Military training is going to be tomorrow! I'm about to get excited! Military training, but it's a good opportunity for the cattle people in the class to show themselves! For example, Gao Zhidao can perform remote teaching, Chai Level 4 can perform tongue twisters, Li Genji can perform a handstand with his tongue, and Liu Lanlan can perform crotch crotch crushing boulders!

"Military training, it must be a storm and clouds again, and the flames of war are in vain!" I sat on the bed and sighed, thinking of the cattle in my class, I couldn't help but leave tears of emotion.

"Hey, why are you crying?" Gao Zhidao walked over, patted the white liquid on his hand, and asked.

I looked at Zhidao's hands, and then at his haggard face due to fatigue, and I said: "Aren't I moved by your diligent exercise of your arms day and night! Your persistence! Your toughness! Your thick right arm are all factors that make me cry!"

Gao Zhidao seemed to be moved by what I said, and he said with tears in his eyes: "Bosom friend is like you!"

As he spoke, he wanted to shake my hand. I remembered what Zhidao had just done, and I couldn't bear to shake hands, so I could only pretend to be calm and shirk and say, "Friend! This is the essence that you have worked hard to get for a long time! How can I touch it!"

After listening to my words, Gao Zhidao was even more moved, only to see him stand up suddenly, and said loudly to me: "Now, I want to show you how I exercise my arms!"

In the courtesy of Gao Zhidao, in the protection of Gao Zhidao's privacy, and in the way of showing my selfless love to my roommates! I took out my mobile phone and recorded Gao Zhidao's behavior. In the future, I will pass this video of the arm workout to those in need!

"You're a great man, my friend. "My tears overflowed my eyes, so that I couldn't see the ups and downs of Gao Zhidao's arms, but I knew that as long as life stopped, Gao Zhidao would not be extinguished!

After a convulsion, Gao Zhidao leaned limply in his chair. He looked at me with an unprecedented calmness in his eyes and a dull coldness after a workout.

"I'll tell you! To practice the barbell, you have to apply hand sanitizer on your hands! Only in this way will the friction between your palm and the barbell be reduced, and you need to hold the barbell harder. Now you know why my arm is so strong!" Gao Zhidao wiped the hand sanitizer on his hands with toilet paper and said slowly.

I nodded, I didn't expect Gao Zhidao to have such experience in exercising his arms.

"By the way, the most important thing is to untie the belt of your pants, otherwise you will be too panicked. Gao Zhidao pursed his mouth, lifted his head upward, nodded slightly up and down, and said.

At this time, Li Genji came out of the toilet. He wiped his mouth with a piece of toilet paper, and I looked at him in some surprise. After thinking about it for a while, I pushed the rice bowl on the table and said to him sincerely, "Why don't you ...... You can eat my rice bowl first. ”

Li Gengen threw the yellowed toilet paper in his hand into the trash, and then said to me with a simple face: "It's okay, I've just eaten enough, I'm not hungry." ”

"Ao~ Okay, then you eat less and pay attention to your health. Those things are easy to vomit when eaten, which is not good for the body. I said to Li Genji in a serious tone.

Li Genji nodded first, and then retorted: "It's okay." It's not dirty, I like it...... I don't like to eat those red persimmons, so I like to eat the yellow persimmons from my hometown, and I wash them all. What do you think I'm doing in the toilet, I'm washing yellow persimmons!"

Gao Zhidao waved his hand and said, "Everyone be quiet......! Say let's get together on Chunfa Street tonight!"

"What are you getting, aren't we together in the dormitory every day?" Li Genji said.

Gao Zhidao waved his hand, pointed at Li Genji, and said little by little: "You!

As soon as I heard this, I immediately broke out in a cold sweat! Gao Zhidao said that Li Genji was about to finish, so did Li Genji still have a head to live? I was just about to stop Gao Zhidao, when I saw Gao Zhidao stand up, shake his head vigorously towards the door, and say loudly: "Let's go!"

"Damn! The people of this world are Nengha, I heard his cervical spine rattle, why is Gao Zhidao still like a person who has nothing to do?" I exclaimed in my heart, but my face did not change, and even became calmer. I can't let Gao Zhidao become complacent because of this.

The night hung gloomily in the sky, and the bright moonlight shone beside him. We ate skewers and drank beer, talking about the ideals of life and the confusion of youth.

I'm a very good drinker, but after coming into this world, I can't drink more.

