After playing the song "Adrina by the Water", Lu Yao is already at the end of the crossbow.

Trying to stand up, he was dizzy and nearly collapsed.

Xu Xian hurriedly supported him.

"Excuse me, Mr. Strauss, he's ill, you see?" she looked at Strauss in embarrassment.

"Ah, he looks very sick, take him to the hospital!" said Strauss.

Xu Xian was not hypocritical, supported Lu Yao, and left the concert directly.

Halfway through, he fell asleep in the car.

When he woke up, he found himself in a hospital bed.

There were two people sitting next to him.

Xu Pan and Xu Xian.

Xue Jingshu was not there, probably busy.

"How are you feeling now, Lu Yao?" asked Xu Xian with concern. "You've slept all day and night!"

"Uh," Lu Yao tugged at the quilt, "I feel a little cold." ”

"That's right, that's because you sweat and get rid of your fever. Xu Xian said.

"Probably. Lu Yao moved his body and wanted to sit up, but he felt a sense of weakness and had to give up: "The body is a little weak." ”

"I don't think you're weak in body, but weak in heart, right?"

Xu Pan, who had not spoken, said coldly.

Lu Yao was stunned.

"Weak heart?"

Xu Xian was obviously very dissatisfied with her brother's statement: "Brother, what are you talking nonsense?"

Xu Pan ignored her, but continued to Lu Yao with the smell of gunpowder: "It's okay if your body is cold, get up, run with me for two steps!

“……”

Xu Xian stood up with a cold face: "Xu Pan, don't go too far! How many times have I explained to you: we just pretended to be a couple to go to the Strauss piano recital!"

"Hehe, you need to pretend to be a couple to listen to the concert? "He also made a song "Adrina by the Water's Edge" for you, don't tell me he made it improvised!

The surname is Lu, I originally thought that you didn't talk about the 'draft sister' because you value our brotherhood, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, you put it into action!

Say, when did you seduce my sister?!"

Xu Xian was so angry that her face turned red.

"Vulgar and disgusting!" she angrily rebuked Xu Pan: "You quickly disappear from front of me now!

She clenched her fists in front of her chest like an angry praying mantis.

In the face of this sister, Xu Pan's momentum still can't resist.

Fourth-level Pan Sen was not the opponent of a sixth-level praying mantis after all.

He cursed and left.

Only then did Lu Yao understand: it turned out that Xu Pan thought he was soaking his sister.

But he was a little confused.

"How did he know? Did you tell him?" he asked.

Xu Xian shook her head.

"At the Strauss recital, someone secretly recorded a video on his mobile phone and posted it on the Internet, so he saw it. ”

"It's not going to be on the hot search again, is it?"

Lu Yao immediately took out his mobile phone.

As expected.

"Lu Yao's new work "Adelina by the Water" - it is highly recommended that boys who can play the piano play it to their girlfriends!

"'Adelina at the Water's Edge' – you ask me how deep I love you, how deep the water is, how deep my love is!"

"Talented and beautiful, I'm sour! Look at how other piano masters sprinkle dog food - "Adelina by the Water"!"

"Lu Yao's works are skewered together:

If you want to get back together with your ex-girlfriend, Lu Yao suggests that you sing a song "Forget Love Water" for her;

If you want to go one step further with your current girlfriend, Lu Yao suggests that you play the song "Adrina by the Water" for her;

If you are still single in the womb, Lu Yao: "What kind of man are you"!

……

Seeing these various titles, Lu Yao couldn't cry or laugh.

"Ding Dong!"

An information prompt sounds.

Xue Jingshu sent him a live broadcast link.

"Brother, your affectionate personality seems to be collapsing (bad laugh), one of your ex-girlfriends is starting a live broadcast to spread your black history. ”

He opened curiously.

Title: Ellie's live room.

At the beginning of the video, a girl with a beautiful face and a plump body leaves the country.

“…… I just want to teach girls how to see through the routines of those so-called flirting girls, and suffer less losses!" the girl gushed.

"This girl is 'my' ex-girlfriend, why don't I have any impression at all?" Lu Yao was a little dumbfounded.

He dialed Xue Jingshu's phone: "Jingshu, is she really my ex-girlfriend? Why do I feel like I don't know her? Also, how long has she been on the air, and what has she said?"

"Her name is Lin Aili, she has had plastic surgery, it's normal that you can't recognize it now. ”

"Lin Aili?ah, I remember—she used to be pretty sassy. ”

Xue Jingshu said: "She has always been a small anchor who was not very popular before, I don't know what is going on today, maybe she wants to rub your popularity into flames?"

