"An An, someone has come to check the room!"

Sharp-eyed fans desperately used the screen to remind Zhao Si'an that his opponent came to check the room, An'an, you have to work hard!

Ward rounds are opportunities for Zhao Si'an, what are he afraid of!

At this time, Zhao Si'an's handsome face appeared in Brother Shanshui's live broadcast room, and his fans made a fuss, "It turned out to be a little white face who sold faces, no wonder he didn't dare to connect with the microphone! How can the little white face have the ability to connect the microphone! They can only be cool." ”

Brother Shanshui looked at the handsome face, which anger in his heart, I worked so hard that I couldn't compare to a face! You are so handsome that you have reached the level of a star, what kind of anchor are you messing with!

Who doesn't know that whether it is an anchor or an Internet celebrity, it relies on the software beauty function and PS retouching, no matter how good-looking the Internet celebrity anchor is on the Internet, but he is actually very passerby, and even has an ugly face that has failed plastic surgery!

I'm.

Brother Shanshui said: "It turns out that he is a soft rice man who only knows how to deceive little girls! There is garbage every year, and there is a lot of it this year." Losing to a handsome face is a failure for me, and it is also a failure for the entire entertainment industry!"

At this time, Zhao Si'an said a joke lightly,

I was 19 years old, I drove a Lamborghini, I didn't ask my parents for a penny, and I didn't rely on other people to help, I came up with it alone.

……

Again

Me: Doctor, I would like to consult something.

Doctor: Yes.

Me: My dad went to your hospital for a check-up two days ago, and when he came back, he told me that the reason for his illness was that he was wearing too high shorts...... How does this work?

Doctor: I'm talking about cholesterol that's too high!

……

Again,

A woman may cheat on you, a brother may betray you, but math will not,

Math won't just won't!

Crackling, three in a row!

Poof, Brother Shanshui couldn't help laughing, so funny. Suddenly, he was startled, and he couldn't laugh!

His fan said: "This guy is quite funny, even Brother Shanshui laughed! It seems that people are not such garbage!"

Brother Shanshui couldn't help but smile and said coldly: "Most of them were copied somewhere, I don't believe he can be funny all the time." ”

The joke is very funny, but Brother Shanshui can't laugh.

The paragraph continues,

I just went to the pharmacy to buy medicine, and suddenly forgot what medicine I wanted to buy, and the owner of the pharmacy said: I have been selling medicine for decades, as long as you know the two words in the medicine, I will know what the medicine is.

I thought about it for a long time and said: I only know the last two words.

The boss asked: What word?

I said: capsules.

It's another series of jokes, Brother Shanshui really can't laugh, his face is green!

There's no joke of this level on the market, right?

A terrifying thought welled up in his heart, this is original!

While listening to the jokes, the keen Mr. Liu paid attention to the discussion of netizens about ward rounds, and he asked: "What does ward rounds mean?"

After Miss Wang explained the rules of ward rounds and PK, Mr. Liu snorted lightly, he didn't care about any landscape brother, he really didn't care!

"How long will it take you to reward those two million? Don't let my man suffer!"

When the words landed, a chill surged in Miss Wang's heart, and she looked at Mr. Liu with disdain, "It turns out that there is a reason why you don't get married!"

"What's the reason! I'm not here for your face!"

Mr. Liu didn't know what was going on, anyway, he would shout after chatting with Miss Wang for a few words.

Miss Wang crossed her waist and asked, "What kind of face do I have? What is your man?"

"An An of our family, I am a fan of An An now, and I see that other fans call Zhao Si'an like this, so what's wrong with me shouting nicknames?"

"Only female fans call Zhao Si'an An An, and male fans collectively call An An a finger Zen! I know you're lying when I look at your face! You're disgusting. ”

Mr. Liu looked helpless, he was really lying, what he wanted to express was my sister's man, who knew that this sentence was too long, he said it was slippery.

Of course, I can't let the girl know, Zhao Si'an has to continue to investigate!

Mr. Liu said with a dark face: "Do you want to reward or not, what kind of water brother's face are we going to slap, we have to slap my face in person, slap it hard with money, slap it on the left and slap it on the right!"

"Don't worry, it's still early. ”

Miss Wang has her own clever plan!

