurant, smashing out several cracks in the floor tiles.

Fang Yan was shocked for a moment, if this guy said that he hadn't practiced 'Iron Plate Gong', it was really unbelievable.

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