Anyway, after she saw the video of you and Sister Xian at the Strauss recital, she suddenly began to break the news and shook out that she had been in love with you.

said that she, as an ex-girlfriend, should not have come out to talk nonsense about it.

However, when she saw a lot of up masters quickly making videos and praising how affectionate you are, she couldn't help it.

Then I started to complain about your previous flirting routines, which seems to be quite a lot.

Specifically, you can watch her live broadcast yourself, and she won't be able to finish it for a while. ”

Lu Yao hung up the phone depressedly and continued to open the live broadcast room.

“…… I would like to remind those innocent girls not to be fooled by the routines of certain men!

My ex-boyfriend often said: 'Since ancient times, affection cannot be retained, only routines can win people's hearts'.

The longest road I walked back then was his routine!"

The barrage floated over a piece of "666".

Lin Aili read out a barrage: "Beauty, I just came, how did he trick you back then?"

"This, there are many routines!

At the beginning, I made an appointment to eat, and the place of eating was very particular, and there must be a piano.

Then it's a logical way to play the piano and put on a show.

Generally speaking, in that case, if a guy plays a beautiful tune for you, the people around you will envy you, so the girl's vanity will be satisfied to a certain extent.

Of course, I'm not such a vain girl, so his tune didn't immediately take me down. ”

"And then?"

Lin Aili: "But he has a lot of routines!"

First he showed me his hands playing the piano, and then he wanted to compare them with mine.

Then I complimented me on my slender fingers, which are good for playing the piano, but I don't know how flexible and powerful I am.

Then, on the pretext of testing flexibility and strength, he asked me to spread my fingers apart while holding his fingers between my fingers and making me squeeze hard – just like this!"

She first stretched out her left hand with her fingers apart, then stretched out her right hand and inserted it between her left fingers.

Then, the two hands were clenched: "Then, he won't let go! Say what, 'If you break free and see, if you can break free, it means that your fingers are strong enough and suitable for learning the piano' -- how can the old lady have so much strength to break free? He dragged her hand all the way!"

"Damn, wonderful!"

“666”

"I've learned, I've learned!"

The barrage was amazed.

However, there are doubts about this.

"No, anchor. I usually watch your live broadcast, and your meat jokes come as soon as you open your mouth!

Was he really playing tricks on you at the time?

How do I feel that you are trying to get away with him?"

Lin Aili was unhappy: "Go, the old lady was still very innocent at that time, okay?"

"Innocent? Look at the clothes you're wearing on the live stream right now. A barrage said: "You're so sassy!"

Lin Aili rolled his eyes and argued: "Don't believe it when you say it—almost all of my meat jokes were learned from Tong Yao and Lu Yao!"

This is also one of his routines!

Slowly break through your defenses with meat jokes and let you fall completely in the end.

At first, of course, I couldn't stand it anymore and scolded him for being shameless.

But he's too thick-skinned!

In the end, there is no way, those who are close to Zhu are red, those who are close to ink are black, and those who are close to dirt are dirty, and I have become what I am now.

Later, when he told me a joke, my reaction changed.

I used to blush, but then, I just smiled and told him something more yellow!"

The barrage exploded instantly: "Now for one!"

"Here's one!"

Lin Aili is also respectful and obedient: "Then I'll tell a joke I heard from him."

It is said that a female reporter went to the mountains to do an interview, and met an old man on the side of the road, so she decided to interview him.

The female reporter asked: 'Uncle, there must have been a lot of happy or unhappy things in your past few decades. Do you feel blessed to have something that makes you feel happy?'

The uncle lit a cigarette, thought for a while, and said, 'One day, a family in our village lost their donkeys, and a dozen of us went to the mountains to look for them, and finally found them in the cave. It happened to be raining so much that we couldn't walk, so we had to spend the night in a cave. But in the middle of the night, I couldn't bear the loneliness, so I gave the donkey something. Hehe, that made me happy!'

The female reporter felt embarrassed and quickly asked: 'Hehe, uncle, there must be something happier than this, right?' What do you think is the happiest thing in your life?'

The uncle thought for a while and said, 'One day, my daughter-in-law of the old Wang family next door was lost, and a dozen of us went to the mountains to look for it, and finally found it in the cave. Coincidentally, it happened to rain again that day, and we couldn't walk, so we had to spend the night in a cave. In the middle of the night, I was lonely and unbearable, so I gave the old Wang's daughter-in-law something. That's ...... in my life'

The more the female reporter listened, the more uncomfortable she became, so she interrupted him and asked, 'Uncle, what is the most unfortunate thing in your life?'

