When the meal started, Li Xiang welcomed Xiao Yuzi, who was a guest on behalf of Xiao Li's family and Xiao Li's daughter-in-law.

"Little grapefruit, you are welcome to my house. ”

Xiaoyuzi sat on the chair cutely, sitting upright, very polite, nodded with a smile, and said, "Welcome to your house, let's applaud together." ”

Huang Youyi couldn't help but laugh. Li Xiang smiled and said, "Okay, applaud, you're welcome." ”

Dou Dou and Shishi took the lead in applauding and welcoming the little grapefruit.

Huang Youyi also welcomed Xiaoyuzi with a smile.

Xiaoyuzi applauded everyone and said, "Yes, welcome me, thank you." ”

Li Xiang said: "The applause is very warm, we all welcome Xiaoyuzi because we like her very much......"

Before he finished speaking, Dou Dou replied: "I still like Xiaoyuzi's mother very much." ”

Xiaoyuzi's mother left a deep impression on her, and she probably won't forget it in her life, and she wanted to go to the dessert shop opened by someone after school several times, eating and drinking, and was warned to Xiaoyuan.

"Then let's eat, everyone is tired, and it's hard today. Youyi, the three children in front of me are all the first, and they are deeply hidden. ”

Huang Youyi politely said compliments, but Xiaoyuzi asked Li Xiang curiously, where to hide it.

"Eat, eat~~~" Li Xiang didn't want to answer this kind of question, he didn't know how to answer, he was too naïve.

The teacher was still considerate and told Xiaoyuzi to hide in her trouser pocket. As she spoke, she pulled her thumb monkey out of her trouser pocket.

This reminded Yuzu, and she took out a delicate small bottle from her trouser pocket, saying that she was a gift for everyone today.

Such a young child even brought a gift!

Everyone was surprised and thought that the little Yuzu family was really polite.

"What is it?" Dou Dou asked curiously.

Xiaoyuzi put a small bottle the size of the palm of her hand on the dining table, and said proudly, "It's mouse." ”

Everyone was taken aback, the taste of Xiaoyuzi was too strong, and they carried a bottle of mouse feces with them, what do they want to do?

"Eat~~"

Xiao Yuzi unscrewed the lid, poured a few grains into the palm of his hand, didn't grasp the strength, poured too much, stuffed back a few grains, pinched only one grain, opened his small mouth, and said to eat like this, before the master saved her, he stuffed it into his mouth and ate it.

"Oh~~~~Oh my God~~~"

Dou Dou grew his mouth in surprise, watching the little grapefruit eat a piece of mouse feces into his mouth, aiming at the beautiful little grapefruit, and then at the fragrant sheep and scorpion on the dining table, he suddenly lost his appetite and vomited.

The teacher went to pinch the face of the little grapefruit and told her to spit it out and not eat it.

"Little sister, can you wait for me to finish eating and then pinch it?" Xiao Yuzi thought that Shishi wanted to try the feel of her face, not to stop her from eating rat feces.

Li Xiang looked at the small bottle that Xiaoyuzi put on the table, there was packaging on the bottle, there were three big characters on it, as well as the expiration date, instructions for use, and so on.

He roughly understood that this was not real rat, but a snack.

"Is this delicious?" Li wanted to ask Yuzu.

Xiaoyuzi nodded hurriedly and said that it was delicious, and she liked it very much.

Li Xiang said to the surprised Master Dou Dou: "This is not really mouse feces, but a snack, you can eat it, it's quite delicious, and the little grapefruit likes to eat it very much." ”

"Yes~ It's not really rat, it's delicious. Xiao Yuzu introduced to everyone, saying that this snack was bought for her by her mother, and the nickname is rat poop, and it is also called the elixir.

"Salted duck eggs?" Dou Dou asked. She looked at the roast duck eggs on the table, it was still rat poop just now, why did she blink an eye to salted duck eggs?

"It's an elixir. ”

This is what the teacher said.

Li Xiang mixed and said: "In addition to being called the elixir, it is also called the Overlord Pill." ”

Xiao Yuzi's big eyes immediately stared at Li Xiang, and he asked happily: "Brother of the elephant, do you know that you are swollen?

Speaking of which, the rat poop and elixir you mentioned are nicknames, not the official names of the goods.

Written on the bottle is "Overlord Dan", which is the official name of this snack.

"I love to eat. Little grapefruit, I don't call the elephant's brother, I call my brother. Li Xiang said.

Little Yuzu said, "When you are old, I will call you brother." ”

Huang Youyi laughed and joked to Li Xiang: "Brother." ”

As soon as she called this, the other three children echoed with a smile and called Brother Li Xiang.

Li Xiang hurriedly stopped them and said, "Little Yuzu has said it, I won't call my brother until I'm old, and now I'm not old, so I'll ......."

Dou Dou interrupted: "You are 20 years old!! you are not old. ”

The teacher said, "Pigeon, you have a beard." ”

Xiaoyuzi said: "If a boy grows a beard, he can be someone else's father." ”

Li Xiang was speechless...... Seeing Huang Youyi staggering and laughing on the side, he teased her in front of the children: "Do you hear that? ”

Xiaoyuzi innocently asked Li Xiangxiang to be the father of the baby boy or the father of the baby girl.

"If you want to be a dad to a boy, then you have to work hard. ”

What kind of truth is this, Li Xiang asked shamelessly.

Xiao Yuzi said: "Dad gives birth to a baby boy, mother gives birth to a baby girl, you have to give birth to a baby boy yourself." ”

Li Xiang: "......"

There is nothing to say, let's eat a grain of mouse feces to suppress the shock.

He poured out two pills from the bottle, ate one for himself, and fed the other one to Huang Youyi's mouth.

Huang Youyi was embarrassed and wanted to come by herself, but Li Xiang stuffed it into her mouth.

"It tasted really good, sour, delicious and appetizing. ”

Xiao Yuzi found a fellow practitioner and grinned: "Is it delicious? ”

"Little grapefruit, don't call me brother, I'm not old. ”

"How old are you, brother?"

"I'm 19 years old. ”

"What are you?"

This kid even knows the zodiac.

"I belong to the dragon. ”

"Then how gentle are you swollen?"

Li Xiang was a little happy, offsetting the dissatisfaction of calling him brother just now.

"Why do you ask?"

"Aren't dinosaurs fierce?"

This innocent, cute and silly little friend turned out to confuse dragons and dinosaurs.

Without waiting for Li Xiang to answer, she asked curiously: "Why did your father give birth to you as a child, and your mother gave birth to a young sister as Master Dou Dou?"

Li Xiang: "...... I grew up, not from a young age. ”

Little Yuzu: "Brother, your father must have worked so hard when he gave birth to you, you have to be a filial old man, you can't have no conscience, your mother is also easy to duck." ”

Huang Youyi saw that Li wanted to be educated, held his stomach, lowered his head and snickered.

Dou Dou said to Xiaoyuzi seriously, my brother should not only be filial to his father, but also to his sister, and my sister has not grown up!

Xiaoyuzi: "First of all, you must be filial to your parents, it is very hard for parents to give birth to babies." ”

Dou Dou: "My sister is also very hard, I have to play with the elephant, but my mother doesn't need it." ”

Little Yuzu: "Mom wants to make money." ”

Dou Dou: "I also want to make money, I work part-time, and my mother collects my money......"

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