Chapter 328, which excavator technology is stronger?
Chapter 328, which excavator technology is stronger?
Lu Wan, a woman as gentle as she had the urge to strangle Fang Yan to death and bury him in the snow, ----- this son really born by herself?
If you don't understand Fang Yan's tricks until now, then Lu Wan has also grown up in a scholarly family for nothing. People who read a lot are naturally smarter than ordinary people, and the moment she saw her son appear at the door, she understood what kind of ghost his son was thinking.
This bastard kid was worried that he would be bombarded by the family after he came back, so he made a call in advance and said that he would not go home for the Spring Festival, and it was naturally very sad to receive such a call. When he couldn't hold back and stood up to speak for him and first had a civil war with Fang Yixing, who was most angry about his escape, he suddenly appeared at the door---- didn't this add fuel to the fire?
Lu Wan felt very sorry for her husband, it was pitiful enough to give birth to such a son for him, and she was sneered at by herself----
"You've been back a long time ago, aren't you?" Lu Wan asked as she looked at Fang Yan.
"It's not early. Fang Yan said. "I've just arrived home. ”
"I mean, you decided to go back to Yanjing for the Spring Festival a long time ago, and you came back early, but you didn't call me in advance---- but the call came, but you lied to me that you won't go home for the New Year, which made me feel uncomfortable for a while----"
"Mom, I'm also going to surprise you. Fang Yan said embarrassedly.
"Surprise? Hehe, it's a surprise. Lu Wan beckoned to Fang Yan: "Fang Yan, come and show your mother." ”
Fang Yan looked at Lu Wan with wide eyes and wary, and said, "Mom, you don't want to beat me, do you?"
Lu Wan glanced at her son and said with a smile: "What am I beating you for?" You are my son, I want to see if you have lost weight, whether you eat well and sleep outside----
"Actually, it's fine. Fang Yan moved step by step in the direction where Lu Wan was. "But I have to stay in shape, and I don't dare to eat too much. It's that Fang Yingying has gained some weight. ”
"Yes, yes. I'm fat, I'm fat-----" Fang Yingying echoed again and again, wanting to attract his mother's eyes to himself.
What saddened him was that what he did was useless, and no one looked at him at all.
Fang Haohan patted him on the shoulder and said empathetically: "No one looks at me either." ”
It's good that Fang Haohan didn't speak, but when he heard this comforting word, Fang Yingying's tears were about to flow out.
It's so sad!
Fang Yan moved in front of Lu Wan with great effort and said, "Mom, what do you want to see?"
Lu Wan suddenly made a move, grabbed Fang Yan's ear, and pulled his body in front of her.
Fang Yan screamed in pain again and again, and said, "It hurts, it hurts, Mom, it's light, it's going to break the phase----"
"What do I want to see? What do you say I want to watch?" Lu Wan scolded angrily. "I just want to see if your skin is thicker again---- do you have such a toss of your parents? Why did I give birth to a son like you? You called home to deceive people when you arrived at the door, and caused me to quarrel with your father, you see I don't tear your ears off-----
"Mom--- Mom, I was wrong, I didn't want to do this, but Fang Yingying said that he should call home to inform him, Fang Haohan also said that this will bring people a sense of surprise---- first disappointing, and then I suddenly appeared in front of you----- they all said that you would be very happy in this way, and they all blamed me for listening to their slander----" Fang Yan sold Fang Yingying Fang Haohan without hesitation.
What is the nephew used for? Isn't it just used to carry bags and block arrows and sell them?
Sure enough, Lu Wan's eyes swept towards Fang Hero Fang Haohan, and said murderously: "Fang Hero Fang Haohan-----"
Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan looked at each other, and they both had a firm determination to pull Fang Yan off the horse.
Fang Yingying ran to Lu Wan with the big leather compartment, put down the box, knelt down with a plop, knocked his head three times, hugged Lu Wan's leg and cried: "Mother, I miss you so much, your old man's body is okay? I can't be filial by your side when I go to find Uncle Xiao, you must take care of yourself---- remember to eat when you are hungry, and remember to add ----clothes when you are cold."
Seeing that Lu Wan's face was getting darker and darker, Fang Yingying realized that he had overdone his performance, and quickly pushed down the big box in front of him and opened it, and said with a courteous face: "Mother, look at it, these are all gifts that your daughter-in-law chose for you, there must be something you like-----"
"Daughter-in-law?" Lu Wan was stunned. Fang Yan got married outside, and his daughter-in-law sent gifts?
Sure enough, the effect of this trick was good, and Lu Wan's focus was immediately shifted.
The muscles on Fang Yan's face twitched, and he felt the urge to casually cut Fang Yingxing with a thousand eight hundred knives and throw them out to feed the dogs.
You bastard bastard, why don't you open a pot and mention a pot? You still don't let people live a peaceful life? Do you have righteousness if you don't talk about morality?