Hearing this question, the uncle's eyes were stunned, and the burning cigarette slipped from the tips of his fingers and fell to the ground.

After a while, he said bitterly, 'One day, I got lost too......"

A very long paragraph came out of her mouth, with a flat tone and no waves, but it made fans stunned.

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded again.

"You're so sassy!"

“666！”

"Filthy, filthy!"

"Ellie is really - quiet is like a virgin, and moving is a meat joke!"

"I thought that only a sullen person like me would tell a meat joke...... I didn't expect that a girl like you, who seems to be quiet and quiet, would actually say meat jokes. ”

Lin Aili looked at the barrage and smiled: "Look at what this fan said, it seems that I am a person who does not eat fireworks in the world." In fact, in my opinion: those things between men and women are neither big nor small, but they are elegant and vulgar, and they don't have to be afraid of them like a flood of beasts.

The affairs of men and women, subtle and subtle, elegant and vulgar, are a fun story.

But if the scale is too large, disgusting, and unsightly, it is a bad accident. ”

When he said this, even Lu Yao, who was a party to the matter, couldn't help but agree.

That's true.

The ancients Zhang Xian married an eighteen-year-old concubine when he was eighty years old, and his friend Su Shi wrote a poem and ridiculed: "The mandarin duck is made into a double night, and a pear flower presses the begonia." ”

The word "pressure" is full of countless unspoken words.

Do you say dirty? It's a little dirty.

It's just a small dirt on the pleasure.

Before the crossing, he had tried to write a book on the website, and he didn't like to be involved in crime and politics, and if he wanted to say something wrong, he occasionally drove a car.

But now he knows the power of 404, small pollution is pleasant, big pollution hurts the body, strong pollution is gone, and he has his own 404 warning.

As a result, writing books became more and more cautious and stable.

From time to time, there will be a corner overtaking and lateral drifting, which makes the reader realize that this is originally an old driver with superb driving skills.

As long as the driving skills are good, the steering wheel can't be dropped.

Lin Aili continued: "There is a good saying: if you are not afraid that hooligans will fight, you are afraid that hooligans are educated!"

Lu Yao is this kind of cultured hooligan.

His routine is really unguardable!"

Lu Yao couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it.

There are also many people on the barrage who are aggrieved for him.

Lu Yao is still very talented, whether he plays the piano, sings, or makes movies, he deserves the name of a talent. ”

"Yes, I watched the video he shot recently, "These Are High-Risk Occupations!", and the three views are quite correct. Call him a hooligan, that's too much!"

Lin Aili hurriedly changed his words: "I mean, uh, he is an ordinary second-class young man with a lot of routines!"

Barrage: "Anchor, what is an 'ordinary second-class youth'?"

Lin Aili smiled: "This sentence comes from a paragraph he told me.

That's how he tricked me into bed.

That night, we pressed the road on the side of the street.

The wind was a bit strong and I said it felt a little cold.

Then he told me a paragraph:

Say: When a couple takes a walk and the woman feels a little cold, there are probably three different reactions depending on the man's attributes.

- Take off your coat and put it on the girl, hugging yourself and trembling, this is an ordinary youth;

- Unbutton the coat, hold the girl in your arms, warm her with your own body temperature and coat, and eat some tofu at the same time, this is a literary youth;

- And the reaction of the young man was to run wildly, and at the same time turn his head and shout at the girl: 'Run, it will be warm to exercise like me!'

I asked him, 'What kind of youth are you?'

The corners of his mouth turned up slightly: 'No matter what kind of youth I am, will you obey me?'

I thought about it, he shouldn't be so stubborn and run away with me.

As for the practice of literary and artistic youth, anyway, the relationship was determined at that time, and it was nothing to let him eat some tofu.

So I nodded.

He said, 'First I'll take off my coat......

I didn't believe his nonsense, so I said, 'Ordinary youth, you!'

Of course not, don't worry, it's not over yet. He laughed, 'Then I'll take her in my arms......

I said, 'Literary youth, it's not like ......'

Eventually, I'll do a sport with her – piston. He smirked, 'Then both of them will be warm.' ’

He looked at me with an unchanged face: 'To sum up, I am an ordinary second-class literary and artistic youth!'"

There was a groove on the barrage.

That day, a comment about Lu Yao quickly spread.

"Since ancient times, affection cannot be retained, only routines can win people's hearts.

Don't surprise the world with your talent, but ask for a coquettish world!"