319. Listen to my grandmother tell ghost stories
"Okay, don't quarrel with the little babies, the Dou Dou has meat, the teacher also has meat, the teacher just doesn't have as much meat as the Dou Dou, you have to eat more." ”
The teacher thought about it seriously, and felt that what my grandmother said was very right, listen, my grandmother also said that my grandmother had flesh and meat, and my sister was wrong.
Dou Dou also thought about it seriously, and felt that what his grandmother said was very right, listen, Grandma also said that Dou Dou had meat, more meat than the teacher, and the teacher had to eat a little more.
Worried that the little sisters would quarrel again, the grandmother asked them if they wanted to hear the story of the puppy.
The two sisters love puppies, so it is easy to attract their attention with this topic, and sure enough, the little sisters are immediately attracted to puppies.
After the grandmother told a story about a puppy, seeing that it was quite late, she asked the little sisters to sleep, but the children refused, so the teacher asked to tell another story about a puppy, and Dou Dou asked her grandmother to tell a ghost story.
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Dou Dou saw that his sister was afraid, and immediately said proudly that children with flesh are not afraid of listening to ghost stories, and only thin children without flesh are afraid of ghosts.
The teacher was hesitant and said in a mosquito-like voice...... In fact, she is not afraid.
Yes, she's not afraid, she just doesn't dare to listen.
Dou Dou immediately asked his grandmother to tell a ghost story, and when they finished telling the ghost story, they went to sleep.
The grandmother believed it and told a ghost story, and then regretted it, because the little sisters screamed and hugged each other, and you could hear the sound, and the two little babies were very excited, scared and excited.
I didn't tell any scary ghost stories, my grandmother thought. Her story just changed the protagonist's name to a person called "ghost", and the little sister was scared like this, or not scared, but excited and exciting.
One more, another ghost~ Dou Dou shouted excitedly, unable to hide his excitement in his tone.
The grandmother felt that she couldn't talk anymore, and the baby didn't want to sleep if she talked about it again, so she asked the teacher who was afraid of ghosts and asked her if she was afraid.
I'm afraid, the teacher said.
Grandma thought to herself, so she asked her if she didn't tell ghost stories.
She thought that the teacher would definitely say that she would not listen, who knew that the little sister would also learn Dou Dou, so let's have another one, please.
Grandma: "......"
......
It's dark, it's dawn.
The moon came out, the moon went down, the baby was rolling, the baby was asking questions and refused to sleep, and then the sun went up......
It's another sunny day, with white clouds floating in the blue sky.
Grandpa got up the first to water the flowers and plants in the yard, Xiang Xiaoyuan and Li Chao cooked in the kitchen, and Xiang Shuying ...... While sleeping, my grandmother was waiting for the two babies to get up with a pair of dark circles under her eyes.
"Don't you want to get up, I heard the story too late last night?" Li Xiang walked into the room, learned about the grand occasion last night, and volunteered, "Come on, come on, my brother will tell you one, the little dung maggot is looking for his mother, but it sounds good, a hundred times better than a ghost story." ”
The little sister was still confused, in the first ten minutes of shock after getting up, indifferent to Li Xiang's words.
Since he didn't object, he wanted to hear it, so Li Xiang began to tell this extremely disgusting story, once upon a time, there was a 4 and a half year old child, her name was Xiaofang, she went to the bathroom to pull a bubble of......
Grandma paused when she dressed Dou Dou, and then carried it over, after all, she was a passer.
But Dou Dou and the teacher are not good, the two little sisters muttered, bitter faces, but they were too lazy to speak, they were weak, they were too high last night, so they could only use their fingers to pestle into the little ears, and did not listen to Li Elephant talk about small dung maggots.
Dou Dou and Shi Shi were getting dressed, and Li Xiang's story continued, and finally at the end, the little dung maggot found its mother, and its mother was Xiao Fang, which hatched from the she pulled......
"Ahh
Although the teacher didn't have such an enthusiastic response, he was also muttering and muttering......
"Little elephant, you go out~"
Grandma finally couldn't help it, and blasted Li Xiang out, disgusting people early in the morning, even if they came over, they couldn't bear this heavy taste.
Li wanted to hurry out, and two brown bear dolls flew behind him...... One hit the door, and the other fell to the ground halfway.
It was Dou Dou who smashed the door, and it was Shishi who fell to the ground, and Shishi was still reluctant to really smash her elephant pigeon.
Outside the door, Xiang Shuying happened to come out of the room, looking lazy and lovely. She looked inside the door, saw two angry babies, and asked Li Xiang what he was doing early in the morning.
Do you want to know what happened to me and what happened? Li wanted to ask, and then without waiting for her to answer, he said, I told Master Dou Dou a super nice story, called the little dung maggot to find her mother, do you want to listen to it? Don't go, auntie, auntie, huh? How did you go to the bathroom, how do you know that my story started from the bathroom, it was like this, there was once a 30-year-old beauty, her name was Xiaoying, one day......
Bang~ The bathroom door is closed.
Li Xiang hesitated at the door for a moment, saw Li Chao standing at the kitchen door with a kitchen knife, looked at him without saying a word, and immediately turned around and went to the yard to stretch.
"Ha~ caught the elephant!" A child hugged Li Xiang's thigh from behind, like a dog.
"Huh, Dou Dou, your crooked neck is okay? Is this a swollen fat thing?"
Li wanted to stop moving, he was lifting a stool to exercise, hurry up and put it down, don't smash the child stupidly. He saw Dou Dou's child holding his legs, looking at him with his little head high, and he was able to move with his neck crooked.
"Huh?ah-yo~" The child was stunned for a moment, then covered her little neck and hummed, threatening that the elephant twisted her neck.
Li Xiang: "......"
"Hee-hee-hee~" Mr. Li, who was standing beside him watching the play, saw all his sister's tricks in his eyes, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Li Xiang did not accept such a touch of porcelain at all. He picked up the humming sinus, squatted down to take a look, touched her neck, and asked her if it still hurt.
Dou Dou hummed and chirped, always wanting to escape, but she couldn't escape before answering the question honestly, her neck was basically fine, but it still hurt a little.
"Congratulations, you kid can finally have some fun today. ”
Yesterday, because this child couldn't exercise vigorously, he didn't go out to play, so he walked around and took a look, and today he can finally be a little more hilarious.
Dou Dou turned his neck around, turned around, indulged in turning his neck, and only after crooking his neck could he realize the importance of his neck.
"Can you lift me up?" Dou Dou asked Li Elephant with his little head held high, and when she came, she saw Li Elephant lifting a stool, which was a bit powerful. She ran over and lifted her hands with a struggle.
"Aren't you afraid?" asked Li Xiang.
Dou Dou shook his head, he had heard several ghost stories, and he was still afraid of raising his head.
Li Xiang immediately grabbed her clothes with one hand, lifted it up against the sun, put it down, lifted it, put it down...... The children are all excited and shouted.
He saw that the master was looking at her, beckoned her to come over, and grabbed the little sister with the other hand, lifted it, put it down, lifted it up, put it down......
"I, I'm a little fairy ~Gray Ash~" Shi Shi said happily.
Dou Dou immediately said that she was the sister of the little fairy, the big fairy.
She refuses to suffer any loss, and the loss is to eat small dung maggots.