Chapter 97: The Green Is Not Thorough Enough
"Report the location!"
After Ye Lan heard Zhao Wenxiao's words on the phone, she smiled and said, "You can't find the specific location, I'll send you a location on WeChat." ”
Honk!
After Ye Lan hung up the phone, she opened the WeChat message and sent a location to Zhao Wenxiao, and at the same time tore off the skin of the person on her face.
At this time, Zhong Zitang, who had given up struggling in the toilet, suddenly struggled violently.
"No, no...... Sprinkle me!"
"I don't want to hand it over to the Golden Rooster (Detective) Division......"
Zhong Zitang suffered a lot of shame, he could die at Ye Lan's hands, but he was definitely not allowed to be taken away by the people of the Detective Division.
He's struggling like crazy.
"It's so noisy!"
Ye Lan was worried that Zhong Zitang would really break free and run away, so she stepped on Zhong Zitang's ass at the moment: "Don't move, otherwise your pants will be taken off." ”
“......”
Zhong Zitang's body no longer moved.
But Ye Lan could feel Zhong Zitang's body trembling.
He was scared.
Being taken away by the Detective Division was enough to make him feel scared.
But if he was taken away by the detective department, he turned out to be bare-assed, and he wouldn't be blind even if he died......
"Sprinkle me, or I will scatter thee in the future!"
Zhong Zitang screamed in the toilet.
He felt that he might as well be dead now.
The strong can only die by standing, and must not live on their knees.
Da! Da! Da!
At this time, Zhao Wenxiao, who received the location from Ye Lan, had already navigated by helicopter.
The person in charge of the detective department on the helicopter, Zhao Wenxiao, and two men in windbreakers, jumped directly before the helicopter fell.
"Cow Pi!"
Seeing this scene, Ye Lan couldn't help but twitch, this is at least more than ten meters!
Ye Lan didn't know how strong the people in the Detective Department were, but he still knew how strong Zhao Wenxiao was.
Zhao Wenxiao also dares to jump?
Boom!
The three men of the Detective Division landed on the ground steadily, and the posture of landing on one knee was extremely handsome.
Especially wearing a trench coat.
Bang!
However, when Zhao Wenxiao landed, he was lying on the ground, like a toad...... I don't know where the shoes flew.
Ye Lan: "......"
Ye Lan was stunned at that time, and hurriedly ran over to turn Zhao Wenxiao's body over, and said, "Teacher Zhao, what are you doing here?"
Zhao Wenxiao's nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he looked at Ye Lan with a desperate expression and said, "Yes...... It was Song Siming who asked me to jump, I said I can't do it, he said how can a man say no?"
Ye Lan had a toothache at that time.
This Zhao Wenxiao is really straight!
"Who is Song Siming?" asked Ye Lan.
"It's me!"
At this time, a middle-aged man in a windbreaker walked over, and behind him were two men in windbreakers who arrested Zhong Zitang.
However, the toilet on Zhong Zitang's head is still there.
The middle-aged man stretched out his hand to Ye Lan and said, "You are Ye Lan, right!"
"I am!"
Ye Lan nodded.
"My name is Song Siming, from the Detective Division, I was able to arrest Zhong Zitang this time, thanks to your ......"
Ye Lan stretched out his hand and shook Song Siming's hand, a smile suddenly appeared on Song Siming's face, looked at Ye Lan and said: "I heard that you are not an awakened person but a transcendent martial artist, the Monster Affairs Bureau currently only accepts awakened people, but my Detective Department is different, as long as it is a transcendent person, how about joining my Detective Division? I can issue you a certificate now and enter your information into the system......
Zhao Wenxiao looked at Song Siming with a shocked expression, is this detective department digging the foot of the wall of the Monster Affairs Bureau?
Ye Lan was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head decisively and said, "Not good!"
“???”
Song Siming was shocked at that time, what kind of place is the Detective Department? It is the most special and highest-level organization in the whole of China at present.
The authority is one level higher than that of the Yokai Bureau.
It specializes in dealing with the violations of law and discipline by transcendentals, and it is also a special law enforcement agency with the authority to cut first and then play.
Song Siming said: "Why is it not good? Joining the Investigation Department, cadres like Zhao Wenxiao have to listen to you when necessary, and even if he violates discipline, you can arrest him on the spot......
Zhao Wenxiao on the side was stunned!
Does this Song Siming have an enmity with him?
Why pull him out of the tree typical?
Isn't there a Zhong Zitang at the scene? This guy is the guy who violates the law and discipline......
"Really?"
Ye Lan was a little moved, and he asked, "Can I join the Detective Division and participate in the monster incident?"
Song Siming was stunned for a moment, not quite understanding why Ye Lan asked this? Could it be that dealing with the monster incident is still a wonderful thing?
"Of course, this is not possible, each institution has its own scope of authority...... Song Siming said.
Ye Lan was disappointed.
If he joins the Detective Division and can freely remnant all kinds of monster incidents, then he will be even more handy at absorbing demon energy.
Song Siming was shocked at the time.
What did he just see?
He saw that Ye Lan showed a look of disappointment after hearing that he had joined the Detective Division and could not participate in the monster incident.
Oh, my God!
What kind of hot-blooded boy should this be, it seems that all he is thinking about is to eliminate demons!
Ye Lan thought for a while and said, "You asked me to join the Detective Division, could it be because you don't want to give me a gratuity?"
