360, the confusing truth (2/5 for votes)
Li Xiang took a shower early in the morning, changed out of his pajamas, put on a pair of white-washed jeans with holes and a pure white long-sleeved T-shirt, and knocked on the door of the room to Shuying while wiping his wet hair.
"Auntie, open the door!"
There was no response inside the door.
"Auntie, I know you haven't slept, open the door!"
“…… I'm sleeping. ”
"Open the door and let me in. ”
“…… I have a beautiful woman's room, can you let in casually?"
"I didn't just come in, I wasn't knocking on the door to apply. ”
"That's not going to work, I'm not a casual woman. ”
“……”
Grandma heard the movement and asked what was going on, why did the baby elephant get up so early today?
Li Xiang sighed and told her that the two babies he slept with last night had wetted the bed and woke him up.
Grandma's eyes lit up, and she said unexpectedly: "I'm still thinking about it, why Master Dou Dou didn't wet the bed when he was only 4 and a half years old, it's been so many days, this is too powerful, it stands to reason that babies at this age often wet the bed, and if they don't wet the bed, they don't look like a baby, now it's okay, it's really my little cutie." ”
Li Xiang was dumbfounded, what kind of mentality is this~~ It's hard to understand. Grandma happily entered his room and admired the sleeping position of the two children who were wetting the bed.
"Auntie, open the door, !!" Li Xiang continued to knock on Shuying's door.
Bang~ The door was opened angrily by Xiang Shuying, and he glared at Li Xiang: "What are you doing?!!"
Li Xiangcai was not intimidated by her, stretched out his hand and said, "Hand over the phone." ”
Xiang Shuying glared at him fiercely: "What are you doing?"
Li Xiang: "Delete the photo you just took." ”
After Xiang Shuying found out that his pants were wet with urine just now, this guy quickly took out his mobile phone to take a picture and kept it, and then hurried into the room.
……
All morning, Li Xiang was entangled with Xiang Shuying, this beautiful girl just refused to hand over her mobile phone, and refused to show him the photos on her mobile phone, let alone delete the photos.
Li wanted to take her helplessly, so she couldn't snatch her mobile phone, and she said that there were a lot of girls' privacy in her mobile phone, and she couldn't show it to him. said so, if he dared to rob him, Xiang Xiaoyuan would cut him to death.
He glanced at Li Doudou and Li Shishi's children who were sitting at the dining table and obediently eating breakfast, these two children were so well-behaved at the moment, they didn't need to be urged to eat, they were eating.
Well, since I woke up and was told that I wet the bed last night, the two children have been very well-behaved and obedient, especially Dou Dou, who didn't start the bed today and didn't make a fuss.
If her obedient value used to be -10, then now it must be +20, and she is almost catching up with the teacher.
Speaking of teachers, this Xiao Li seems to be very ashamed, he keeps his head down, he doesn't dare to look at people, his little ears are red, it's so cute.
It's useless to comfort her to Xiaoyuan, Li Xiang also wants to comfort her, it's okay Teacher Li, bedwetting is not a big deal, your aunt also used to wet the bed when she was a child, so I want to open a little ......
If you say this, it doesn't seem to have any effect, it's better to selectively downplay the topic and let the baby mediate on his own.
Li Xiang guessed which of the two babies wetted the bed, and after asking Xiaoyuan, he learned that the two babies had wetted the bed, including Teacher Xiao Li.
But there is still something that I don't understand, that is, who pees first and who pees later. According to the evaporation effect, the right side of the large bed is the one who pees first because it is going to dry, and the left side pees in the morning.
On the right side of the big bed was the first to sleep on the sinus sinus, and on the left was the teacher. According to reason, the first to wet the bed was Dou Dou, after she wetted the bed, she felt uncomfortable sleeping, so she crawled to the left side to sleep with the teacher.
But some signs don't seem to be that simple.
For example, Dou Dou swore that she had just peed, and called the elephant to take her to pee, but the elephant was snoring, and she couldn't hold back and wet the bed. That is, she is the one who wets the bed late.
When asked why she climbed to the teacher's side to sleep, Dou Dou's child said that the teacher called her over. She actually said that the master crawled over first last night, hugged her to sleep, and then beckoned her to change the land.
asked if what the senior sister said was right, Teacher Xiao Li's ears were red, and he lowered his head and didn't dare to say anything.
Li Xiang: "......"
He was already dazed, what happened last night, why he couldn't remember anything, didn't make any impressions. Did he take advantage of the opportunity to be beaten? Amnesia?
……
Grandma washed the sheets with a smile and dried them in the small yard, the sun was shining, it was a good weather to dry the sheets.
Seeing that no one was laughing at her, Dou Dou was optimistic by nature, and she quickly put this matter behind her, jumping around the drying sheets to catch cats, and seemed to have really completely forgotten that she had drawn a map on the sheets last night.
Xiang Xiaoyuan said that it may be that he played in the water last night, which caused him to wet the bed at night, so he specially told Li Xiang and Li Chao that they were not allowed to let the children play in the water in the future.
Grandma is really happy, I really don't know what she thinks, what the brain circuits are like. When someone passed by in front of the yard, she chatted with them, pointing to the sheets fluttering in the wind and saying that they were his grandson's sheets, which had been wet by her granddaughter's urine last night......
Li Xiang: "......"
When Dou Dou heard this, he was so frightened that he hurriedly hid. Although the children are young and thick-skinned, they also know shame.
As for Shishi, he was embarrassed to go out today, and stayed at home obediently.
This day is already the tenth day of the Lunar New Year, and the Spring Festival is coming to an end. According to Xiang Xiaoyuan's plan, he returned to Shengjing on the eleventh.
When Dou Dou and his teacher heard this, they immediately forgot about bedwetting and began to feel sad and troubled about leaving their grandmother's house. The two children approached their mother to discuss that they wanted to stay at their grandmother's house for a few more days, but they saw their mother and father packing their suitcases.
The two of them were immediately very sad, crying so much that it was useless for Li Chao and Xiang Xiaoyuan to comfort them. The two went out to find their grandparents, hugged their legs and cried, not wanting to leave this cute little yard, not wanting to leave the more lovely grandparents.
My grandparents were also reluctant to leave the two little granddaughters, so I discussed with Li Chao in Xiang Xiaoyuan whether they could leave after the Lantern Festival. In order to persuade her mother to agree, Dou Dou firmly promised that she would never wet the bed again!
In the end, the return date of Xiao Li's family was postponed, and they returned to Shengjing after the Lantern Festival, but Li Xiang couldn't be with them.
He wants to take the first step, a lot of things at work are waiting for him to get an idea, although there are only a few days before the Lantern Festival, but he can't wait, and on the day of the Lantern Festival, his new book "I Am a Cat" will be officially put on sale, on this day, the studio and the publishing house have prepared a signing meeting at the main store of Huaxia Bookstore in Shengjing, and he must attend.
As for whether he can rush back to Guangdong on the night of the Lantern Festival, he can't be sure now, so he can only look at the itinerary temporarily.
On the eleventh day of January, Li Xiang took a plane back to Shengjing alone.
The work of the new year is about to begin.
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