Chapter 18: I'm Not Drunk
Luo Nuan took one last look at the people who were about to receive the bloody wind and rain before losing consciousness, they were: three Qiao Yuan, four and a half Shen Guanli, seven Qin Yang, five... Five screenwriters and assistants, as well as hundreds of themselves.
Luo Nuan thought dizzily: "Old man, don't lie to me, how can this palm-sized room fit two hundred and fifty-one people?"
Qiao Yuan, who had never noticed the danger at all, had already been poured with meat and vegetables, looking for someone to confide in his new round of creative desires/hopes, and Shen Guanli made time to eat two bites of the last dim sum.
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Shen Guanli took the spoon to eat the snack, and looked in the direction where the voice came - Luo Nuan sat crookedly, his eyes were blank, staring at the fish head in front of him, and he couldn't stop laughing.
If the head of the fish could speak, it would definitely jump up and shout with full of energy: "What do you see!!
Shen Guanli vaguely remembered that Luo Nuan seemed to be fooling around with a glass of white water from beginning to end until the end of the banquet, how could he drink water and get drunk? Shen Guanli's eyes went to find Luo Nuan's cup, and found that Qin Yang's original wine glass with two sips had become clean at this time, and he suddenly understood why Luo Nuan had such a reaction.
Luo Nuan, who was drunk, was obviously not satisfied with such a monotonous eye fight with the half-fish head lying on his side, staggered up, grabbed the people around him and began to popularize health knowledge:
"Sister, don't you wash your hair with cold water in the morning, it's easy to catch a cold!"
"This brother, quickly put down the squid in your hand, don't you want to eat squid if you have high cholesterol!"
"Stinky brother, stop playing with your phone all the time, you're almost in the phone screen!"
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Shen Guanli obviously underestimated Luo Nuan's love for popular science health knowledge, and in just a few minutes, Luo Nuan chattered endlessly from wolfberry and jujube water to dandelion dipping sauce, which can be called the light of contemporary health!
After Luo Nuan finished harming the people around him, he skipped Qin Yang, who had fallen asleep, and began to stare directly at Qiao Yuan: "Big brother, don't drink anymore! Look at your bald hair! You will soon be able to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun for the benefit of mankind!"
Just when Shen Guanli began to think about the inevitable connection between drinking and baldness, Luo Nuan rushed up with an arrow step, obviously not planning to let go of the only chosen son in the room who had not been harmed!
Luo Nuan's role at this time has been directly and indiscriminately switched from the light of health to the health physician Grandma Li in "I Love Health", she kindly took Shen Guanli's hand and patted it twice lovingly: "This doll knows at a glance that the kidneys are not very good, look at this little face, come, Grandma Li will pinch your feet to keep your blood smooth!"
Luo Nuan is a man of action, and after speaking, he fell directly to the ground and bent down to take off Shen Guanli's shoes.
Walking around the house, drunk and drunk, as the only Shen Guanli who remained sober, and had never been chased by someone to take off his shoes in front of everyone, looking at Luo Nuan, who had slightly red cheeks in front of him and was groping on the ground with his eyes closed, he didn't know what to do for a while, so he had to reach out to help her up first.
How could Luo Nuan, who was bent on saving the little doll, be disrupted by others, Luo Nuan slapped Shen Guanli's hand indiscriminately, squinted, looked at the target, shot quickly and ruthlessly, and between the lightning and flint, she really let her take off/next black leather shoes that I don't know who it was.
The moment she got the shoes, Luo Nuan switched roles again, at this time, she seemed to have become a shovel officer who had lost her pet, the tears in Luo Nuan's eyes were shaky, and she pitifully held the shoes in her arms, and reached out with pity to gently stroke/touch her pet with bright hair, and cried bitterly: "Xiao Hei, I miss you so much, where have you been for more than 800 years!! after you left, there are no dogs to eat the leftovers at home!"
Luo Nuan couldn't cry: "Xiao Hei, you have suffered for so many years, it was my Grandma Montenegro who didn't take good care of you, you see that you are thin," Luo Nuan raised his shoes in front of his eyes, glanced at them, and cried even more sadly: "The hair is no longer pricked!!"
Shen Guanli suddenly remembered a push he saw by chance on social software a few days ago: Look at this face, is it good-looking? Shen Guanli didn't click in to watch it at the time, but at this moment, he is blocking his future acting career, and the picture that is pushed must be Luo Nuan.
Shen Guanli was afraid that Luo Nuan would sit on the ground for too long and catch a cold, so he bent down, kept a gentleman's distance, and tried to pull Luo Nuan up from the ground again, Luo Nuan hugged her "Xiao Hei" tightly, for fear that Shen Guanli would pull her away from "Xiao Hei", and one person and one "dog" would be separated again.
I don't know who sprinkled some water on the ground, Shen Guanli didn't pay attention to his feet for a while, held Luo Nuan's arm halfway, accidentally stepped on it, and almost slipped.
Luo Nuan was shaken by Shen Guanli, let go of her "little black" in a daze, changed from sitting on the ground to squatting on the ground, and looked at Shen Guanli with grievances in her eyes, as if she had something to say.
Shen Guanli was stunned by Luo Nuan's steamy eyes, squatted down like a ghost, and his tone was gentle, and he almost couldn't help but reach out to rub/rub Luo Nuan's head: "What's wrong?"
Luo Nuan pinched his ears with both hands, as if he was holding a bowl, looked at Shen Guanli seriously and said, "You, can you stop shaking me, my milk tea is going to be spilled." ”
Shen Guanli laughed dumbly, and coaxed her softly: "Okay, I won't shake it, then can you get up from the ground first?"
