Chapter 11015: Witty Abe
As soon as the one-eyed monster said this, it immediately caused a lot of heated discussions among the monsters, especially the Santu River has not been alive for hundreds of years, and these monsters have more hunger for the flesh and blood of the living than anything else.
"One-eyed monster, aren't you lying? Lao Tzu hasn't eaten human flesh for hundreds of years!"
"If you lie about the military, don't blame us for smashing your inn!"
"It doesn't matter if you eat a human head or not, you just want to see a living person!"
The monsters talked nonsense, and the one-eyed monster swore and touched his chest and said: "Brothers, I am definitely not lying, those two are fresh humans at first glance, what I have seen with this eye, there can be absolutely no mistake, you can go upstairs and enjoy this feast now!"
"Don't worry, one-eyed monster, we will definitely keep it for you!"
"Okay, old buddy, eat and drink well!" The one-eyed monster sneered, Abe Harunobu and Oharu couldn't imagine that the other party would be able to see through their disguises.
As soon as they entered the room, the two immediately sat on the bed, and Abe Harunobu said with a solemn face: "Now we have to think of a way, whether to lurk in the inn or find a chance to escape!"
"Escape? Xiaohao and the bear child are still in prison, how can we ignore them?" Da Chun's tone was a little excited, "If you want to escape by yourself, it's a big deal that Lao Tzu will rush over directly and rescue them!
"Are you sick in the brain? I said that I would run away first, and I wouldn't leave them alone!" Abe Harunobu was a little speechless when he saw such a reckless man as Da Haru, "First find a way to wake up Mr. Lin, with him here, we will have the backbone! What is the use of you going stupidly alone? Give people heads?"
Daharu was taught a lesson by Abe Harunobu and wanted to fight back, but at this time they suddenly heard the voice of someone going up the steps, "Shhhh
"The two brothers in it, let's go out to drink together! We're all monsters, so we should be happy!"
"We have good and fresh human flesh, and I specially invite you to enjoy it!"
"The two brothers won't give us face, right?"
The leader was a bear monster, with big shoulders and a round waist, and smashed the door with one hand, "I'm sorry, I'm more enthusiastic, so I didn't say hello and came in first!"
At this time, Abe Harunobu showed his fox face again, and Daharu's hair was just burned, so he had no choice but to light the fire again.
Staring at Da Chun, whose entire head was immersed in flames, the bear monster was really a little unsure, "Hehe, brother, your head has been burning?
"What nonsense are you talking about with them, it's obviously two living people, just eat him and it's over!"
"So many of us are still afraid of these two humans?
Abe Harunobu immediately understood, these monsters were suspicious of his and Daharu's identity, but even if the disguise of the two just now was not seamless, it would not show its feet, and there must be something wrong with it.
"What do you mean, you want to do something with this seat?" Abe Harunobu directly took out the lizard pill at this time, and this demonization weapon immediately released a strong demonic aura, and when Hayashida Gou was unconscious, Abe Harunobu had to take it over and put it on his side.
In the face of such a strong demonic aura, how can these monsters still have the leisure to provoke, "Don't go, let this seat try, your body is hard, or the sword of this seat is sharp!"
Da Chun was stunned at this time, Abe Harunobu's acting skills, this tone, he was really blind if he didn't play a villain boss, but Abe Harunobu completely entered the role, and these monsters were so scared that they immediately quit the room.
"Damn! Brother Abe, you're so good! I have to give you a thumbs up!"
"Less of him, who is your brother!" Abe Harunobu immediately put away the lizard pill, "Thank you, friend!"
Lizaramaru's purple blade responded and withdrew it into its scabbard.
Seeing those monsters who came upstairs coming down so quickly, the one-eyed monster was a little confused, "What's the matter? Brother, why are you eating so fast? ”
"Smack!" the bear monster stepped forward with a big mouth, "Are you eyes? Damn! They are a big demon, and they almost slaughtered us all, yards! Fortunately, we ran fast!"
"Big demon? It's impossible! Then he's obviously two humans!" At this time, the one-eyed monster was completely stupid, he had never missed that eye, could it be that something happened this time?
"Fuck you, what a human!"
Seeing that the bear monster was about to hit someone again, the one-eyed monster was also anxious, "Do you guys listen to me! Our neighbors for so many years, have I fooled you once?"
"Why not? A dish is not short of catties and two, just put more salt in him!"
"That's right, sometimes he steals raw materials!"
"Last time, I ate monster meat from you, and I want to eat human flesh, okay?"
The one-eyed monster only felt that he was getting darker and darker, but fortunately he immediately calmed down, "I'll tell you once! Those two bastards! They must be human! I will swear in the name of the one-eyed monster today! You just go straight to it!"
