Chapter 18: Close the Door, Elbow Down!
"Why is there no play?" Xu Pan was very unconvinced.
Lu Yao glanced at him disdainfully and did not speak.
But the look speaks for itself.
As a rich second generation who played with Tong Yao before, Lu Yao is also very clear about Xu Panna's virtue.
It's okay to be friends.
But as a brother-in-law, forget it!
Just like Xu Pan was unwilling to hand over Xu Xian to him.
Although Lu Yao didn't have any feelings for Xue Jingshu, he didn't want to be Xu Pan's brother-in-law.
Xu Xian interjected coldly: "Lu Yao, your sister's surname is Xue, is it your half-sister?"
"Well, no, it's a half-sister. β
"It's not my own sister, it's my godsister?!" Xu Pan was shocked.
Lu Yao heard it very harshly, and just as he was about to reply, Xue Jingshu came out.
"What are you talking about, so lively?"
She smiled and returned to her seat.
Xu Pan immediately changed his expression and leaned forward enthusiastically: "By the way, Sister Jingshu, I have introduced myself since you came in." My name is Xu Pan, Xu Xian's brother, 25 years old, unmarried, male, female. β
Xu Xian's willow eyebrows were raised, and she scolded angrily: "Xu Pan, you really can't spit out ivory from your dog's mouth! Sister, don't pay attention to him!"
"Hehe, it's okay, Brother Xu is quite humorous. Xue Jingshu smiled: "Then let me introduce myself: my name is Xue Jingshu, Lu Yao's sister, 23 years old, unmarried, female, hobbies......"
"Hobby male?" Xu Pan looked expectant.
"Hobbies: Men on men!"
"?????What do you mean?"
"Have you watched the recently popular drama "Love Order"?"
"I haven't seen it. β
"Just look at you!"
"Poof!" Xu Xian covered her mouth and laughed. "Let's go, sister, go to my room and play with them, ignore them!"
"Okay!"
The two women left arm in arm.
Leaving Lu Yao and Xu Pan speechless.
"Lu Yao, what the hell is the hobby of 'men on men'?" Xu Pan's face was inexplicable, and his face immediately changed: "Could it be...... Hey, is she so open? Left and right for men?3, 3......"
"Shut up, you!" Lu Yao knew what words were coming to mind in his filthy heart, and immediately told him to stop, "Stop your dirty and obscene thoughts!"
Xu Pan touched his nose, and suddenly remembered what Xue Jingshu said just now, so he quickly turned on his mobile phone and searched the Internet.
Glancing at the plot twice, he had a fertilized expression on his face.
"It turns out that she is a rotten girl!
Idiot, she's making up random reasons to reject you, okay?
Lu Yao shook his head speechlessly.
"Don't be cranky. She's probably liking men, but it's clear that that man isn't you!" He patted him on the shoulder, "Trust me, that's right!"
Xu Pan was suddenly dejected.
However, it didn't take a few seconds for him to pick himself up.
"It's okay! Anyway, we will be the same company in the future, there are many opportunities to meet, I will be more attentive to her, and after a long time, I will definitely be able to touch her heart!" Xu Pan looked at Lu Yao eagerly while cheering himself up: "Brother, you will help cheer me up, right?"
"Don't worry, not only gas, but also solids and liquids, I will help you out at the same time-shit, pee, and fart have always been a family!" Lu Yao's face suddenly became extremely hideous: "Stay away from my sister, you scum!"
"Ah, you inhuman fellow, sister protector!"
"Aren't you the same?!"
"You know I have two vicious dogs here, be careful that I close the door and let the dogs go!"
"You two stupid dogs, you can trick them out with an elbow throw......"
Just as the two were arguing, Xue Jingshu and Xu Xian walked out of the boudoir with solemn faces.
"Lu Yao, you're in trouble!" Xu Xian said very seriously.
"Huh?"
Lu Yao, who was slipping Xu Pan's collar, was stunned when he heard this, and let go of his hand: "Hehe, Sister Xian, don't get me wrong, I'm playing with your brother!"
"It's not about this, brother!" Xue Jingshu said: "You hurry up and open the micro search to take a look-you are being targeted by the elbow of the fake madman!"
Fake maniac?
The elbow?
There is also this person in this world?
Lu Yao hurriedly took out his mobile phone and opened the micro search.
Sure enough, he was on the hot search again.
A person with the nickname "@ζεζ士ζΏθε" posted a hot search against him.
@ζεζ士ζΏθε: "Recently, the image of @ Yaolai, who has been frequently on the hot search, has been reversed, and today he has been admitted by the big star @ Li Bufan, saying that he has good looks, talent, and character, but unfortunately: these are about to usher in a big reversal!"
Just now, I heard a horrible thing from someone in the know!
A few years ago, this insider named He Lixiu was casually attracted by Lu Yao's appearance and fell in love.
But the other party disliked her for not being beautiful enough and her body was not hot enough, so she ruthlessly refused.
Originally, it was nothing.
But then, something outrageous happened!
This Mr. Lu Yao actually turned his head and used the song He Lixiu wrote for him to pick up girls!
When He Lixiu knew about this and came to him to ask for an explanation, not only did he feel no guilt, but he even beat He Lixiu with his hands!
It's crazy!
For He Lixiu, she should be the best portrayal of Mr. Lu Yao's 'starting with appearance, falling into talent, and finally character'!
Netizens, keep your eyes open!
By the way, this Mr. Lu Yao, Miss He Lixiu, has assured me that everything she said has really happened, and even in the face of polygraphs and polygraph experts, she is not afraid at all.
Mr. Lu, do you want to refute it?
If it is denied, then it means that one of the two of you will lie.
In that case, it may be another time to go to the "I'm Really Original" show.
I don't know, this time, are you going to be silent, or are you going to be on stage again?@ι₯ζ₯ι₯ε»?"
After reading this micro-search, Lu Yao looked confused.
It seems that the memory of the predecessor did not have such a thing at all!
Xu Pan was also surprised.
"Damn, Lu Yao, when did you secretly do such a dirty thing?
"Don't talk nonsense!" he said depressedly, "I've grown so big, I've fought many times, but I never remember that I've ever beaten a woman!
"You really haven't hit a woman?" asked Xu Xian as she stared at him.
"At least I haven't remembered anything like this now!" Lu Yao said affirmatively, "Especially a woman who confesses to herselfβat most, how can she fight herself?"
Xu Pan objected: "That's not necessarily, if a woman who looks like an orangutan pesters you and wants to forcibly do something with you, can you promise not to do it?"
"Well, this ...... Wait, let me think about whether there is such a thing......"
Xue Jingshu calmly analyzed: "Fang Elbow is extremely stubborn, as long as it is the target he wants to question, even if it is determined by polygraph and polygraph experts that he is not lying, he will bite to death, the reason is - there is no polygraph and experts with 100% accuracy!"
The person he questioned was likely to have a very high psychological quality and could blind the existence of a lie detector.
This time it's a trivial matter to use the tunes of admirers to pick up girls - after all, from a legal point of view, you are not openly using it for profit.
But hitting a woman is a big deal.
You'd better think carefully about whether you have ever beaten that He Lixiu, if you can confirm that you haven't beaten it, this crisis can still be publicized!"
Lu Yao opened the door of memory again.
"I've recalled it several times, I didn't beat He Lixiu, no!"
"Really?"
"Not really!"
"Oh yes. Xue Jingshu said, "Let's go on the show! Since they close the door and let go of their elbows, let's have a 'close door and beat the dog'!"