ps: There are a lot of people with smelly feet, don't sit in the right seat, as I said before, any star in this book has nothing to do with reality.

Li Xiang's idea is very good, but his idea is too good to do it.

He didn't have time to close the door, so Erha followed in, and when he saw Zhang Xiaoping, he jumped over, shook his head and tailed and patted his ass.

It turned out to be a bullshit.

"Eh, eh, eh~ Don't be so enthusiastic, okay, don't lick it! Oh my God, what's going on with this dog, why do you lick it when you see me!"

Zhang Xiaoping put down the microphone in his hand, and wanted to push away the enthusiastic Erha with both hands. He didn't dare to get up and leave, worried that as soon as he left, Erha would pounce on Wu Xuefei. This kind of dirty work must be carried down by the host.

"Li Xiang! Li Xiang! Pull your dog away! I'm going to be mad!" Zhang Xiaoping shouted, using both hands to knock off a steaming dog face, and couldn't let it lick it.

Li Xiang grabbed the dog leash and pulled Erha away, and at the same time said, "This is not my dog." ”

Erha is very big and very stubborn, his legs are on Zhang Xiaoping's body and he refuses to leave, Li Xiang doesn't dare to use too much force, for fear of strangling the dog.

Seeing this, Lin Qingyu hurriedly shouted: "Staff!

Immediately, two staff members ran in, one of them lifted a dog's leg, and finally put Erha away from Zhang Xiaoping.

Zhang Xiaoping stood up and sorted out the clothes on his body, looked at Erha, who was pulled by the three talents, and was speechless for a while.

Wu Xuefei held back a smile and said, "You gave it cookies to eat before, so it remembered you." ”

Zhang Xiaoping was out of breath and was tossed by the dog.

This dog is too heavy, and pressing on him just now is much more energetic than beating his chest with a small fist.

"It's really a good person who can't make it, and he can't give it cookies to eat before. If it is not my race, its heart will be different!"

Erha, who was pulled off Zhang Xiaoping by work, kicked the ground on all fours and refused to leave.

Li wanted to cry and laugh, looking at the huge dog's buttocks, he wanted to kick it and kick it into the sky. Being so troubled by this dog, he was worried, worried that he would be directly passed by Wu Xuefei? Even if he didn't pass directly, he would definitely leave a bad impression.

He has already made up his mind that if he is really eliminated, he will beat Wei Sheng when he goes out, and no one can hold it!

In view of Erha's refusal to go by himself, the two staff members continued to carry a dog's leg and carry Erha to the door.

Erha was framed with two front legs, and his two hind legs were propped up on the ground, and he was forced to follow him out and take two steps, two steps, and walked to the door. may know that after this farewell, it may be difficult to see each other in the future, it turned the dog's head, stuck out its tongue and whimpered at Li Xiang and Zhang Xiaoping, and the pair of lying silkworm eyebrows directly became lying eyebrows.

Erha left, the room finally calmed down, Wu Xuefei and the three sat on the judges' seat, looking at Li Xiang in the middle of the station, and both sides stared at each other.

Finally, Zhang Xiaoping spoke: "Erha is really not yours?"

Li Xiang resolutely cleared up the relationship: "It's really not mine, it's Wei Sheng's." ”

Zhang Xiaoping: "Wei Sheng hasn't left yet?"

He forgot that Wei Sheng was pending, not directly eliminated.

Li Xiang decisively splashed dirty water: "He walked the dog in the hall." ”

Zhang Xiaoping immediately said into the headset: "Director, I suggest that you can't bring pets in the studio in the future." ”

What the director said in the headphones, I only heard Zhang Xiaoping nod and said: "Okay, okay, thank you director, thank you for your hard work." ”

Subsequently, he said to Li Xiang and others: "The director said that you can't bring pets in the future." ”

Pets, like children, are the X-factor of the scene, and no one can control it, which makes it difficult for the host to do it.

Lin Qingyu asked Li Xiang, "Do you have a dog?"

Li Xiang looked at this beautiful girl and said, "I don't have a dog, I have a cat." ”

"Since this Erha belongs to Wei Sheng, why did he follow you?" asked Lin Qingyu.

Zhang Xiaoping interjected: "Did you provoke it?"

