Chapter 121: The Cute Blacksmith Wife (23)
"He's powerful, isn't he?" As soon as Chen Xi finished asking, he saw that Ji Xiaoxiao's movements were wrong, Chen Xi's eyes lit up, and he quickly put the chopsticks back, and the two rows of little white teeth clicked on the chopsticks.
Chen Xi pulled the chopsticks back, and was surprised to see that they were broken, broken...
Coupled with Ji Xiaoxiao's unyielding expression, it was difficult for her not to think about things in a very brainless and uncommon sense direction.
"Are you supposed to be... Do you want to bite your tongue and kill yourself?"
Ji Xiaoxiao didn't bite it, she could only stare at her resentfully and provoked.
"Don't I even have the right to die?"
"Of course there is, but I want to give you some common sense. β
Chen Xi looked at him sympathetically, "Biting your tongue and committing suicide is actually unreliable." β
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Your uncle, who wants to hear you forcibly popularize science? Ji Xiaoxiao turned into a little bean eye.
"We can always see people in reality who have suffered tongue damage due to various accidents, but they can still survive, so biting their tongue is actually not very scientific. β
"Who wants to listen to such nonsense as you?!"
Please don't rub his IQ on the ground, okay?
People are very heartbroken now!
Didn't hear it.
The writer's ear is magical, filtering out the vast majority of objections, such as at this time.
Emperor Chen Xi of the Science Popularization seemed to be interested in rubbing the IQ of his opponent. "If you can hang up by biting your tongue, then either you have lost too much blood, or you bite off your tongue and blocked your trachea and suffocated, think about how beautiful that picture is. β
Some choked on jelly.
There are also those who are stuck by steamed buns.
But it's not as good as being choked by your own tongue.
"As the saying goes, a living person can't let urine suffocate to death, but you can choke your tongue to death, what a remarkable way to die. β
Ji Xiaoxiao: Suddenly I don't want to die, and I really want to hetui her face...
Chen Xi hit him on the head with the pair of all-purpose chopsticks.
"Xi Ye, I am not the kind of woman who is difficult for strong people, if you have difficulties, I won't ask about it. β
Ji Xiaoxiao looked at her suspiciously, this woman has changed sex?
When did we have this virtue of receiving?
"As for me, I am the most kind person, since Kang Ming's death has nothing to do with you, I will not embarrass you in this matter. β
Chen Xi said very calmly, so calmly that Ji Xiaoxiao had the illusion that he didn't wake up at the moment.
"You... There's nothing wrong with your brain, right?" asked Ji Xiaoxiao.
This demon girl is so easy to talk that he is not well adapted.
"I'm fine, it's just that Kang Ming's matter has come to an end, and you are trying to cheat me in this world, we still have to calculate it. β
Chen Xi did not disappoint him.
It took only three seconds to discuss.
Seeing that this demon girl said treacherous words with a gentle and pure expression, Ji Xiaoxiao actually breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, this product is as bad as ever - wait a minute, he thinks Mao will have such a weird psychology, he is really sick by this demon girl?
"You can call this Stockholm syndrome, admit it, young man, you can't do without Xiye's abuse in the future. β
Abuse is healthier.
"You don't need to !!," Ji Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth.
"Then let's get down to business, about what you're going to do with meβ" Chen Xi shook the bottle of Wan Chun San.
And make a look of deep disgust.
"You said that you are such a good time and space guy, why are you so dark-hearted? to make such a heart-wrenching act to a woman as beautiful as a flower like me, really, tsk. β
"!!I'm the one who is being tied up now, and I'm the one who is being threatened!" the tied guy let out a final reprieve.
This woman always can't figure out who is cheating!
"I'm defending myself, and you're plotting against you. β
The mouth that writes a book, both horizontally and vertically, is her reason.
The stubborn man turned his head, "What do you want?" If you want to ask about 'him', I can't say that you have the ability to dig out the truth yourself, I can only tell you one thing, what you have now is not even the tip of the iceberg, and the truth is more complicated than you think. β
Chen Xi sighed meaningfully, "I'm not going to say this, come, sign this." β
She pulled a piece of paper out of her sleeve.
There is also ugly handwriting on it.
The black light flickered twice in front of Ji Xiaoxiao's eyes, and it didn't matter whether people saw it clearly or not, he directly poked his hand with a needle and pressed it down with blood.
Perfect.
"You are buying and selling, and the contract is invalid!"
"Well, in a sense, it's not binding, but if I show this to the blacksmith, guess what?"
Chen Xi made a thought gesture, "He may laugh off his big teeth? Are you mortal enemies? This black history is enough for people to laugh for a long time, and the most pitiful thing is that ordinary people make enemies with others, and their lives are over, and grievances are buried in the ground with the loess and white bones, you are different." β
patted Ji Xiaoxiao on the shoulder, and made the threat and intimidation into a good posture for the brothers.
"If you don't do direct sales, it's really a condescension. Ji Xiaoxiao suffocated and succumbed to a few words from between her teeth.
Chen Xi smiled slightly, "Thank you for the compliment." β
And didn't praise you!!!
"Let's continue with the conversation above, you think, if I give this paper to the blacksmith, will he laugh at you? β
... You still bring the next episode, don't you?
It's endless, isn't it?
Chen Xi turned a blind eye to other people's accusations, and took advantage of the situation to do something soft. "Write a book, it's inevitable to encounter a crooked building, then I have to recommend a magical website to you, yes, the starting point of the girl's network, is also the website where I am, which one is strong in the crooked building? β
Ji Xiaoxiao: What about Lei?
He chose to be hacked to death by Ray with dignity.
[Big, you're not soft anymore, you're stuffing blunt advertisements into people's mouths!]
Or take off people's chins, that way of hard and wide.
The rest are a little blushing, and the spokesperson's face is too swollen.
"Okay, continue to support the building, we say, after the blacksmith gets this humiliating painting of you, he will laugh at you in this world, and he will laugh at you in the next world, and laugh at you when he comes back to reality, and laugh at you all the time, and I will send you another poem. β
"No, I think, I listen!"
"The mountains are edgeless, the heavens and the earth are together, your father and mother have forgotten you, and he will not forget it. β
β... Say, what the hell do you want me to do with you?"
Chen Xi smiled and said her purpose.
"I want you to go to the private school and persuade the master to accept my beans, and then buy me a mule cart, and a mule with a cart and the annual forage.
Ji Xiaoxiao was deeply hurt.
The paper of shame on which he drew a handprint is only worth such a small thing?
[Dada, you are a picture of Shenma!] The rest of the way watched her fight against all directions, and watched it with relish, but the result was only so much to ask?
"I'm cool. β
I already know what I want to know most, and it's not interesting to embarrass the green toad again.
Her current target is the "powerful" little blacksmith in the skin of an honest man.