In a garage, the red carpet of the red flag was spread out for 100 meters, and at the end was a banner that read, "I wish the flying year to be on sale on March 1st!"

At the end of the long carpet, three people were slowly moving over on a self-propelled car, and the passing staff Bao Anjia, Bao Anyi, Bao Wei, Sun Wei, and Xiao Bian bent down and said hello loudly.

For a while, the voices of "Boss!", "Tea Big!", "Tea Brother!", "Tea Master!", "Bowl Master!" in the garage were endless.

This person is tall and mighty, with bright hair and extraordinary energy, and while waving his hand calmly, there is still a playful smile on the corner of his mouth, and the two people on the side, a cute sister and a royal sister follow closely.

Needless to say, this must be the big tea bowl known as the god of water in the online literature industry, and those two are his private secret bag and private assistant Zhu Ciniang.

"Thirty years and standing unconsciously, time flies like an arrow, piercing people heartache and said! Fei Nian doesn't know what the effect will be after the launch this time, and whether he can achieve a high-quality product in one fell swoop...... Alas...... I hope that after my flowers bloom, a hundred flowers will kill ......" The speed of the car slowed down, the big tea bowl stopped, and I looked around at a loss.

"Master Bowl," Bao Mumei looked worried, "The rewards have been cut off recently, and I don't feel that the situation is good!"

"Yay, you're big! Rewarding is passionate consumption! My recipients are all rational, dragging their families with seven or eight mouths to raise, how can they spend money here indiscriminately!"

Bao Mumei sighed: "Then why don't you shoot popcorn movies!"

"I'm a person with a sense of discipline, discipline and responsibility, and you haven't seen it after 30 years of following me?"

"Uh, I've only been with you for a year......"

"Well, the time is not up, and I can't blame you!"

"Cha Da, today I looked at the yellow calendar and said that March 1 is a good bed and a taboo bed, this is very contradictory, Cha Da, if it really doesn't work, do you want to go online in advance? Charge early? Don't you have a manuscript in ?......" Zhu Ciniang asked in a low voice.

"It's not the same thing to go online and make a bed, don't engage in feudal superstition that is too vulgar, as soon as March goes online, it is exquisite, that is, eat and drink a lot during the New Year and then I don't know the taste of meat in March, my book happens to be more vegetarian, and March 2 is the Lantern Festival, and it's okay to read books on vacation... Ahem, what's the situation with a group of naked people over there?"

The large tea bowl indicates that there is a condition thirty meters away.

Bao Mumei picked up the binoculars and scanned it for a while.

There was a group of people trotting shirtless in the wind with signs holding books titled "The Firmament Body", "Becoming a God by Magic", "Kong Fang World", and "Zhu Yanfu......

"According to my analysis, it should be the street that has not been recommended recently, and there is an advertisement here in Guoben, do you want to ......."

The big tea bowl sighed leisurely: "Then let them run, it's so cold today, don't run to catch a cold, pitiful, look at it, don't look for a man to write a book in the future!"

"We are also pitiful! I haven't paid my salary for three months, and I gave a pillow for the year-end bonus last year......" Bao Mumei continued.

The big tea bowl looked at the white clouds and dogs in the sky, and said lightly: "So, you don't know that there is a check in the pillow?"

"Huh?"

"So you don't know how much money is on the check? No wonder you haven't given a good face this New Year, hum!"

“......”

"Well, go back and take a good look, no brain, don't you understand my habits? You have to know how to find treasures buried everywhere! Blind my scheming ......"

He turned his head to look at those who were hitting the street, and sighed: "These people are also brainless, what's the use of just running, unite and dance the rabbit dance!

......

There was another person who caught up, it was Xiao Editor, who was in charge of public relations.

"Are the media all here? are they all drinking tea in it?" asked Dachawan in a spirited manner.

"I came to a few self-media in the nearby streets, and I walked halfway through, coughing ......" Xiao Bian lowered his head.

Dachawan's face was so blue that his liver hurt: "Didn't you say the whole network? This is called the whole network?

The sharp gaze pierced Xiao Bian: "You! You! are so disappointing!"

"Master Bowl, we... Tried my best,......"

The big tea bowl raised his head and took a deep breath ten times, one of which was a street action, and he moved forward at the speed of the self-propelled car, leaving the waste behind, and turning his head to look around as he walked: "What about the audience?

"That's right, it's early, it's just... It's a little little..."Zhu Ciniang replied softly, her eyes swept away, three or two big cats and small cats.

The excitement is all based on large amplifiers and wireless speakers.

"Tsk, then the lines I prepared are useless, my first sentence is to learn from Guo Degang, there are a lot of people! I will be embarrassed to say that again now!" Dachawan paused, staring at his assistant fiercely, until she bowed her head in shame, and after seeing the scenery, she continued to move forward, "Hmph, what's the matter, why aren't people in place?"