Beep beep –

Li Xiang said two swear words in his heart, recalled it, and said: "I heard Mr. Wu say that Erha wants to eat biscuits just now, I think it may be because I was seen chewing something by it when I passed by it." ”

Zhang Xiaoping immediately said to Concubine Wu Xue: "What an honest child, call Teacher Wu." ”

Concubine Wu Xue chuckled, Li Xiang The students in front of her, none of them called her Teacher Wu, either affectionately called the concubine, or called the goddess, beauty, queen mother, etc., all of them were self-cooked, even numb.

Wu Xuefei was not interested in these things, but felt more comfortable with Li Xiang's title, "I think this is very good." ”

Zhang Xiaoping immediately said without a trace: "Indeed, when it should be serious, we must be serious, we are still the first stage of the selection, and the most important thing is to take it seriously and perform with heart." Li Xiang, you're going to perform on stage, and you're still in the mood to eat?

Li Xiang said with some embarrassment: "emm~ is mints, which are easy to melt." ”

Lin Qingyu smiled: "It's normal to be nervous, someone in front of you drank half a bottle of liquor, and you chewed mints to be considered a light taste." ”

Li Xiang glanced at her gratefully, understanding that she was helping him out of the siege.

"Anything else?" Zhang Xiaoping suddenly asked.

"Huh?" Li Xiang didn't understand.

"I ask you if you still have mints? I'm going to suppress the shock, hurry, and give me some. ”

Li Xiang immediately took out a box of mints from his pocket, and instead of pouring it directly for Zhang Xiaoping, he gave him a small bottle.

Zhang Xiaoping glanced at him quietly, and somewhat admired this detail of his.

If Li wants to fall, it is difficult to grasp how much or less, it is better to give it all to people and let the other party come by himself, which not only looks atmospheric, but also avoids possible embarrassment.

Zhang Xiaoping poured two grains and stuffed them into his mouth, and asked Concubine Wu Xue: "Does Concubine Fei want two?"

Wu Xuefei smiled and spread out her palms, and Lin Qingyu also took the initiative to spread her hands: "Give me two too." ”

Li Xiang nodded secretly, thinking that he should be more lenient with me after eating me.

At this time, Zhang Xiaoping suddenly said to Concubine Wu Xue and Lin Qingyu: "Concubine Concubine, Xiao Wu, 100,000 mountains and flowers want to come in and apologize, or let's let him in first." ”

Wu Xuefei said dispensably.

The door to the room was immediately pushed open, and Wei Sheng came in with a smile on his face, apologizing to everyone, his dog caused trouble to everyone, and he was really sorry. Seeing Li Xiang, although he was not happy, he still said sorry to him.

He came in a hurry and left in a hurry, he had rested enough, and he was sweating profusely, but because of Erha's affairs, he was immediately sweating again.

When Zhang Xiaoping saw him go out, he immediately asked Li Xiang: "Since you came to our beauty track, do you think you are handsome?"

Wu Xuefei and Lin Qingyu immediately looked at him.

Li thought about it and said, "My mother is the most beautiful person in the world, and I have been told to look like her since I was a child, so I have always been very confident in my appearance. ”

The three of them secretly applauded, this answer is great, by praising their mother to praise themselves, people are not annoying at all, and they will not feel narcissistic.

Wu Xuefei asked with interest: "Then do you think that in addition to being handsome, what about talent?

After asking, he added, "I'm referring specifically to music." ”

Li Xiang: "Actually, I just answered. ”

Wu Xuefei looked at him in surprise, didn't understand, answered just now, and at the same time was curious.

Li Xiang said: "Didn't I say that I am very similar to my mother? This kind of image is not just an external image, but from the inside out. It just so happened that my mom was a very talented person, who could write, sing, dance, and play a lot of musical instruments. She is a very generous person, in addition to giving me life, she also gave me appearance and talent. ”

Zhang Xiaoping applauded, "Have you thought about how to answer in advance?"

Immediately felt that it was impossible, the questions he and Wu Xuefei had were all improvised, and this was not a must-ask question for a show like "What is your dream".

In just a few words, the three of them quickly improved their impression of Li Xiang.

Lin Qingyu looked at the introduction of Li Xiang on the card and asked him: "Everyone else has a nickname, like Wei Sheng who came in just now, he is called a hundred thousand mountains and a flower, what about your nickname?"

Zhang Xiaoping joked and said: "I have always felt that one hundred thousand mountains and one flower are very much like talking about a wild flower, and Wei Sheng happens to be wild enough." ”

Li Xiang said a little embarrassed: "My nickname, well, is called that, the deadliest brother in Asia." ”