I crossed over! I actually crossed! And I traveled to a very strange world!

Now, let me introduce how strange this world is.

When I first crossed into this world, my heart was excited, excited, and happy! I thought that I would be like the hero in the novel, crossing into some magical world, sitting on beautiful women, gold and silver treasures. But who would have thought that the world I crossed into was the same as the earth, but this world respected the way of "licking dogs".

I've wondered countless times that I'm in a parallel universe!

Yes, it must be a parallel universe! Because my parents on Earth, in this world, are still my parents, and my friends on Earth are still my friends.

I'm still me, an inconspicuous fellow.

Every day, I would crouch downstairs in melancholy, looking at the distant starry sky. In this world, I just graduated from high school.

In my memory, my academic performance in this world is particularly good, so my score in the college entrance examination is also very high. I guess I can go to a good university.

In this world's learning system, Yushu English has lost its original dominance. These three courses are only the courses of the second level, and the courses in the first level are "Licking the Dog"!

"Dog Licking" is the most important subject, and it is a course that everyone must learn from childhood to adulthood! Whether it is primary school, middle school or university, "Dog Licking" is a compulsory course. If you don't study this subject well, you will not only face the risk of dropping out, but you will also be despised by everyone.

Since I crossed into this world, it can be said that I have seen all the licking dogs! Those licking dogs are not only well versed in the way of licking dogs, but also continue to spread the way of licking dogs, and they also call it beautifully: educating the world. I'm so "phew"!

Although this world makes me very depressed, what makes me very happy is that I actually have a girlfriend in this world! Yes, I have always been single with strength, and I actually have a girlfriend!

Time is in a hurry, and in a blink of an eye, it is time to fill in the volunteers. My first choice was Nanming University, which ranks among the top in the country, and my little girlfriend could only apply for a junior college because of her unsatisfactory results in the college entrance examination. I couldn't help but feel a sense of regret that I was going to be away from my little girlfriend. How good it would be if Cuihua could follow me all the time, only by following me can I get rid of low-level interests, so that I can not be affected by the way of licking dogs in this world.

While I was excited to get into a higher education institution, bad news came. When I heard the bad news, I immediately broke up with my Cuihua.

"Erba, let me tell you something, don't be angry. Cuihuajiao's voice came from the phone.

I smiled and wondered what to do, this is also my girlfriend. So, I said seriously, "It's okay, it's okay." You can just say it, how can I be angry with you! By the way, call me my name in the future, and we will be college students in the future. ”

"I knew my husband was the best••••••! Cuihua asked me tentatively.

"Oh, just say it, you're going to kill me in a hurry?" I was in a hurry, and hurriedly urged.

Cuihua on the other end of the phone paused for a moment, and said a little embarrassedly: "Erdan, I changed your will." ”

"Hey, what should I think! Why don't you change my ••••••" I didn't react at first, but when I did, my anger suddenly rose.

"Wang Cuihua, what's wrong with you! Why did you change my will? Also, how do you know my account number and password?"

"I didn't change your volunteer thinking that you could be with me all the time, didn't I do it all so that I could be with you all the time! As for the password•••••• hehe, when filling in the volunteer, we used a computer!"

Hearing Wang Cuihua's words, I was stunned. I began to doubt life, I felt like the whole world was playing with me, I didn't have to have all kinds of opportunities to travel into this world, and then go to the top of life.

I grabbed my hair in frustration, and just as I was in despair, an idea popped into me.

Thinking of this, I immediately turned on my computer, logged in to the Admissions Examination Institute, and checked my volunteer application.

"Damn!Wang Cuihua!You bastard, I'm going to break up with you!" Seeing the volunteer filling in the situation, I picked up my mobile phone and yelled at Wang Cuihua, and after I broke up, I deleted Wang Cuihua's contact information.

I was so angry! Wang Cuihua actually changed my first choice to a three-book college, and it is also a private three-book college with excavator electrical welding as the main major! God knows why a three-book college wants to teach excavators? My God, the low point of life is coming!

I was a little confused, and I lay on the bed staring blankly at the ceiling. I don't know how long it took, I felt a little hungry, and I was about to go find something to eat, when I checked my volunteer application again.

I want to see which major Wang Cuihua has given me.

This time, I logged in on my phone.

"Damn, it's actually a sow's postpartum care! Wang Cuihua! But don't let me meet you again, otherwise I won't let you eat and walk around!"

