Chapter 191: It's not funny

", what are your eyes? Am I asleep? I'm tired from studying, close my eyes and recuperate. Wu Xiu said angrily: "After a while, I will let you know how Xueba is refined." ”

These brothers are too much, and they don't believe in themselves so much. Wu Xiu decided, he must let reality slap them hard.

In fact, Wu Xiu felt that the reason why his learning strength could not keep up with his learning attitude now was mainly because of the wrong method. If others can learn well, they can definitely do it themselves.

He remembered that when he was a child, the old man told him a story about an old man who was nearly 90 years old, and because there were two mountains in front of their house, every time he went out, he had to take a long detour, which was very inconvenient.

Although the old man is old, he does not live for his life, but wants to do something for his children and grandchildren.

There was another old man in their village, who was said to be the smartest man in their place at that time. The man told him that he had two ways: first, he could climb the mountain and exercise. Second, buy a private jet.

Climbing the mountain is too tiring, and besides, he is old. And buying a private jet, he is an ordinary person, which is obviously unrealistic.

Only then did the old man react, in fact, this smart man was playing tricks on himself. In a fit of rage, the old man vowed to come up with a better and more realistic way for himself.

The old man locked himself in his house for many days, meditating. Later, by listening to the investment advertisements on the radio, he finally thought of a good way - to develop scenic spots.

Once he had an idea, the old man began to implement it. It took him a few days to make a plan and then proposed it to the relevant departments. After various investigations and studies, the relevant departments finally came to the conclusion that they are suitable for the establishment of tourist attractions.

The old man's methods made the villagers live a good life, and he was also recommended to become the village chief. And the wise man was ashamed, so he was naked, carrying a rattan on his back, and took the initiative to admit his mistake to the old man.

It is said that the old man later married a beautiful young daughter-in-law in her twenties, and he lived happily ever after for his last years.

Wu Xiu always felt that the story told by the old man was very inspirational, and it also gave him confidence: as long as the method is right, how can there be difficulties?

As long as you find a suitable learning method by yourself, are you afraid that you won't be able to go back to school?

Zheng Peng smiled at this time: "Well, this is good." Brother Xiu, I support you. I heard my old class say that this year, the school should focus on studying, and the scholarships have increased. And the school should also be strict with the school spirit, after all, our school was still relatively chaotic last year"......

"Everyone, pay attention, don't panic, don't move, let me stand quietly in place. ”

The brothers were talking nonsense, and a familiar voice came from the door of the toilet. Wu Xiu followed the voice and looked over, and was momentarily stunned.

Familiar voice, familiar figure, round face and short hair, shiny and straight hair, it looks like life has been good recently. Not only are people fatter than before, but they are also shiny. He is the director of the political and educational department of No. 1 Middle School - Yang Shan.

Yang Shan took a few security guards to block the door of the toilet, he waved his hand, two security guards blocked the entrance of the toilet, and the rest of the people walked inside.

Yang Shan's face was coaxing as he slowly walked inside, and said with a smile: "Keep my current movements for me, don't move, be honest, maybe I won't make you too sad, otherwise the consequences will be very serious." Most importantly, don't have any messy thoughts. ”

Because Yang Shan's appearance was too sudden, several students were still holding cigarettes in their hands and were directly arrested. However, Wu Xiu and Jiang Tian reacted quite quickly, and hurriedly and secretly threw away the remaining half of the cigarette in their hands.

"You, you, and you, the posture of smoking just now is very handsome!" Yang Shan pointed at three people one after another, and then waved his big hand: "Go and stand over there." ”

"Teacher, we didn't smoke, we just came to the bathroom. One of the three men, a fatter man, explained.

"Don't quibble with me, I only trust what I see. Yang Shan didn't pay any attention to these three people, he took a few steps forward, pointed to a few more people, and said, "There are a few of you, go and stand over there." ”

"Teacher, you have wronged us, we don't smoke. These students saw that they were being targeted by Yang Shan, and hurriedly explained.

"Really?" Yang Shan, with a slight smile, said, "Stretch out your hands." ”

A few students stretched out their hands, although they were puzzled.

Yang Shan stepped forward, put the hands of these students in front of his nose in turn and sniffed them, and said with a smile: "Come, you smell it yourself." With such a strong smell of smoke on your hands, you are still wronged? ”

Yang Shan checked them one by one, and after letting go of the three or four students who were purely going to the toilet, his eyes turned to Brother Wu Xiu.

"What are you doing?" asked Yang Shan, who suddenly frowned.

In fact, Wu Xiu has always felt that although their relationship with Yang Shan, although it is not very good, it is at least reasonable. But now Yang Shan not only spoke inexplicably, but also looked at them like this - something was wrong.

Yang Shan's expression was strange and he walked towards Brother Wu Xiu, but when he walked to Wu Xiu's side, he didn't stop.

When Wu Xiu saw Yang Shan finally walk in front of Feng Fei behind him, he took the opportunity to look at Feng Fei and instantly became depressed.

I saw Feng Fei's two fists clenched tightly together, as if he was trying his best to control something. At this moment, he finally couldn't help it, and his nostrils began to slowly smoke out.

"What are you doing?" Yang Shan stood in front of Feng Fei and said unhappily: "You dare to smoke in front of me?"

Feng Fei was nervous by Yang Shan's staring, he looked up at Yang Shan, winked hard, and said, "I'm thinking about the problem." ”

Feng Fei had just taken a big puff of cigarettes, but he didn't expect Yang Shan's surprise inspection to catch him off guard. In a hurry, he held his breath and endured the smoke. Who knew that I couldn't help it, and the smoke came out of my nostrils.

After being discovered by Yang Shan, Feng Fei had no choice but to explain, so the remaining cigarette in his mouth came out of his mouth and nose.

Poof-

The people on the side couldn't help but laugh out loud when they saw this scene.

"Haha! Brother Squint, you're laughing at me. Why don't you say you're practicing?"

Although the people on the side laughed, at least they restrained a lot. But Hao Yunlai obviously didn't care so much, he covered his stomach with one hand and pointed at Feng Fei with the other, and bent down with a smile.

Yang Shan couldn't stand it anymore, I don't know if it was because Feng Fei was "angry" and angry, or because of Hao Yunlai's fearless attitude of not taking him seriously at all.

Yang Shan first glared at Feng Fei fiercely, and then walked straight to Hao Yunlai, and said unhappily, "Is it funny?"

"Funny...... Is it?"

Hearing Yang Shan's words, Hao Yunlai subconsciously wanted to say "funny". However, when he found that Yang Shan's face was not quite right, he quickly added a "?" at the back.

Then Hao Yunlai added with a serious face: "It's not funny. ”