Chapter Twenty-Nine: Sycophants
"By the way, when did I promise you to arrive at the company early every day? Do you have proof?" Xiao Fuchen smiled lightly.
"I..." Xia Xiyan was speechless.
Xiao Fuchen clasped his hands and said lazily, "Oh, wife, since you have no evidence that I just promised you, then I can't obey my fate." ”
"Then I'll leave first, I'm a little sleepy. Without waiting for Xia Xiyan to speak, Xiao Fuchen yawned and walked out of the office.
Xia Xi's face trembled angrily, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Xiao Fuchen, you bastard! You remember me!"
"Hehe, do you still want to fight with Brother Chen? Xiao Fuchen obviously heard Xia Xiyan's roar.
"Who's going to call back to the office? Xiao Fuchen walked into the elevator.
Xiao Fuchen, who returned to his office, fell directly on the sofa and snored and fell asleep.
"Brother Chen!Brother Chen!Shall you go to dinner?Shall you go to dinner?" Wang Fei saw that it was already noon, so he wanted to invite Xiao Fuchen to have lunch together.
"Hmm, what is Wang Fei looking for me?" Xiao Fuchen wiped the corner of his mouth.
"It's noon now, why don't you go to lunch together?" Wang Fei said again.
Xiao Fuchen sat up from the sofa, scratched his head and said, "Oh, let's go and have lunch." ”
Then put on his shoes and went to the cafeteria with Wang Fei for lunch.
"Brother Chen, it feels... This time the cafeteria came out... The new menu is pretty good. Wang Fei chewed rice in his mouth and said vaguely.
"You swallow the food in your mouth first and talk to me, what kind of system is this?" Xiao Fuchen reprimanded.
"I know, I'll pay attention to Brother Dust next time. Wang Fei swallowed the food in his mouth.
Xiao Fuchen nodded and continued to eat.
After a while, Xiao Fuchen asked, "Hey, Wang Fei, what do you think of it?"
"Brother Chen, why did you suddenly ask this question?" Wang Fei was puzzled by Xiao Fuchen's sudden question.
"Don't talk nonsense, tell me the answer!" Xiao Fuchen urged.
"Brother Chen, of course you are good-looking, who else can be good-looking if you are not good-looking?" Wang Fei slapped a sycophant, "My admiration for you is endless, but I can't finish it for three days and three nights, you are the absolute No1 in my heart!"
After listening to what Wang Fei said, Xiao Fuchen looked at Wang Fei with a smile, "Then tell me what exactly you admire for me?"
"This... How to say it... This..."Wang Fei was speechless for a while
"Smack!"
Xiao Fuchen slapped Wang Fei on the head, "I can't say it, I know that you kid will definitely bluff Lao Tzu." ”
"I..." Wang Fei rubbed his head, aggrieved.
Doesn't it mean that people nowadays like to be slapped on the back?
"You kid tell me the truth, don't pat me on the back. Xiao Fuchen warned.
"Actually, Brother Chen, I think you're still quite handsome, compared to me. Wang Fei said truthfully, he didn't want to be beaten by Xiao Fuchen again.
"Since I'm still relatively handsome, why don't the women in the company treat me like this?" Xiao Fuchen couldn't understand.
Wang Fei said cautiously, "Brother Chen, I personally think you seem to have a problem with your character. ”
"Smack!"
Xiao Fuchen didn't say a word, and directly slapped Wang Fei's head again, glared at Wang Fei and said, "Who do you say has a bad character? Brother Chen's character is the best, let me tell you." ”
"Brother Chen, I'm wrong, if your character is not bad, the beauties of the company won't be unkind to you. Wang Fei was in pain.
"Smack!"
Wang Fei's words attracted two slaps from Xiao Fuchen for himself.
"How do you speak? Xiao Fuchen patted his palm.
Wang Fei felt that he was about to be aggrieved, and he looked at Xiao Fuchen pitifully, "Brother Chen, didn't you tell me the truth? Now that I am telling the truth, why are you still beating me?"
