At night, Li Xiang, who knew nothing, finally went home.

Today is a bit abnormal, only the dog comes to greet him at home, and the little sister who usually jumps out at the first time is nowhere to be seen, which makes Li Xiang a little unaccustomed.

He looked around, but he didn't see the little sister, and he didn't hear the voice.

In the past, even if you couldn't see anyone, you could hear them giggling and chattering.

Li Xiang came to the kitchen to ask Xiang Xiaoyuan.

"Mom, Dou Dou and Shishi, uh......"

No need to ask, the little sister is right in front of you.

They were both standing in the corner of the kitchen and thinking, their backs to him, their heads bowed, looking very small.

Down's kitten yawned at their feet, occasionally grabbing a ball from his master's velvet slippers.

"What's going on?" asked Li Xiang.

Xiang Xiaoyuan said: "I made a mistake and am thinking about it." ”

Li Xiang asked curiously, "What mistakes did you make?"

Dou Dou said without replying: "Caught a big bad guy~"

Xiang Xiaoyuan scolded: "Who made you speak!!"

Dou Dou quickly stood up, curled himself up as much as possible, and became smaller, smaller than the teacher, so that she looked so pitiful, and her mother would let her go.

Li Xiang smiled: "It seems that today is very lively, and you have caught a big villain?"

The teacher said, "It's not a big bad guy, it's a dead duck." ”

Li thought: "Ah, is it a big bad guy?"

Teacher: "No. ”

introduced to Xiaoyuan: "Little elephant, you still said it, it's a paparazzi, stalking you!"

Li thought: "Ah, the paparazzi who are stalking me? There are a lot of them every day." ”

Xiang Xiaoyuan: "They have all mixed into our community, and they came from Yuezhou, saying that they want to report on you and your girlfriend." ”

Li Xiang was taken aback this time.

The teacher endured it, but he couldn't hold back, and asked, "Do you have a baby?"

Li Xiang: "......"

Dou Dou couldn't help but ask: "Good-looking Xiaoyuan mother, why can the teacher speak, but the sister can't?"

She couldn't help it, she was reprimanded by her mother for saying a word, and the teacher said several words, but she didn't hear her mother say that you should close your little mouth.

Not suffering from poverty but suffering from anxiety, sinus sinus is this kind of psychology.

Xiang Xiaoyuan glanced at this little rabbit sister, and said while cutting vegetables with a knife: "Because the teacher doesn't have to be punished at all, she can talk, play, and watch TV, but you can't." ”

Sinus: (▼ヘ▼#)

"Huh?"

What made Dou Dou even more sad was that the teacher was gone and didn't accompany her to stand there.

"Master, where are you going, aren't you accompanying your sister?" Dou Dou called affectionately.

The master thought about it, and finally rejected Dou Dou's invitation.

"I'll go with the pigeon to play, don't worry, Dou Dou, your mother is here to accompany you." ”

She took Li Xiang's finger and left, wanting to tell her elephant pigeon about the wonderful things that happened today.

Dou Dou grabbed his baby fat and turned around irritably twice, until it hurt and didn't let go.

Xiang Xiaoyuan's voice sounded behind her: "Dou Dou, don't move, stand up, you will be punished if you do something wrong." ”

Woo Woo ~ ~ Dou Dou pitifully faced the wall alone.

It's still the best Don's kitten, and will always accompany the little sister.

She looked down at Tim Kitten on the ground, huh, what about Ham Kitten~~~~~

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Zhuo Wei, who left the police station, did not stop, went directly to the airport, bought a ticket, and got on the plane to Yuezhou.

He doesn't have much money anymore, and he can't afford to live in Shengjing's hotel, so he can only rush back to his rental house in Yuezhou, reminisce about this trip to Shengjing, lick his wounds, and continue to fight on the front line of paparazzi gossip tomorrow.

He decided to give up the clue of Li Xiang and continue to pay attention to Liu Qianyu, the daughter of the Heavenly King.

It's not that Liu Qianyu is more valuable for gossip, but it's safer to track Liu Qianyu.

It's much safer than tracking Li Xiang.

Liu Qianyu does not have twin little sisters, while Li Xiang does.

Thinking of this, Zhuo Wei began to think back on the gains and losses of this trip to Shengjing.

The more I think about it, the sadder I become.

This sadness is not reflected in the body......

Although he eats and lives in the car,

Although he was frantically chased and intercepted by a group of security guards,

Though he was pressed against the grass and rubbed like a dog,

Although he entered the police station for the tenth time in his life,

......

None of this was enough to make him sad, what saddened him was his IQ.

He turned out to be intellectually suppressed!

It turned out to be a pair of 5-year-old twin little sisters who suppressed him!

