Zhao Si'an paused his throat, and another paragraph flew out: "I went out just now and saw that an uncle fell, so I went over and asked: Uncle, my monthly salary is less than 1,000 yuan, can I help you up?"

Uncle: Young man, you can go, I'll wait a while. Me: Okay, thank you, uncle! Although the weather is cold, the uncle's words are warm and full of positive energy. ”

"Hahaha!"

There was a giggle in front of the phone screen.

Chen Xiaokang is a construction worker, and after a tiring day, he likes to use his mobile phone to relieve the fatigue of the day.

"Boss, open bottle of beer, ten skewers of meat. ”

"Great!"

Chen Xiaokang casually found a place to sit down, picked up his mobile phone and swiped a few short videos of Shake Sen, it was boring, at this time the boss served beer and barbecue, he took a sip of beer, and casually clicked into a game live broadcast room, just grabbed the treasure chest, and Zhao Si'an's handsome face appeared on the screen.

"The man is busy with work during the day, and when he comes home from work to pick up his children, he immediately goes online and plays games.

The wife couldn't bear it anymore and finally broke out, she scolded angrily: Play play, play every day! When will you find out that the child is not your own!

When the man heard this, he was furious: Nima!! I have been suspicious for a long time, and you finally dare to admit it!

Wife: I don't dare to admit it! Go to the living room and see, is it your son who picked you up from kindergarten!!!??"

Poof, Chen Xiaokang squirted out a big sip of beer, and then held his stomach and laughed wildly while hammering the table.

Abnormal behavior arouses the curiosity of customers.

Is this guy crazy?

The customers on the left and right looked at each other, and the boss asked curiously, "Your baby is making a sprinkler?"

"It's funny, this man!"

Chen Xiaokang wiped his tears and held the mobile phone screen high: "He is really funny." ”

Chen Xiaokang didn't care about other people's opinions, and directly turned the mobile phone ringtone to the maximum.

"I heard that the performance of the unit is not good, and layoffs are being brewed, and a role like me must be the first to be laid off, and I can't sit idly by.

At noon, while everyone was taking a nap, I bought five boxes of Zhonghua and secretly came to the leader's office, and before I could open my mouth, the leader suddenly became angry: "Are you in the water in your brain, you might as well concentrate on work if you have this spare time." ”

Anyway, he threw five boxes of toothpaste out in front of me~~~~~~"

"Hahaha!"

The little couple at the next table laughed, and even the boss came over and asked, "What video are you watching, it's still a little interesting!"

"Yes, what are you looking at!" the little couple echoed with a smile: "Share it and let us see." ”

"I'm watching the live broadcast, what kind of trainee. ”

When the words landed, Zhao Si'an said another joke.

"Hahaha, it's funny. ”

The customers in the barbecue stall all laughed, and the little couple said eagerly: "Big brother, you can share it with us, I want to see it, I want to see it!"

"Friend, share it with me too, I think it's funny!"

"Friend, I want it too. ”

"I want it too!"

A group of people surrounded Chen Xiaokang, eager to know what live broadcast Chen Xiaokang was watching, it was so funny, they had never laughed so much like today!

Be sure to pay attention!

Chen Xiaokang looked at the expectant gaze in front of him and shouted: "Don't rob it, everyone, it's a live broadcast on the crocodile, and the name of the room is MS trainee Zhao Si'an." ”

After swiping it, everyone returned to their seats, and hurriedly took out their mobile phones to enter Zhao Si'an's live broadcast room.

Chen Xiaokang silently paid attention, he had looked for many ways to decompress, only Zhao Si'an's live broadcast could make him relax and laugh out loud without scruples!

Touch......

The two local tyrants tirelessly swiped the gifts, and the mobile phone screen kept appearing Super Rocket, Porsche, and even many viewers kept swiping other small gifts.

"Please don't give me gifts, if you like me, remember my name - Zhao Si'an!"

Zhao Si was overjoyed, the two local tyrants each swiped 60,000 yuan! Come on, kill me with money!

"Gifts must be swiped! Support Si'an for 10,000 years!"

[Ding ~ Birth of the host iron powder, nickname: Luo King]

Luo King waved his hand, 20 Porsche, 37,760 yuan directly thrown at Zhao Si'an!

"You brush me, I will brush it! Support Si'an for 100 million years!"

[Ding ~ Birth of the host iron powder, nickname: Pingjiang Aixiaosheng]

Pingjiang Aixiaosheng waved his big hand, Super Rocket X30, 45,000 yuan was thrown into the water!

Two local tyrant brothers, I can't afford to mess with them!

Zhao Si'an is full of black lines, people have money!

I really can't afford to mess with it, I'd better tell the joke silently, please smash me to death with RMB!

[Ding~ Host Iron Powder Increased, Current Quantity: 127]

[Iron fan, as the name suggests, follow the host for a lifetime! You are the youth of iron fans! Iron fans miss you forever! Only artists with iron fans can become legendary superstars!]

After brushing it, Zhao Si'an's room was swiped by fans with a gift of 200,000 yuan, except for the 100,000 yuan he could get!

This is the rhythm of 36.5 million annual income!

He was about to stop the live broadcast!

Just to drop the audience's appetite!

"That's the end of today's live broadcast of the audience, we'll see you next time, I will post the later live broadcast time in the crocodile fish bar from time to time, please pay attention to me!"

I'm sorry, I don't have Weibo!

"Friend, don't do this, keep chatting!"

"Big brother, don't leave, I'm going to continue to listen to jokes. ”

"Little brother, don't go, I miss you!"

You can't help but go, you will get tired of listening to too many jokes, and at the same time, you can't broadcast it every day, after all, you have to lose your appetite!

"Si'an, I love you, let's talk a little longer"

A series of colorful barrages were made by King Luo, a local tyrant, to save Zhao Si'an.

"The local tyrant spoke, little brother, you must stay, we have no problem if you are cold, but we can't chill your food and clothing, parents, and big brother Tuhao!"

Pingjiang Aixiaosheng also played a long barrage, "Si'an, keep chatting, it's still early." ”

"The two local tyrants have spoken to keep it, big brother, you have to continue broadcasting, you can offend us, you can't offend the local tyrants!"

Faced with this situation, Zhao Si'an smiled slightly, and he said seriously: "Actually, my live broadcast is to share happiness, to chat with everyone, not to make money."

I am grateful for the tips from two friends, which is a recognition of me. After all, it's half past 10 o'clock, and our trainees are very busy with work and can't stay up late.

See you soon, friends!"

Zhao Si'an deliberately exited the live broadcast room 10 seconds late, he wanted to see the reaction of the audience, especially the local tyrants.

Luo King: "Please don't keep my little Si'an, other celebrities work at a fast pace, and you must maintain a healthy sleep." ”

Pingjiang didn't smile and said: "People are here to share happiness, not to make money, our family's Si'an is very tired, can you not be tired of creating so many excellent jokes? ”

Sure enough, he was an iron fan, and he would take the initiative to help me speak, Zhao Si'an was overjoyed and silently closed the live broadcast, which was great!

He looked at his schedule, tomorrow morning is fine, practice dance in the afternoon, I'm too idle!

Just brush up on a wave of online games!

Yes!