"Are you telling the truth?" Xiao Fuchen looked at Wang Fei with a smile.
"It's the truth, it's the truth. Wang Fei nodded.
"Smack!"
"Are you telling the truth?" Xiao Fuchen asked with a smile still on his face.
"Brother Chen, I'm telling the truth, why are you still beating me. Wang Fei touched his head.
"Bang, bang, bang!"
"Are you telling the truth?" asked Xiao Fuchen with a smile.
"Brother Chen, what I said is not the truth! Definitely not the truth!" After Wang Fei was slapped by Xiao Fuchen several times, he learned to be smart.
"Since it's not the truth, then why do you still have to say it? Don't you know that it's not right to lie?" This time, Xiao Fuchen did not hit Wang Fei.
"Uh... Brother Chen, you just treat me as ignorant. Wang Fei hesitated for a moment.
"Well, I'll just treat you as ignorant, so are you sensible now?" Xiao Fuchen raised his hand and said with a smile.
"Sensible, sensible. Wang Fei hurriedly said, he didn't want to be beaten by Xiao Fuchen again.
"Well, well, I'll give you another chance to organize the language. Xiao Fuchen nodded with satisfaction.
Wang Fei thought for a while and said, "You have a good character, but you don't like girls?"
Then he looked at Xiao Fuchen cautiously, for fear that Xiao Fuchen would beat him again.
As expected, Xiao Fuchen raised his hand and slapped Wang Fei's head.
Wang Fei, who was in pain, grinned, "Brother Chen, am I wrong again?"
"What do you mean that I have a good character, but I don't like girls, I see you haven't been slapped enough, right?" Xiao Fuchen asked.
Wang Fei collapsed, neither letting himself be a sycophant nor telling the truth, what should I do!
"Brother Chen, then tell me what I should say to make you satisfied. Wang Fei already had a few big bags bulging out of his head.
"Ahem!" Xiao Fuchen coughed dryly, "Don't you know how to make others happy? ”
After listening to Xiao Fuchen's words, Wang Fei was completely stunned, isn't it just a sycophant to make people happy? Is there a difference between the two?
Wang Fei wanted to die, and he knew that he would not be beaten many times in vain.
"I'll give you one last chance, if you say something that disagrees with me again, hum!" Xiao Fuchen sneered.
"Gollum!" looked at Xiao Fuchen like that, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
He pondered for a moment, and then slowly spoke, "Brother Chen, in fact, you are very handsome and very curious, especially for those of us who are around you. ”
"And you are also full of charm, no matter what time you are, there will be stunning beauties with you. Wang Fei observed Xiao Fuchen's expression as he spoke, and continued after seeing that Xiao Fuchen did not react
"Actually, Brother Chen, I feel that following you will make me feel inferior, because you are so dazzling and shining. ”
"Every time I follow you, I always feel how small I am, how unworthy I am, you will always be the person I admire the most, Brother Chen, you will always be my role model. After speaking, Wang Fei carefully observed Xiao Fuchen's expression.
"Hahaha!ha!" Xiao Fuchen patted Wang Fei's shoulder with satisfaction and laughed: "Very good, very good, it's not a bad thing to know Brother Chen's merits!"
"Hey, hey!" Wang Fei also laughed along.
"Young man has a future, I am very optimistic about you! You will definitely be very promising in the future!" Xiao Fuchen patted Wang Fei's shoulder vigorously.
"Hiss!" Wang Fei bared his teeth, feeling as if his shoulder was about to be dislocated.
Xiao Fuchen's strength was too great, and he almost didn't dislocate Wang Fei's hand these few times.
"Keep up the good work, young man, and one day you will definitely replace me as the boss of the security department. Xiao Fuchen was about to raise his hand to pat Wang Fei's shoulder, but was dodged by Wang Fei.
"Brother Chen, can you stop patting me on the shoulder, I'm going to dislocate if I shoot again. Wang Fei rubbed his aching hands.