"Isn't this the same last time? We had such a hard time in Los Angeles, spent a lot of money, borrowed Donald's White House for filming, and lost a plane and a nuclear egg, such a big investment, and the result? Last time, we said that there were more than 14,000, and then 200 people entered the venue, and the others, it is said that we went to see pirated copies, or it is impossible to use the gift volume!"

"The environment is very bad!" the big tea bowl looked up to the sky and sighed, "The world is hot and cold! It seems that the demolition of the Biqu Pavilion must be hurried!"

"You don't have to worry, anyway, our expenses are not big, haven't we been good in the past few years?" Zhu Ciniang comforted very lovingly.

"Okay, you don't see it's almost March, and the northwest wind is about to break!" Dachawan stretched out his hand, looked at the weather, and muttered to himself, "It's so hot, it's hard to get another earthquake!"

"But the spring breeze is coming in March, we won't run out of food, and besides, I still want to lose weight, it's hard to buy old people to lose weight, don't you want to live for two more years......" Zhu Ciniang comforted him very motherly.

"Okay, even if you can speak, remember to be sincere when you go on stage to perform in a while!"

"How else can you be sincere?"

"How about a 360-degree bow?"

"Why don't you just say that I'll do a flip?" Zhu Ciniang rolled her eyes

"Well, how about you go on stage and flip two heels first?"

"It's not very convenient for me to wear, it's a skirt ......" Zhu Ciniang pulled down her little short skirt, "I can perform and roll my eyes!"

"Oh... Forget it! I'm a serious person!"

The big tea bowl turned to Bao Mumei: "What about you, can you turn it over? a hundred yuan?"

"One hundred and fifteen!" Bao Mumei held out two fingers.

"Okay, how many can you flip?"

"I study gymnastics, you can have as many as you want, I can turn over a day! I haven't been paid for months, look at how thin I am, otherwise I can turn a month!"

"It's even harder to turn over when you're fat, forget it...... Let's turn over two first, the end of the year, write braille on the safety pants, just the banner outside," the big tea bowl turned to Zhu Ciniang, "You can sing a song, just the one I gave you yesterday, I personally changed the version and mixed it myself." ”

"I know, I have a song on my phone, lip-synching, right?"

"That's right, don't show it to others! I'm a particular person!" Dachawan smiled proudly, and remembered something again, "By the way, let people tell those Guoben outside, don't run, no one will look at it! Be careful to cool yourself and have to buy medicine! Live a good life, don't write books, it's not worth it!"

Zhu Ciniang hurriedly picked up her mobile phone and sent a WeChat notification.

"Master Bowl, there are still five minutes left in the rental time of our venue!"

"Hurry up!"

Next, at the beginning of the main play, Bao Mumei took the stage and turned over two heel fights first, and countless mobile phones flashed in the audience: "One more, I didn't see it clearly, I didn't shoot it!"

The big tea bowl looked at it angrily, and two words came out of his mouth: "Three vulgarities!"

Bao Mumei smiled and waved his hand: "Don't worry, now everyone listens to the song first! This is a big bowl of tea dedicated to an enthusiastic reader!"

Zhu Ciniang came on the field, behind Bao Anjia held a dry ice fire extinguisher and fired fiercely into the ground, Sun Wei and a group of staff held a blank piece of paper with the title of the book written on it and shook it in the back,......

The music sounded, and a rough male voice came out, and Zhu Ciniang opened her mouth to sing with true feelings:

I used half a year's savings for you and saved up enough coins to see you

For this reunion, I even practiced the refresh of the APP repeatedly

Words have never been able to express one ten-thousandth of my heart

For your renewal, I thought about it at night, and I didn't want to sleep

Passion, it always builds up slowly, but I am very empty in my heart

For the sake of your promise, I endured not to join the group when I was in the most bookish time

Strange bookshelves! in a familiar corner

I also clicked on it every day and wanted to delete it

I don't know what kind of ending I will face

Looking at you in the sky blockade into V

I was so sad that I couldn't help myself

I hope you will update it until you run out of manuscripts

Don't never update!

......

The street self-media that started the live broadcast under the stage raised their arms and jumped to their feet and shouted: I don't want to listen to this broken song and fake singing, we want to watch the somersault!

In the far corner, someone looked at him angrily, and two words came out of his mouth: "Vulgar!"

The music suddenly stopped and ran out of power, Bao Mumei hurriedly looked at her phone, and suddenly remembered: "Oh no, our time is up!

"Don't continue, I've seen this broken press conference almost, one of you will send some red envelopes in a while, hurry up and let them read the book and give rewards!"

"Red envelopes... How much is the package?"

"How much is the bag? Do we have the money? Just give a red envelope! Isn't it the New Year to collect some and send ......it out?"

"Got it, is there another show? You can go to the street and shake hands......"

"Don't get it, there are a lot of people who hate me lately, don't be pinched by the bad guys, you can't write with your hands!"

Suddenly, there was a loud shout from afar: "It's time! Clearing the field quickly, someone behind you has ordered! Who used the fire extinguisher just now? Come here to pay!"

Bao Mumei's face changed, and she was about to speak, when she saw that the tea car that was still there just now was only a back left.