Shameful!

Oh no, it's 5 and a half years old, half a year less.

Zhuo Wei suddenly believed that in this world, people are really born different, some people's genes are so strong, Li Xiang is talented, not to mention, his little sister can be so rebellious!

As he thought about this, he suddenly wanted to vomit because there was a strong smell of perfume in the air!

He looked sideways, and a crooked nut that should weigh 200 pounds was sitting next to him, the seat was full, crowded with meat, and it took up a lot of space for him.

Zhuo Wei didn't want to care about this, he was a little numb, what was the use of being so strong, he wasn't still being beaten by a 5 and a half year old child.

After getting off the plane, he took three bus trips before returning home.

It's said to be a home, but it's actually a rental house, a room, and a cramped and moldy bathroom.

He lay on the bed, his diaphragm under him, touched it, and took out a voice recorder from his trouser pocket!

Only then did he remember that in order to get evidence of Li Xiang's relationship, he recorded a chat with Master Dou Dou.

But it's a pity, I paid so much, and I didn't even get a sentence like "My brother has a girlfriend"!

What a failure.

He subconsciously pressed the play button.

A glutinous soft and cute voice sounded in the voice recorder.

"I'm wrong. ”

"Clams?"

"Dou Dou, it's wrong. ”

Zhuo Wei immediately heard that the former was a teacher, the latter was Dou Dou, and finally a teacher.

It is said that these two sisters look the same, but their personalities are completely different, Li Xiang somewhat synthesizes their personalities, at least what is shown on the screen.

"Hey duck, hey duck, the sky duck of the Lun family, the elder brother of the Lun family will never make a mistake, what are you swollen and fat in this family?"

It's that little rabbit sister again, quirky, but also annoying!

Such children should try to be friends, not enemies.

As an enemy, you will be annoyed to death by her.

Listening to the recorder, Zhuo Wei gradually fell asleep...... In the haze, he heard that he and Master Dou had been chatting in Balabala.

"Hmph! ”

"You just said you want to lose weight, so how much do you weigh?"

"It's not heavy, it's not heavy, ho-ho-ho. ”

"And who do you like the most in your home?"

"Master. ”

"Why do you like Shishi the most?"

"We were born by our mother together, grew up together, ate together, slept together, listened to my brother's stories together, played with Down's kittens, and played together, and she would still hurt when she got injections......"

"Will you hurt when you get an injection?"

......

Listening and listening, Zhuo Wei finally fell asleep.

In his sleep, he heard a voice:

- This little sister is so interesting, don't you find it hugely newsworthy?

Zhuo Wei was excited and woke up.

He suddenly thought, could he sort out the recording of Master Dou Dou and use it as an interview report for the little sisters?

The more I think about it, the more feasible it is, the little sisters talk about a lot of topics in the recording, isn't this an interview that is alive?

Li Xiang is now bewitching, the little sisters are rising with the tide, and their popularity remains high, and they can't be found in the market at all, obviously, this is a super blue ocean!

Thinking of this, Zhuo Wei couldn't sleep anymore, he was beaten with chicken blood in an instant, he wanted to get a carp to fight up, turned over, and slammed it straight on the bed board, flashing to his waist......

The unlucky paparazzi newcomer Wang was lying on the bed gasping for air, could it be that he died before he got out of school?

It took a long time to regain some of his mobility, he got up with a chirp, endured the pain, sat in front of the computer, looked up Dou Dou and his teacher, and finally only found an interview with "Esquire" last summer.

However, the content of that interview is not comparable to his!

His interview is more vivid, lively and in-depth, and the little sisters talk about many interesting and eye-catching things.

Like telepathy!

For example, Dou Dou called Li Xiang an elephant at home!

For example, Dou Dou's money is often lost, and she seriously suspects that Li Xiang stole it!

For example, the teacher calls herself Teacher Xiao Li, because she is very good at taking care of people!

There are also examples of this little sister who is vegetarian and does not eat meat!

......

These are all newsworthy topics! Zhuo Wei immersed himself in them excitedly.

Before I knew it, at night, my stomach was grumbling with hunger, and the recording was finished, Zhuo Wei proofread it, revised and polished it, and by nine o'clock in the evening, an interview article of nearly 10,000 words was freshly baked!

Looking at this article, Zhuo Wei was very satisfied and felt that Feihuang Tengda was tonight!

He reorganized this trip to Shengjing and found that it was full of harvest and growth!

And connections!

He's the man who's formed a fighting friendship with Dou Dou!" thought to Zhuo Wei proudly.

Although the teacher didn't pay much attention to him.

"If God gives me another chance, I will say, I do! I am willing to do another homework for Dou Dou!"

"Really! Liars are dogs!"

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