Chapter 316: Isn't it?
Then you will be in charge of cleaning the toilet from today, there are many people in the personnel department, one or two less, and it will not get in the way. ”
Gao Xuzhi's lofty words did not arouse Lin Yu's appreciation, but instead recognized his decision and directly assigned him to the toilet department.
"I ......"
Gao Xuzhi stared at Lin Yu with a flat face with wide eyes, his heart seemed to be dripping blood, and then he glanced at Jiao Xiaoqin opposite, for her, she paid such a big price, no matter how she said it, she had to thank herself, right?
As a result, he was disappointed.
Jiao Xiaoqin didn't bird him, and kept his eyes on Lin Yu's body.
Hey!
He just couldn't figure it out.
He looks so down-to-earth and steady, and at first glance he is a person with a lot of gold (catty) and wealth, why don't you look at him?
Which fat guy isn't a potential stock right now?
Either you have a lot of money, eat white and fat, walk up, have your own aura, and the word rich is written on the fat.
Either you have little money, you are hungry and skinny, you can walk, fluttering, and you feel like you are going to become an immortal at any time.
If you're fat and don't have money......
What's that?
That's not a potential stock, what a simple thing, do you still need to think about it?
Gao Xuzhi pinched his thigh and reminded himself: "Damn, it's okay now, people haven't built a good feeling, but planted themselves in it, no, we have to try to see if we can turn the situation around." Gao Xuzhi's head thought quickly and fell into deep thought.
"There's a fool who cleans the toilet for you, so go to the HR department. Now I'm going to ask you and gather some information. Lin Yu took out a pen and paper and began to take notes.
"Say it, I'll know everything. ”
Taking advantage of Lin Yu's look at her, she threw a wink at Lin Yu.
His eyes were like silk, and Lin Yu only felt an electric current drilling into his eyes, stimulating the sensitive nerves in his body.
"Daoxing" is quite high.
In the fourth chapter of the "Scumbag Girl Cultivation Manual", there is an explanation in the first line, this is a charming fox, compared to green tea, the rotten girl is much higher-level, and what she is best at is to use the advantage of beauty, through a tuft, a smile, etc., to attract the target, so that he feels that his own charm is huge, so as to ignore other things, resulting in the end can only be at the mercy of the fox.
Lin Yu raised his eyebrows, his eyes full of banter.
He knows nursery rhymes by heart...... People with all kinds of manuals and books, "Tao Xing" has long broken through the limit and reached the legendary god position - the only love and the rest of the light.
To put it simply, in addition to having feelings for Chen Yuyan, there is no interest in other people who are beautiful, which is equivalent to frigidity.
Therefore, Jiao Xiaoqin's move had no effect on him, but made him feel very funny.
"Gao Xuzhi!" Lin Yu shouted, "Our new employee seems to have his eyes in the sand, you can help someone blow it, she needs you." ”
This exclamation frightened Gao Xuzhi into a thrill, and he came back to his senses directly from his contemplation, then subconsciously stood up, walked quickly to Jiao Xiaoqin's side, twisted her head violently, and sank in anger-
Hey ~ tui!
The mouth was aimed at her eyes, and the spit that had been cherished for years was released.
"Don't be afraid, I'm drooling...... My lung capacity is good, and I'm not afraid of running out of breath, so this will help you get your eyeballs ...... Blow the sand out. ”
Hey ~ tui!
Hey ~ tui!
Jiao Xiaoqin was sprayed twice in succession, and suddenly her face was full of spittle, and a sour saliva smell poured into her nose.
"Ah!!! you become a T"
After a few seconds, Jiao Xiaoqin reacted, she screamed frantically, pushed Gao Xuzhi away with all her strength, and ran outside, she should have gone to the toilet.
Gao Xuzhi sat on the ground, stunned.
Why is it that helping others is fun now, and is there something wrong?
Could it be that the breath is too heavy and stinks the other party?
It's over, doesn't that mean that there is not even a chance at all?
Gao Xuzhi returned to his seat in annoyance, with a dejected face, like a defeated rooster.
It's hard to meet someone who I have a good impression of and like......
Gao Xuzhi recalled the word one, which seemed a little wrong, and it should be replaced by a letter instead of one-
I finally met the Nth person I had a good impression of and liked, and it was a pity that the first good impression was built and failed.
But......
Things have happened, and it seems a little difficult to get it back.
"Don't think too much, you still have a chance. Lin Yu's comforting voice sounded in his ears.
"How?"
Gao Xuzhi's originally somewhat disgraced eyes instantly lit up, and a flame of hope ignited in his heart.
Lin Yu, this scumbag...... This man sees a handsome guy who everyone loves, and if he says that if he is saved, he must be saved.
"Women, they are all illusion creatures, do you know what illusion sound objects are?" Lin Yu asked with a serious expression.
Gao Xuzhi shook his head vigorously and replied, "I don't know." ”
What kind of imaginary animal, he only knows salt and pepper chicken wings, sauce plate duck, braised pig's head, is this considered an imaginary animal?
It's something that looks delicious, but it's actually not delicious.
Thinking of eating, Gao Xuzhi couldn't help but swallow his saliva, although breakfast had only been eaten for a long time, but the digestion was fast, coupled with the huge physical exertion just now, he was a little hungry at this time.
"False animals are everything that looks like the real thing. Women are basically duplicitous animals, who say no on the surface, but secretly ...... You know. ”
Lin Yu gave Gao Xuzhi a wicked look.
Gao Xuzhi's eyes widened, and a hint of color flashed in his eyes that seemed to be a little enlightened.
"You get the definition. And then look at your performance, although she looks like she ran away angrily, but how do you know if she is shy and angry?"
"Huh?" Gao Xuzhi scratched his head, his face full of confusion.
"Listen to me. Lin Yu paused for a moment and continued: "Do you think, girls' eyes go into the sand, and others usually blow gently, right? This seems to be gentle and pitiful on the surface, but in fact he is a scumbag! ”
"And you're different, as soon as you come up, you use the strength of your whole body, you don't have any anger left, although the action is a little rude, and it looks a little unhygienic, but you are real, honest, and able to give everything, this look, you know that you are a reliable and honest person, and you will always pay unreservedly, and you don't care about what you get in return. ”
"You say, does what I said make sense?" Lin Yu said all the words he made up in his heart one after another, holding back a smile in his heart, and almost couldn't help laughing.