A large group of monsters looked at each other, and everyone said so, so can it be fake?
"Shall we go and have another look? You can't just use demonic qi as a benchmark, I heard that there are demon cultivators in the human race!"
"That is, anyway, if the law doesn't blame the public, can those two really kill us all?"
"Yes, it's in the one-eyed inn anyway, it's nothing to kill, brothers, come with me!"
This time the bear monster took the lead again, because the door was smashed by it, Abe Harunobu and Oharu chose to change rooms, this time the bear monster was obviously a lot smarter and learned to knock on the door.
"Ahem, what, big brother, are you here? We still have something to ask you!"
Da Chun was irritable at this time, looked at Abe Harunobu and complained, "Are these bastards finished!"
"You go open the door!" Seeing that Da Haru's hair was already burning a few at this time, Abe Harunobu couldn't help laughing.
"Damn! If the Jade Emperor wakes up, I will definitely slaughter these bastards! Lao Tzu's hair is burned because of them!" Da Chun opened the door, and when he saw the bear monster at the door cowering, he was immediately full of confidence, "What are you doing here?
was reprimanded by Da Chunyi, and the anger of the monsters also came up, "We just want to make friends, are you so scolding?"
"That's right! Look at you like this, there must be a cat! Brothers, let's go up and see if they are human beings!"
"Everyone, rush me! Even youkai can't be so arrogant with us!"
At this time, Lizaramaru's ancient tyrannosaurus phantom appeared behind Abe Harunobu, "Roar!"
With a roar, Lizard Pill directly drank back all the monsters, "If you want to die, take a step forward!"
Many monsters wondered, isn't this a fox? How can you conjure up an ancient tyrannosaurus?
"No... We're really here to make friends, and we mean nothing else..."
"Who said that the two of us are human? I don't know if this is a huge insult to a monster?" Abe Harunobu drew his sword out of its sheath at this time, and the phantom of the ancient tyrannosaurus became more and more material, as if it was about to devour them at any time.
"It's all that one-eyed monster! He insisted that the two big demons were human! You can't blame us!"
"Yes, we are also bewitched by him, we are all great good citizens!"
"As long as you don't do it, we will have a treat at the inn in the next few days!"
Abe Harunobu counted it instantly, and sure enough, it appeared on the bastard, he walked downstairs directly with his sword, and the one-eyed monster at this time saw that Abe Harunobu was a little weak-hearted, and the other party was not killed, so it must have been those monsters upstairs who sold him!
"Hehe, guest, do you have anything you need?
"Poof!"
Abe Harunobu directly drew his sword, and the eye of the one-eyed monster had been directly blinded by him, "Deliberately slander us and others, and stab your eyes as a warning! Next time I do it again, I will kill you directly!"
The one-eyed monster is completely confused at this time, even if he is a human being, his style of behavior is more monster than that of a monster!
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Lin Tiangou took Qian Xiaohao and Long Wu out of the prison directly at this time, the three of them are currently injured, and when they have nowhere to go, Long Wu was stuffed into the house, and Ishikawa Gozaemon immediately said: "What are you still doing in a daze? Come in quickly!"
This inconspicuous dwelling is Ah Guo's preparation for emergencies, "This gentleman, you can wake up, and I really have to thank you for the strange beast!"
"Don't thank you for your kindness, just serve rock sugar gourd, fried chicken and beer every day in the future!" Xiao Si instantly blushed when he saw Ah Guo's beauty.
"Thank you for your help, if you hadn't sent Xiao Si in, I might not have woken up now. Lin Tiangou thanked Ah Guo and said, "I still have one more thing I want to ask, where did my two companions go? Also, the whereabouts of the Ten Fists Sword!
"Ten Fist Sword, it's really a familiar and unfamiliar name!" Ah Guo said with a smile, she touched Xiao Si's shiny fur, "This sword can be said to be an excellent artifact, but you say that it was born for justice, this is up for debate." ”
"Actually, the Ten Fists Sword is now in the hands of the City Lord of the Trust Santu River, which was given to him by Izanami, and the purpose is to deter these ghosts!" Ishikawa Gozaemon was a little depressed, "I thought you were here to target Izanami, and it took a long time to get the same as Lao Tzu when he was alive, for treasures!"
"We are also for your country. Lin Tiangou directly denied that it was for the purpose of the artifact, "This time you neon people are also coming, in addition to that onmyoji, there should be a witch, if there is any news, please tell us by the way!"
"Actually, I've really heard some rumors about the shrine maiden!" Ah Guo said with some concern, "but now she is probably dead!"