Fang Haohan saw that Fang Hero had used up all his tricks, and he was not to be outdone, and he knelt down in front of Lu Wan with a plop. After knocking his head three times, he shouted loudly: "Mother is above, the hero has kowtowed to you---- Fang Haohan was ordered by the master to go to find the little uncle, and finally found the little uncle in Huacheng." Originally, we wanted to return to Yanjing immediately with Uncle Xiao, but Uncle Xiao was already working in Huacheng and was determined to pass on what he had learned to his students. This ambition is not small, and the hero and I dare not disturb, so we can only accompany the left and right. ”
"Cooking on the fire is my daily routine, and I take turns doing the laundry and mopping the floor. Uncle Xiao ate before we ate, Uncle Xiao slept before we slept with us, absolutely did not let Uncle Xiao go hungry for a day of cold---- we were carefully loved by the Fang family and our mother, all grievances are not grievances, all hardships do not feel hard. We just want to be able to give my mother an explanation when we come back, and we will be satisfied. ”
Lu Wan's tears were about to come out, and she stroked Fang Haohan's head and said: "Good man, I have worked hard for you---- I know that you are a good boy, you and the hero are both good boys, it is your master who is too selfish, Fang Yan is a bastard, we shouldn't go to him-----"
Now Fang Yan was not only trembling his cheeks, his whole body was shaking.
It's so hateful!
It's so hateful!
Hunting geese all day long, today I was pecked blind by two little geese. Isn't it true that they listen to their words the other way around?
Fang Yan wanted to kick Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan's buttocks, and scolded: "You two bastards, you touch your conscience and say---- you tell my mother, who is taking care of whom in Huacheng? Who is you eating? Who is living there? How did you survive in Huacheng penniless? You explain it to my mother clearly-----
It's a pity that he forgot that his ears were still being held in Lu Wan's hands.
As soon as she saw that Fang Yan wanted to be rude, Lu Wan was even more angry, and with a hard tug, Fang Yan's kick fell short.
Lu Wan slapped Fang Yan's head and shouted: "You son of a loser, when did you do housework when you were at home? If it weren't for Fang Ying, Fang Haohan, how could you survive in Huacheng? You don't know that Entu Bao still used his hands and feet against his benefactor---- Fang Yan, you are too disappointing. ”
Fang Yan cried!
He wants to run away from home!
The home was so dark that he couldn't feel the slightest warmth----
The city is getting darker at night, when love passes
There can be a few happy ones
No one is loving me, no one is waiting for me anymore
I don't think I'll be lonely
The people of this city are too cold, too fragile as a result
I'm the only one left alone
I walked too much alone, and the tears kept rolling
Please save your love for me
My heart is so cold, waiting for you to hurt
--------
Syllable!
Fang Yan received another slap on the head.
"Also, what's the matter with my daughter-in-law there? How tall are the girls, what kind of profession is not beautiful, is your personality good---- you don't even know your family, and you get married? Are you going to marry your son? This time you come back to have a showdown with me, right? If I don't agree, you're going to elope with someone---- you explain it to me quickly. ”
“------”
Fang Yan was completely stupid.
Mom, have you watched too many bloody dramas at eight o'clock? What is the marriage of the son? What is the showdown at home? Why do you want to elope with someone?
What the hell are you talking about? I don't understand it at all, okay?
At this moment, even the initiators Fang Yingying and Fang Haohan became idiots, and they couldn't speak for a long time with their mouths open.
They only mentioned 'daughter-in-law', and the rest is not what they said---- Uncle Xiao, you have to be aware of everything before you kill people, hey, hey."
"Mom, can you let go first?" Fang Yan said with red eyes. "You let go first, and I'll explain it to you. ”
"Let it go and listen to your explanation? You can call and deceive people when you stand at the door of your house, can I still believe what you say if I let it go?" Lu Wan sneered. "Say it quickly. Otherwise, I'll be too hard. Although your mother has never learned kung fu, she still has the strength to tear off one ear-----"
"Mom, this is a misunderstanding. That's Fang Yingying's nonsense, how can you have a daughter-in-law---- Ouch, it's painful---"
"What do you mean? How can you have a daughter-in-law? I have a son, why don't you have a daughter-in-law? Can't you even find a daughter-in-law?" Lu Wan was so angry that her teeth itched. "No wonder your father said that you escaped from the battle without fighting, greedy for life and afraid of death, faceless and skinless----- you can't even find a girlfriend, are you still worthy of being a man of our Fang family?"
Fang Yan was completely desperate.
He raised his face forty-five degrees to look at the dark sky outside, the snow and ice were flying, and the cold wind was wailing, just as he was in a damp mood at this time.
"Mom, I've explained so much, I just want to ask a question----" Fang Yan asked in a sad voice. "Which excavator technology is stronger?"
“------”
(PS: "The Ultimate Teacher" is a million words, Lao Liu has a question to ask---- excavator technology---- who loves Lao Liu the craziest? Well, at the end of the month, those who have a monthly pass will throw thirty or fifty or three or five hundred tickets to Lao Liu.) In addition, recommend the official yy of our guards: 60225.