Brother Shanshui looked at his fans who kept neatly brushing the hahaha barrage on the screen, he was shocked, my fans were almost fascinated by Zhao Si'an.

He immediately withdrew from Zhao Si'an's live broadcast room, don't be sarcastic about Zhao Si'an, but he also lost his basic disk.

Brother Shanshui smiled: "I've been watching the other side for so long, I'm going to come up with a unique job, hip-hop rap has been popular recently, I'll sing two paragraphs for everyone." ”

He turned on the music and began to lip-sync, "Yo yo, Cheek is noisy, the sparrows in the sky are not birds, the frogs in the pool are ......"

At this time, when Ren Hai, who was undercover, began to make waves, "What's the point of singing these every day! Tell a joke to make us happy, the joke on the other side is so funny, I'm going to the other side." ”

Brother Shanshui pretended not to see and continued to lip-sync.

Ren Hai continued: "I'm here to have fun, since there is more fun on the other side than you, what am I going to do here? Even if I give a reward of 1,000 yuan, I will leave."

I'm not short of money, I want to be happy!"

"I'm going to be happy, I'm going next door!"

Ren Hai spends money to brush the barrage X100!

The audience who was amused by Zhao Si'an thought about it, and ran away without a firm position.

Shanshui Brother audience reduced by 20,000,

Zhao Si'an's audience added 20,000,

Soon he clicked this account into Zhao Si'an's live broadcast room, and immediately rewarded two thousand. Then he ran to Brother Shanshui's room and shouted, "I'll go, just now that local tyrant went to Zhao Si'an's live broadcast room, and he also rewarded two thousand, I don't believe you guys go to see it."

I just told a joke on the other side, so funny!"

"Really!"

There are fans who are ready to make a move and run.

After Ren Hai's reminder, someone rewarded Zhao Si'an again, and the audience saw that there was no fun on Brother Shanshui's side, so they were taken away by Ren Hai.

Shanshui brother's audience is reduced by 100,000,

Zhao Si'an's audience added 100,000,

Ren Hai's face turned pale, and he immediately stopped, and he shouted: "Songs can also bring happiness to everyone, and you don't have to listen to any jokes." Besides, there is a video of the joke, you can watch it at any time!"

Ren Hai immediately swiped the screen, "There is also a video of your live broadcast songs, I can watch them at any time." ”

Brother Shanshui's eyes were full of hatred, he didn't hate Ren Hai, but hated Zhao Si'an, "I won't record it tonight!!"

"Don't record it, watch your live video, it's better to listen to the original song, the original song is better. ”

Ren Hai immediately swiped 100 pieces of the screen, exited Brother Shanshui's room, and ran into Zhao Si'an's room to reward 3,200 yuan.

At this time, he logged on to the trumpet and shouted in Brother Shanshui's room: "That person just ran to the opposite side and rewarded 3,200 yuan, if you still don't believe it, you can go over and look at the gift list, oops, there is a joke over there, it's funny, can you go? I'm going to leave anyway!"

"Oh, isn't it?"

"You can double open your mobile phone and computer!"

When the audience heard it, they were laughing and telling jokes again, and finally they couldn't sit still!

Shanshui brother's audience is reduced by 200,000,

Zhao Si'an's audience added 200,000,

The fans at home ran out in an instant, Brother Shanshui was ruthless in his heart, and he was banned! But what's the use, Ren Hai ran away early, people are operators, people don't understand these routines?

Ren Hai changed his trumpet again, "That person just gave a reward of 5,000 on the other side! I thought about it and left! Not to mention talent, Brother Shanshui sarcastically mocked the other party, and I couldn't get used to scolding the other party's mongrel's face, I really didn't have quality!"

Ren Hai ran away and changed the trumpet.

Shanshui brother's audience is reduced by 5,000,

Zhao Si'an's audience plus 5,000,

The people in Brother Shanshui's live broadcast room ran out with a bang, and they all entered Zhao Si'an's live broadcast room.

Ren Hai looked at the 830,000 viewers displayed on the screen and sneered, this is a zombie fan!

Believe it or not, no one is speaking in the live broadcast room now!

If there were more than 800,000 fans watching, it would not have been possible to not even speak a word.

The audience is lovely, and whoever has a good work, they will pay!