Chapter 2 Overlord Meal
Xiao Yiqing's method is both simple and rude, eat the overlord meal, anyway, don't all TV series act like this, eating the overlord meal is to be beaten or left by the restaurant to brush the dishes, no matter how hard the restaurant people beat, it is much better than going home and letting Lao Xiao fight well.
Fear of this thing is not without reason, Xiao Yiqing lived in the Northeast with his father and brother when he was five years old, at that time there was not enough food to eat, Xiao Yiqing's father Xiao Ding and Xiao Yiqing's brother Xiao Yicai often went hunting in the mountains, Xiao Yiqing remembered very clearly, his brother Xiao Yiqing only went hunting once, and he didn't come back for a long time, Xiao Ding took him to find his brother, but he met a big black bear on the road, Xiao Ding knocked the black bear out with a punch in front of Xiao Yiqing, who was only five years old, and this punch made Xiao Yiqing scared for more than ten years。
Hello sir, welcome!
The waiter outside the restaurant said very politely to Xiao Yiqing, Xiao Yiqing glanced at the waiter, smiled secretly in his heart, and thought, if you knew that I was here to eat the overlord meal, you wouldn't say that.
Xiao Yiqing entered the restaurant and found that there was only one table of people eating, and the rest of the seats were empty, so he found a random place to sit down, and sat for a while without anyone coming over to ask him what he wanted, Xiao Yiqing had never come, and he didn't know, so he sat there and waited stupidly, and after ten minutes, two more people came into the restaurant, an old lady with a girl, and the two people were dressed very strangely, not like Han people, a bit like ethnic minorities.
Xiao Yiqing looked at the young girl, who was petite and exquisite, with two big silver-white earrings on her ears, the girl saw Xiao Yiqing looking at her, turned her head and smiled at Xiao Yiqing, Xiao Yiqing was about to repay the peach, and returned the favor, and when she smiled at the girl, the old lady who was walking with the girl looked at Xiao Yiqing and said coldly: The toad wants to eat swan meat, wishful thinking. On Xiao Yiqing's face, the smile that had been squeezed out was forcibly retracted.
Xiao Yiqing was very unwilling, and wanted to do something to attract the attention of that girl, even if the old lady said that she was embarrassed, it was your granddaughter who seduced me first, this is not my toad eating swan meat, but the swan meat fell into the toad's mouth, thinking of this layer, Xiao Yiqing smiled beautifully, stood up and slapped the table hard, and shouted: Man, why can't I serve the food I ordered? Xiao Yiqing yelled, not only the girl and the old lady were attracted by him, but the attention of the rest of the people at the table was also attracted by him, and the eyes of the four people stared directly at Xiao Yiqing, not allowed to look, and they would go to get the food by themselves! The old lady gave an order to the girl, and the girl's head had to turn back again.
One of the people at the other table got up from the chair, walked to Xiao Yicai's side, pointed with his finger, and said, "Young man, this is the cafeteria, there is no way to order."
Xiao Yiqing's face was already red with shame, the embarrassment was beyond words, it was too embarrassing, the man saw his embarrassment, so he patted Xiao Yiqing's shoulder with his hand, signaled him not to be too nervous, and then went back.
The girl at the other table smiled secretly, obviously not loud, but the restaurant was so quiet that everyone in the restaurant could hear it.
The old lady's tone was a little heavier than just now, and the girl called Ling'er didn't dare to laugh anymore, and said in a low voice: "Grandma, I know it's wrong."
Oh, it turns out that this girl's name is Ling'er, Xiao Yiqing secretly wrote down the girl's name, such a cute girl, I don't know if there will be a chance to see her again in the future!
Xiao Yiqing was hungry, took a plate and saw the meat on the plate, ran back and forth five or six times, finally eaten, I don't know if it was a brain pump or a sudden nerve, Xiao Yiqing saw the new fruit and went up to dry a plate of fruit, which made the waiter cry and laugh, take a step and make a partition still eat, in Xiao Yiqing's opinion, this is a buffet, I have to eat my book back! This is true, but the problem is that Xiao Yiqing has no money at all, and he forgot about this stubble while eating.
After eating the fruit, Xiao Yiqing touched his stomach and was about to go out the door, when the two waiters trotted all the way over to stop him, shouting as they ran: That gentleman, you haven't paid yet! Xiao Yiqing then remembered that he had no money at all, and he came to eat the overlord meal.
