Xiao Yue stepped down from the stage, and the host came to the stage to announce the curtain:

"Next, please enjoy learning mute, performers Tao Yunsheng, Yi Yang. ”

Two people walked up to the stage one after the other, the audience applauded, and someone sent gifts, Yi Yang stood at the table, didn't think that he still had his own, a female audience, who didn't look very old, gave a bouquet of flowers, took it, and heard the female audience shout like crazy:

"Yi Yang, I want to take care of you. ”

The voice went straight to the roof, and Yi Yang had a bright smile on his face, what is this teasing, the bar wants to cover him too much, and this is not even an old man.

"Uncle Shi, people say that you will be covered, but you don't respond. ”

Tao Yang smiled evilly.

"You kid, forgot we slept together yesterday? ”

The audience shouted in unison, "Huh." ”

Tao Yang was also caught off guard.

"When we went to sleep, I don't even know about it. ”

"Do you sleep or not, when the time comes, I will ask a few questions, you answer me, and the audience will have the answer at that time, do you dare to answer me on it?"

Yi Yang asked rhetorically, the two of them started now, the start was very good, whether it was Xiao Yue in the background or Tao Yang on the stage, he thought in his heart, this uncle is very adaptable.

"Of course I dare to answer the question, but now do we have to introduce ourselves, the two of us are partners for the first time, and the audience is not familiar with it, so we have to introduce it." ”

"Then don't look at me, I'm laughing today, you have to introduce this matter to the big guys. ”

After two sentences, this began to go smoothly, Yi Yang didn't think it was difficult, you come and I talk and chat, and make money...... Hey, no, I don't seem to be talking about the remuneration, and I don't know if there are two hundred per game, but it's estimated to be about the same.

"Then let me introduce me, my name is Tao Yunsheng, and the person next to me is not an outsider, but my own ...... Ah, godfather's junior brother, Mr. Yi Yang. ”

A slip of the tongue stalk is another burst of applause under the stage, the cross talk stage is like this, sometimes talk about finding that this person is wrong, the audience is happier, if you come step by step, the toilet of the sleeping melon seeds under the stage is estimated to be solved by you.

"Hey, you can tell me, what's the matter with your father, what if he is your father. ”

Yi Yang felt that his acting talent had come up, and he could still take advantage of it and make money, hey, where did he think of it just now, can you give two hundred a game.

"Don't talk nonsense, you have nothing to do with Dad. ”

Tao Yang patted himself when he said this, and the audience laughed, yes, it didn't take a minute to get cheap, and let people take it back.

"If you want to say that it has a relationship, you may have forgotten that we used to be neighbors, and your father and I were ...... at that time"

Yi Yang saw that this kid didn't take advantage of it enough, and his godfather was really a typhoon, so he said that this kid hated it.

"Come on, let's jump out of Daddy's circle, or talk about the neighbors. ”

"Okay, you forget, we are neighbors, that year, we all lived in this Dongjiekou, and then my family moved away. ”

"Ah, that's probably your dad found out. ”

Pulling back a city, Tao Yang took a fan, looked at Yi Yang with his eyes, and didn't say anything.

"Okay, it's none of your dad's business, but I don't remember that we were neighbors. ”

Yes, the bear child can't be provoked, people are the corners of the stage, take the initiative to back down, in case of urgency, how to get his father out.

"Xiao Yue, it's the first time your uncle has said cross talk. ”

Teacher Sun tried to open his eyes wide, wanting to express his doubts clearly, Xiao Yue was also at a loss, if this was the first time he was on stage, he thought about his first time...... When he went on stage, he seemed to be knocked down by the audience.

"Maybe, maybe, probably, I was deceived by my master, it's too bad, I forgot to negotiate with my uncle, can he hack me when I turn around, no, my uncle is a serious person, yes, a serious person. ”

"Your uncle, a serious person, you ...... Letter...... Is it?"

Teacher Sun next to the divine mending knife.