Song Siming: "......"
Executor A: "......"
Executor B: "???"
The three people from the Detective Division, after hearing Ye Lan's words, were shocked at the time, is his Detective Division such an organization?
Is it the kind of Shimizu Yamen who can't get a gratuity?
It's obviously a monthly fund, so much that it can scare people to death!
Because of the heavy responsibility of the Detective Division, almost all transcendental beings, that is, martial artists, awakened people, and cultivators, are the objects of supervision by the Detective Division.
Therefore, the state must ensure that the executors of the Investigation Department must first of all have excellent quality, pass the political examination, and have extremely high cultivation qualifications.
In this way, the state's support in terms of resources will be implemented wholeheartedly.
The Detective Division was established at the same time as the Monster Bureau, but it has more resources than the Monster Bureau, which is why the official website of the Monster Bureau has a mall that sells various pill cheats.
The Detective Division does not need it at all.
How rich!
Song Siming looked at Ye Lan with a dark face and said, "You think too much, as for the reward for your assistance in capturing Zhong Zitang, our Detective Division will issue it to your account and address within seven working days." ”
Then Song Siming said directly to the other two executors: "Take Zhong Zitang away!"
"Yes!"
After the two executors were gone.
Song Siming thought for a while, took out a business card from the inner pocket of his windbreaker, and said, "If you want to join the Detective Department in the future, or ...... If you want to report the violation of law and discipline by the personnel of the Second Department of the Monster Affairs Bureau, just call this number. ”
Zhao Wenxiao on the side: "???"
After Ye Lan took the business card, she nodded and said, "Thank you, uncle!"
Song Siming: "......"
Song Siming smiled stiffly when he heard Ye Lan's name, and then jumped directly into the helicopter and left Anning City.
And at this time, the executors who were deployed in the places where Zhong Zitang might appear all returned to the team and announced that the task was completed.
Zhao Wenxiao looked at Ye Lan with a smile and said, "You kid didn't disappoint the Monster Affairs Bureau, and those people in the Detective Department didn't have a good thing......"
Before Zhao Wenxiao finished speaking, the phone rang.
After Zhao Wenxiao saw the caller message, a smile quickly appeared on his face, and said, "Hey, Brother Song, is there something wrong?"
"Really, thank you so much Brother Song, next time I go to Shendu, I invite you to dinner!"
"Howler!"
After Ye Lan saw Zhao Wenxiao answering the phone, the whole person was shocked.
He heard who the person on Zhao Wenxiao's phone was, it was Song Siming, the detective who had just left.
It's just that Zhao Wenxiao didn't say just now that the Detective Division doesn't have a good thing?
Why is this such a grateful look?
After Zhao Wenxiao hung up the phone, he then looked at Ye Lan and said, "Where did I just go?"
Ye Lan thought for a while and said, "You said that the detective department ......"
Zhao Wenxiao smiled and said, "The Detective Department is still quite good!"
Ye Lan: "......"
Ye Lan had a toothache at that time and asked, "What did Song Siming say just now, are you so excited?"
"Haha, is there one?"
Zhao Wenxiao laughed twice, but didn't say why he was so happy.
Then Zhao Wenxiao looked at Ye Lan and asked, "Let's talk about it, how did Zhong Zitang get captured?" Song Siming didn't have time to ask just now, let me ask on my behalf. ”
Ye Lan thought for a while and said, "I don't know, he originally wanted to come over and beat me, but he accidentally fell over his head and got stuck in the toilet......"
"Really?"
Zhao Wenxiao smiled dryly, but he also knew that Ye Lan didn't want to say much, so he didn't ask any further.
Anyway, Zhong Zitang will explain all this when the time comes.
Zhao Wenxiao then pulled Ye Lan aside and whispered, "Do you want to erase your girlfriend's memory......?" Who is that man with facial paralysis? Did he slap Zhong Zitang into the toilet bowl and then leave?"
Ye Lan's face darkened at that time: "Facial paralysis man?"
Zhao Wenxiao patted Ye Lan's shoulder and comforted: "It's okay, if you want to live a good life, how can you not have a little green on your head?
Ye Lan's face darkened even more, and said, "Then how have you lived?"
Zhao Wenxiao smiled: "It's okay!"
Zhao Wenxiao knew Ye Lan's urine, and he must have wanted to hack him.
However, Ye Lan said: "Okay, then you must not be green enough." ”
Zhao Wenxiao: "......"
......
Ye Lan didn't tell Zhao Wenxiao that the man with facial paralysis was him, because he still needed to use this identity to absorb more demonic energy.
Even for many things that are inconvenient for the deity to come forward, it's good to wear a mask.
But...... Clothes are a problem.
Ye Lan thought to herself, should she learn from those superheroes in the movie and customize a set of clothes to wear inside?
At the critical moment, the coat was torn and he became a man with facial paralysis?
Bah!
God's special facial paralysis man, he himself now calls people facial paralyzed men.
And Zhao Wenxiao finally looked at Ye Lan's face, and did not erase She Xiaoman's memory, and asked the Monster Affairs Bureau to send the two back to the Bishui Park community in a special car.
After Zhao Wenxiao sent Ye Lan and She Xiaoman away, he smiled and said, "If you can't be the person in charge of the Anning City Monster Affairs Bureau, it's not bad to become the executor of the Detective Department......
Thank you, Ye Lan!"