Hi hey, Xiao Yiqing smiled at the two waiters chasing him, and asked tentatively: Two brothers, what will happen if someone eats overlord meal in your store? The two waiters were stunned at the same time, thinking that what age is this, and there are still people who eat overlord meals, and the police will come after making a phone call, and they will go inside for a meal, it doesn't seem to be worth it!
Sir, can you make it a little clearer? The waiter wanted to confirm again, Xiao Yiqing said slowly: I mean, what would happen if I ate at your restaurant just now without giving money? The two waiters looked at each other, smiled, and shouted loudly to the kitchen: Boss, someone has come to eat the overlord meal.
As soon as the words fell, a person ran out of the kitchen, a short, vicious-looking, fat-covered man ran out, and shouted loudly: Which dog dares to come to my Wang Tianba's store to eat the overlord meal? The waiter pointed at Xiao Yiqing with his finger, Wang Tianba directly grabbed Xiao Yiqing, and asked: Is it the overlord meal you ate? Wang Tianba's head is already more fierce, ordinary people have long been scared to the point when they see him like this, but Xiao Yiqing is different, he was beaten by his father Xiao Ding since he was a child, his hands and feet are light, he is a belt, an iron rod and the like at every turn, when Xiao Ding is ruthless, he will use whatever is around, and it doesn't matter if he will break the child, Xiao Yiqing is used to intimidation and beating, Wang Tianba's set is useless to him.
Wang Tianba saw that this trick was not very effective, and he couldn't scare this kid at all, and thought, seeing that this kid is not very old, but he is quite bold, it seems that I have to use a ruthless move.
Before Wang Tianba here had time to use his ruthless moves, a bundle of banknotes appeared in front of Wang Tianba, Xiao Yiqing thought it was the girl named Ling'er, and before he went to see it, a very cold voice said: Isn't it just some money, why can't you get along with a child? Xiao Yiqing followed the voice, it turned out to be with the man who said he was a buffet, but just now all his thoughts were on Ling'er's body, and he didn't notice this person at all, and after looking carefully, he found that this person turned out to be a woman, with short hair, wearing a toad glass, and the most important thing was an airport, if she didn't speak, Xiao Yiqing would definitely think that this person was a pure man.
Wang Tianba let go of his hand, and said with a smile while taking the money: Enough, enough.
Xiao Yiqing patted her clothes lightly, wanting to say thank you to this mysterious woman, but before Xiao Yiqing could speak, the mysterious woman had already returned to her dining table.
To Xiao Yiqing's disappointment, Ling'er and her grandmother didn't even look at this side, and really did not care about themselves, and hung high.
Little brother, what do you call it?
Xiao Yiqing followed the voice and looked at the man before.
If you're okay, you can come and sit with us. The man was inviting Xiao Yiqing again, he thought about it, wanted to refuse, but there was no reason to refuse, after all, his companion had just helped him.
My surname is Xiao, Xiao Yiqing!
The surname is Xiao, which is a bit interesting, the mysterious woman smiled and said: My name is Li Li, this is my brother Li Wei, I seem to remember that there is a writer who is also surnamed Xiao!
Xiao Yiqing nodded, and said embarrassedly: That writer has the same name as my father, his surname is Xiao, and the word is a ding.
Li Li and Li Wei both laughed, and Xiao Yiqing asked: Do you two brothers and sisters have anything to do with me?
Li Wei and Li Li shook their heads at the same time
So why are you paying for me?
Li Li regained her cold tone just now: Xiao Yiqing, you have a bit of a problem.
Xiao Yiqing waved his hand and said naturally: No, no, no, it's not that I have many questions, it's a normal person who would ask.
Li Wei glanced at Li Li, Li Li nodded, Xiao Yiqing saw that the two people were making eyes, and he didn't pierce them, but he just drank the tea on the table, and when the two of them spoke first, Xiao Yiqing was suddenly very interested in what the two brothers and sisters would say to a child who had not graduated from high school.
If the other party has to rob the sex, then he will close his eyes and take it over.
Li Li sneered, interrupting Xiao Yiqing, who was fantasizing.
Xiao Yiqing, you think it's pretty good, do you think I'm going to rob you?
Xiao Yiqing was stunned and blurted out: How do you know what I'm thinking? Are you a human or a ghost?
Li Wei glared at Li Li, Li Li lowered her head and drank coffee, Li Wei took out a cigarette from his pocket and handed it to Xiao Yiqing, you smoke a cigarette first, and I will tell you why Li Li knows what you are thinking.
Xiao Yiqing's hands trembled a little, and he took the cigarette handed over by Li Wei tremblingly, lit it quickly, put it in his mouth and took several puffs.