"You and I can play a Peking opera. ”

Yi Yang almost didn't scare him out when he heard this, joking that the old man didn't tie him up to the stage when he was alive, and now let him go on stage, it's like choosing 10,000 people out of a million people, then 10,000 people choosing 1,000 people, 1,000 people choosing 100, and finally asking this person to help you buy a lottery ticket, and then winning the first prize, this probability is higher than letting him sing Peking Opera.

"Hehe, little boy, you're really not very tall, but the idea is to break through the sky, give you two ways, the first one is to give up your idea. ”

"Uncle Shi, I'll choose the second one. ”

"Okay, break up, goodbye. ”

Then, Yi Yang's escape plan failed again, he really wanted to ask himself, what happened to offend them, he had to pull him into the water, obviously he was holding a boss script, why did he become more and more of an upgrade monster that everyone could fight.

"What are you doing? Not at all. ”

In the past, Yi Yang wanted to sleep as soon as he heard Lao Guo's voice, but today he found that this voice was like heaven!

"Senior brother, you have to save me, they forced me to perform, you have to call the shots for me. ”

I don't know why, Xiao Yue looked at his uncle...... It seems to be a little familiar, why is the action language so beautiful, it is worthy of me on the stage, cough, that uncle.

"Okay, let your uncle out, your uncle has been so tired lately, you are embarrassed to trouble him. ”

As soon as Lao Guo spoke, several people didn't dare to talk back, and they became good babies one by one, Yi Yang thought that this was really a thing to a thing.

"Senior brother, ......"

As soon as the junior brother came out, Yi Yang felt that his aura went directly to the heavenly spirit, and then flew straight down, there is an advertising slogan that says, the heart is flying, the heart is cold, there is always an ominous premonition.

"Senior brother, what have you been busy with lately?"

"Senior brother, senior brother is most afraid of sudden concern. ”

"Oh, junior brother, I haven't been busy with anything lately. ”

"Senior brother, I didn't say it. ”

"Oh, junior brother, I've been so idle lately. ”

"Senior brother, when did I say that I am idle, I still have to ......"

"Oh, since it's uncomfortable to stay, let you and me for New Year's Eve, there are enough people, who makes you uncomfortable, okay, senior brother can't make you uncomfortable, I'll go up to see the child, you continue to chat, a few of you, don't force your uncle, really." ”

Yi Yang was stunned as Lao Guo went upstairs with his hands behind his back, he was carefully recalling what he had just experienced, why he felt that he had been tricked.

"Well, how many of you can help me analyze it, is it possible that I have been cheated?"

Several people looked at each other and shook their heads.

"Uncle Shi, is it still possible to remove it? ”

"Oh, I've been pitted......"

Yi Yang, who was resentful, didn't eat any rice, and was not in the mood to chat with a few people, so he drove away directly, he felt that Lao Guo's house was full of pits now, big pits and small pits, fire in the pit on the left, water in the pit on the right, and then there was a serial pit that could not be refused.

"Are you stupid, you jumped into the pit by yourself, and blamed Lao Guo. ”

originally wanted his girlfriend to comfort himself, but what he got was Zhou Ziyi's crazy laughter and complaining.

"Your laughter makes me feel the deep malice of this world, and I want to flee the earth. ”。

"Oh. ”

Yi Yang: ......