Ahh

And just like that, my painful summer vacation passed. Next, I'm going to face even more painful days. Before I went to school, I had already thought about it. When I get to school, I will mention the matter of changing majors, even if I go to learn excavators, I don't want to serve the old sow!

The school that Wang Cuihua changed for me is quite close to my hometown. Other people go to college by train and plane, but I go to college and make a bus, and it takes me three or four hours to get there.

This three schools, although very dish, but the environment is okay. The sea is right outside the door, the school is also on the mountain, and it is said that there is a spring left every January. By the way, the name of our school is also related to the spring water, called Northern Spring Water University, listening to this rustic name, it really makes me speechless.

Alas, this is where my new life begins.

With a score of more than 650 points, I came to this three colleges. On the day I arrived, the entire School of Nursing was greeted by a crowd of students, and I was moved to tears, and I almost lost my breath in anger.

"I told you that you must say hello when you see the teacher in the future, whether you teach it or not. You'll all have to listen to me, or you'll fuck me off!" a girly voice was standing on the podium and shouting. He is our counselor - Jiang Guixiong.

This is a counselor with a strange name and a lot of things, which is said to have been taken from Li Qingzhao's poem "Born as a hero, and died as a ghost". I wondered, why don't you call it a hero? A person is much better than a ghost.

There are a total of 10 classes in my sow postpartum care major, and there are about 30 people in one class. I was assigned to Class 4, which was a glorious class with a glorious tradition. I heard that the seniors of the last few sessions once said: "The pig is in the people, the pig is dead!", so our mother-in-law counselor Jiang Guixiong paid special attention to our class.

Not only does our class have a glorious tradition, but even Jiang Guixiong also calls himself the "Pig King of the School of Nursing!"

Jiang Guixiong just started to learn radio and television directing, and later studied Chinese language and literature, and finally fell in love with a pink and tender sow on a stormy night, thus awakening his talent for pig raising.

Jiang Guixiong once said in front of his classmates in the whole major: "When I see a sow, it's like a literati who sees a book." I'm hungry for sows!"

The first time I heard such remarks, I was also very shocked, I didn't expect that there are men in the world who have such complicated feelings for sows. Comrade Jiang Guixiong is really a comrade who has detached himself from low-level interests, like me, who is only interested in the normal opposite sex.

Jiang Guixiong stood on the podium to point out the country and promote the words, quite a kind of bookish atmosphere. It's a pity that Jiang Guixiong is too motherly, and his words and actions are annoying.

Just when I was thinking nonsense, Jiang Guixiong said solemnly: "Students, you have been learning "Licking Dogs" since you were a child, and now I want to tell you something. This is a matter of your future life. ”

When I heard Jiang Guixiong's words, I was very puzzled.

I only heard Jiang Guixiong say again: "You are already college students, and I have something to tell you." In our world, do you know what HR values most when interviewing after college students graduate?"

At this time, one of my roommates, Chai Four, stood up and said, "I, I, I know." HR, the most important, the most important, education!" "Chai Si finally stammered.

Jiang Guixiong nodded with satisfaction, and said encouragingly: "Classmate, your Mandarin is very good, and you will definitely be able to get the first grade in the Mandarin exam in the future." ”

Chai Sijie also responded very happily: "That, that's! Whoever listens to me, speaks, and says me, me, I speak Mandarin, okay!"

"Okay, now I'm going to tell you that HR does look at academic qualifications, but it pays more attention to the licking dog grades in your final graduation grades. When the time comes, I will send you a watch. This watch can detect your daily dog licking value, and finally after you graduate, the dog licking score will be counted on your final comprehensive score. Therefore, you should try to bring a watch in the future, which is drop-proof, waterproof and fireproof. Jiang Guixiong held a watch in his hand and said carefully.

"Damn, this world is too much to lick dogs, right? Do I still want to lick dogs every day? No, I don't want to be a licking dog, I will do it myself when I finish my job. Hum. After listening to Jiang Guixiong's words, I thought disdainfully.

But at this time, Jiang Guixiong said: "Don't be too troublesome, if your dog licking value can't break 10,000 when you graduate, it will affect your graduation." ”

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"Alright, alright. That's it for today's class meeting, the five squad leaders come over for a while, and the others disband. By the way, gather at eight o'clock tomorrow morning and take you to the Houshan Pig Farm. Jiang Guixiong waved his hand, turned around and walked out the door.

I went back to the dormitory with my roommates. It was the first day of school and the first day I lived in a university dormitory.