Chapter 281: Going to Country M
Lin Tiangou's specific plan for licking the dog live broadcast platform was finally completed within a week, and after Jianghu Entertainment was unanimously approved, he also took a flight to country M with peace of mind, and Chen Pi also began to receive systematic training, which helped him form his own live broadcast style as soon as possible.
Sitting in the first-class cabin, Lin Tiangou decided to close his eyes and recuperate, it takes nearly fourteen hours to fly from the capital to New York in country M, and there is a jet lag, which is still a little uncomfortable for Lin Tiangou who went to the other side of the ocean for the first time, the most important thing is the language barrier, but fortunately, he has prepared a translation artifact.
Looking at the white skin around him, Lin Tiangou only smiled politely, and the indifferent eyes of others who answered him were indeed others, "Hey buddy, why did you go to country M for the first time?" My name is Wang Lei, a foreign student, seeing that you are not very old, and you are also going to study abroad?" I thought that the people sitting next to me were from the stick country, but I didn't expect that it was indeed a Chinese compatriot, Lin Tiangou was naturally willing to talk, at least it would not be boring along the way.
"Hello, Lin Tiangou. I did go for the first time, but for work. Lin Tiangou told the truth, but Wang Lei was a little disdainful, many people spent the first year of studying abroad in language classes, this guy doesn't seem to know English, what else is he pretending to be Boyi, go to work?
"Dude, we are all Chinese, there is no need to hide it! You can afford to sit in first class, compared to the conditions at home, do you want to study abroad, it's nothing more than a foreign degree plated gold, come back and find a decent job!" Wang Lei stretched his waist, took out the latest game console and played, "I won't tell you, the biggest problem in country M is sex life, hehe! If you need it, contact me, what a big Yanma, a big dark horse, I can find it for you! Domestic students are not a problem!"
Lin Tiangou couldn't resist the enthusiasm of the other party, so he had to take the business card and add WeChat, but Wang Lei was obviously not a person from the same way, so it was better not to have too much contact, and directly put on an eyepatch and closed his eyes to recuperate, and Wang Lei also played the game by himself and did not disturb Lin Tiangou anymore.
I slept and woke up but only two hours later, which also made Lin Tiangou feel extremely difficult, and when it came to the meal, the airline provided catering, this is Mi United Airlines, presumably the level of catering is better than that of China, with the expectation that Lin Tiangou was ready early. In fact, the domestic flight attendants are really very beautiful, at least Lin Tiangou looked at the flight attendants of Mi United Airlines, all of them are stronger than fitness athletes, especially the pear-shaped body, this is obviously an air aunt, not a sister!
"Dude, why don't you send us food? Those foreigners have all sent it!" Lin Tian asked puzzledly, the other crooked nuts in the first-class cabin had eaten, and only he and Wang Lei stared at each other with hungry stomachs.
"Hey! You're also here for the first time! This stupid wave of Yimi United Airlines has always looked down on us Chinese people, no matter what cabin you sit in, you want to eat? Wait for the M people to eat and have leftovers! Don't be angry, I'm used to it, I have instant noodles here, I can't be hungry for you!" Wang Lei said calmly but helplessly, they are envied in China, but they are just outliers in the eyes of others abroad, life is like this, each has its own suffering.
Lin Tiangou couldn't swallow this breath, he also spent money, why didn't he have a plane meal! Continuously pressing the service bell, a sturdy aunt twisted her huge buttocks and said impatiently in English, "What's the matter?"
"What about the plane meal for the two of us?" Wang Lei wanted to pull Lin Tiangou, but the other party directly shook off his hand, the aunt laughed when she heard it, and the other passengers on the plane also began to laugh, Wang Lei blushed and hurriedly persuaded, "Forget it, buddy! It's just a meal, there's no need to make such a big fuss!"
"What are you laughing at!" Lin Tiangou directly smuggled, although the aunt didn't understand what it meant, but looking at her tone, she also knew that Lin Tiangou was not saying a good thing, "You lowly Chinese people must abide by our rules when you come to our country M! The others haven't finished eating, you are not qualified to eat, if you don't accept it, you can get off the plane!" After saying that, the aunt was about to turn around and leave, but Lin Tiangou grabbed his shoulder, and the aunt cried out in pain.
"Now call your captain to me! Wang Lei, you translate to him!" Wang Lei saw that this guy was a ruthless person, so he had to do it, and the aunt scolded while shouting, and what "shit" and "fxxk" and other dirty words came out, Lin Tiangou was not polite, and slapped the aunt who slapped him and slapped him dizzy.
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Country M is a country that pays attention to human rights, you can't do this!" The man in the suit with gold wire glasses next to him stepped forward to dissuade him, but he suddenly became stunned when he looked at Lin Tiangou's sharp eyes, Lin Tiangou once read a news, thinking that the Chinese doctor was beaten by the flight attendants of United Airlines for no reason, and finally just issued an apology statement hastily, if the other party does not look for trouble, he will not take the initiative to provoke trouble, since you are disrespectful to me, then I must also get used to you!
Captain Calvin dared to come with a big belly, he was still enjoying the intimate service given by the only girl who could be called a flight attendant on this flight, and the good thing was interrupted and he naturally held his breath, "These yellow-skinned monkeys know to find trouble in one day, and I must repatriate him when he gets to country M!"
Seeing the empty aunt who was pressed to the ground by Lin Tiangou, Calvin was immediately furious, and ran over with a big belly, everyone only felt that the whole plane was shaking, and they had to pick up the slinger stick in their hands and beat it without breaking up, Lin Tiangou kicked it down, Calvin fell to the ground and began to scream in pain, aggrieved like a three-hundred-pound child.
"Damn, buddy, you won't kick him out of the way, right? M Guoyan is just like our domestic uncles and aunts to make money, don't really believe in their set of democracy and freedom, it's all TM for Silly Boyi!" Wang Lei reminded, Lin Tiangou nodded, "Don't worry, I didn't go to the hospital to check my with that kick!"
Calvin said nothing on the flight, he also met Huaxia people who wanted to be fair, but with the gun on the head, these people all shut their mouths, and the bastard in front of him turned out to be the legendary kung fu, so just shoot him, and then say that it threatens the safety of this flight!
"Dude, otherwise forget it, you have to mix in country M anyway, this kind of temper meets a with a gun, maybe you will die!" Lin Tiangou has been paying attention to Calvin's hand in his pocket, for fear that the other party will pull out a gun, after all, this is not a country, country M has always refused to pass the gun ban bill, but instead dumped the pot to the shooting game, this kind of self-deception, but also makes its domestic security far from as good as it seems, campus shooting violence continues, usually in country M, if there are a few niggers behind him, then hurry up, otherwise you will lose your money, and you will lose your wealth when you encounter some perverts.
The moment Calvin pulled out his gun, Lin Tiangou picked up the fruit knife next to him and threw it over, and the knife directly penetrated the opponent's hand, "Ahh
"Sure enough, it's pocket!" said him, pointing a gun directly at Calvin's forehead.
"Please don't kill me! I'll kowtow to you, spare me!"