Compared to the rest of the dorm room, I drank a lot of food. Especially Su Long in the dormitory, he can still drink! Chai Fourth Level watched Su Long drink cup after cup, he was a little unconvinced. I've seen that for a long time!

"Old Su! I'm ...... I'll come with you!" Chai Rank 4's tongue was drunk, he stood up, took a bottle of beer and said to Su Long staggeringly.

Su Long looked at the fourth level, this is challenging his majesty!"Come on! I'll give it to you...... Here you go, it's thorough!" Su Long opened a bottle of beer with his teeth and poured it directly into his mouth.

The people at the other tables were shocked, there are still such strong people in the world!

"Come on, Lao Su!"

"You're the best!

Gao Zhidao was completely crazy! He followed Su Long, pouring wine into his mouth bottle by bottle! I looked at Gao Zhidao very puzzled, people are fighting wine, what are you doing with it?

Gao Zhidao kept pouring himself beer, and after a while, he was shaking from drinking.

At this time, Chai Fourth looked at the crazy Gao Zhidao, he was also crazy! No one could stop him from performing next, no one could fight him down on drinking, and no one could ...... Look down on him!

"Look at it, look at me...... North, Little ...... Little whirlwind!" Chai Si said, and then shouted! He held the wine bottle in his right hand, and after biting the lid of the beer with his teeth, he suddenly drew a circle in the air, and when the wine became a whirlpool in the bottle, the critical moment was coming!

Chai Fourth Rank slammed the beer bottle to his mouth!"Poof!" "Cough, cough, cough, cough......" He coughed violently, beer squirted out of his mouth and nose, and sprayed directly on someone else's dinner table.

"I'm relying on your mother!" a young man with a thick dialect stood up and pointed at the fourth level of firewood and scolded.

When Gao Zhidao saw that the situation was not good, he quickly pretended to be on the phone and left the dinner table.

No matter what Liu Lanlan called Gao Zhidao, Gao Zhidao waved his hand and nodded. He just won't come!

At this time, Xu Yiyi was completely angry!

"You dare to scold the people in our dormitory? I'll just ask you what's wrong!"

"Don't!" I had barely spoken, and before I could stop it, the beer bottle shattered!

What is surprising is that Xu Yiyi was unscathed! Too strong! Is this still human?

Xu Yi's grim face revealed the ruthlessness of a social person, he raised his head, stared at the person at the table next to him, and said disdainfully: "You ......guys!

"Poof!" Xu Yiyi collapsed under the table before he could finish speaking.

Liu Lanlan and I covered our faces at the same time, I really didn't want to admit that I was in a dormitory with them.

"Hahaha! Still thinking of pretending to scare me?!" The young man with a strong accent looked at Xu Yiyi, who was lying under the table, with a contemptuous look.

At this time, Li Genji stood up. "Jiji! Come on, kill him!" I stood by Li Genji's side and kept encouraging him, and I believed that he could.

Li Genji's expression was even more disdainful, and there was a god-like majesty in his eyes. This is a tough guy! This is a real man!

At this moment, my sense of identification with Li Genji quickly rose.

At this moment, Li Genji moved! I saw him flickering and moving, jumping sideways from side to side, moving like a rabbit! Li Genji first turned over as a harrier, then as a black tiger plucked out his heart, and then with the bright wings of the white crane and Ling Bo Weibu!

Suddenly, "Boy, die!" The young man with a thick accent gritted his teeth, squinted, and fierce words popped out from between his teeth!

Look at Li Genji again! I saw him smile slightly, without fear!

"Take your life! Wow, yes, yes!" The young man with a thick accent actually rushed towards Li Jiji!

How could Li Genji be afraid of him? "Hmph!" The two cold snorts resounded through the sky like a thunderbolt!

It's too late, it's too fast! I just felt a flower in front of me, and then I heard a scream! When I looked more closely, I couldn't help but gasp!

"Foundation!" I shouted!

I saw that Li Genji used a Tai Chi push hand, and he was directly knocked to the ground by the opponent's punch! Li Genji, who was lying on the ground, foamed at the mouth and was unconscious.

Li Genji, defeated.

"Don't be afraid, I've got you covered. Liu Lanlan snuffed out the cigarette butt in her hand and said in a hoarse voice.

I looked at Liu Lanlan, and the hope in my heart rose again! I knew that Liu Lanlan would definitely be able to!

Come on, my blue blue!