Luo Nuan nodded obediently, and was about to get up from the ground when the door in the private room suddenly opened.
Luo Nuan sat directly back on the ground, and Shen Guanli fell short.
Chestnut looked at the mess in the room and the people who were twisting and turning, and was shocked: "Brother Li, have you been attacked by gangsters here with biochemical/weapon?"
Shen Guanli pinched his eyebrows, looked at the only "biochemical/weapon" in the room, and sighed: "They are drunk, help me help Luo Nuan up first." ”
Luo Nuan heard someone call his name, tilted his head to look at the person in front of him, and argued for himself loudly: "I'm not drunk." ”
Everyone who drank a lot said they weren't drunk.
Only then did Lizi notice that Luo Nuan was sitting on the ground, put down the things in his hand, and came to Luo Nuan, ready to pull her up with Shen Guanli.
Luo Nuan's hands were quick, and he hugged "Xiao Hei", who had been neglected by her for a long time
"Fahai, you don't want to break up me and the officials!"
Luo Nuan's childhood must have been spent with sheets and wildflowers in her hair.
Chestnut obviously underestimated the combat effectiveness of the drunk Luo Nuan, and even tried to take down the "official" in Luo Nuan's arms first: "Teacher Luo, this is not your official, this is a shoe, come, give me the shoe first." ”
Luo Nuanning refused to obey, and accused him miserably: "When the giraffe drinks milk tea, the milk tea is cold in the stomach, do you care about it for a while? You don't! You know that you want your shoes! Scumbag!"
Chestnut:???
Chestnut, who became a scumbag for some reason, no longer tried to reason with the drunkard, Chestnut was in awe of the drunk Luo Nuan, and really didn't dare to step forward again: "Brother Li, why don't I go and find Teacher Luo's agent Zhang Yi." ”
Shen Guanli nodded, the chestnut turned around to leave, Luo Nuan heard Zhang Yi's name, stood up steadily, and grabbed the chestnut, if she hadn't mistaken Shen Guanli for a chestnut, she really looked like a sane person who was not paralyzed by alcohol, Luo Nuan tightly grabbed Shen Guanli's clothes, her expression was tense and ready to go, as if she was going to stage an annual drama: this can't be helped!
If Luo Nuan heard his name as a conditioned reflex, then hearing Zhang Yi's name was a deep desire to survive in his blood and bones, whether it was a sober Luo Nuan or a sleeping Luo Nuan, they obviously had a sense of awe for the word "Zhang Yi".
"This friend, I have something to say!" Luo Nuan pulled Shen Guanli's arm, but his eyes moved with the chestnut, Luo Nuan found that the person who was going to find Zhang Yi actually had such a divine power, and he pulled his arm, he could still go so far, and said in shock: "Friend, you left your arm off! Come back quickly, you should be eaten by my little black in a while, my little black hasn't eaten people for a long time!"
Chestnut panicked and rushed out of the door, for fear that Luo Nuan would return Shen Guanli's arm to him.
Qin Yang was woken up by the louder sound in the room than when he watched the temple fair during the New Year, rubbed his slightly aching head and looked up, and the moment he met Luo Nuan, who was holding Shen Guanli, he noticed that things didn't seem to be good, he seemed to be ...... Woke up early?
Luo Nuan saw that Qin Yang was awake, and immediately let go of the hand holding Shen Guanli, and ran towards Qin Yang with joy.
Qin Yang's mind suddenly flashed the wise saying: If you don't have a dog, you will never experience the joy of a dog running towards you.
Qiao Yuan really has a good eye, Luo Nuan at this time is simply a husky without a tail: he has a good appearance and can dismantle his house.
Luo Nuan stepped forward in two steps, his eyes flashing with a strange light: "Qing'er, are you a rescuer sent by the monkey?"
Qin Yang: I was very scared at that time.
Qin Yang helped Luo Nuan, who was swaying from side to side, and asked in a collapsed manner: "Brother Li, how much !! did Nuan Nuan drink?"
"She accidentally drank the rest of the wine in your cup, probably," Shen Guanli hesitated for a moment and found a suitable unit of measurement: "Two sips?"
When Luo Nuan was drunk, not a drop of wine was innocent, Qin Yang, as half of the culprit, was in a dilemma, he secretly swore that in the future, there would never be anything left in his tableware!
Fortunately, Chestnut quickly found Zhang Yi, Zhang Yi took the hangover spirit, walked over gently and kindly, and said step by step: "Nuan Nuan, do you want to drink juice?"
When everyone saw Luo Nuan seeing Zhang Yi, they immediately quieted down and finally put their minds at ease.
Luo Nuan took the hangover spirit, squinted at the words on it, and suddenly ran away, turning back as he ran: "Hey, hey, I have urgent syrup, come and chase me!"
Luo Nuan, who was eager to be chased by the leopard, stepped on the water stains on the ground, and was forced to complete a 360-degree upright turn, almost slipping, the liquid in the bottle was thrown out by Luo Nuan, and completed a series of difficult actions such as an unprecedented roll of the group body and a two-week front flip in the air, and the dark liquid landed on Shen Guanli's denim jacket impartially.
Seventy-one percent of the earth is water, and the remaining twenty-nine percent is Shen Guanli's limited edition and the soup water in Luo Nuan's hand.
Qin Yang quickly closed his eyes: "It's good that I close my eyes quickly, otherwise Brother Li's coat will be dirty!"