Chapter 2: Master Grandpa
Li Yuanzhi can only come out to play after lunch every day, it's not that he likes to sleep lazy, on the contrary, he gets up as soon as the chicken calls every day, and then plays a set of boxing techniques that he doesn't even know the name of the old fairy in the eyes of the master and grandfather, and after breakfast, he has to learn to write and read. The master and grandfather are very strict in this regard, as long as Li Yuanzhi is not serious or does something wrong, it is a meal of fried meat with bamboo slices. So the village is very strange that this white and innocent little kid didn't hear crying in the courtyard a few times when he drank milk, but he cried more when he didn't drink milk.
Master and grandfather also have many strange stories, every time he cries his nose, master and grandfather will tell him a story, and as soon as he tells the story, he forgets to cry. I just remember that there are many gods and monsters in the story of my master and grandfather, who can fly to the sky and the earth, and there are also many genius treasures, and the demon spirit beasts make people compete non-stop.
"Grandpa, grandpa, why can't the nine-tailed fox transform when it's so powerful, and it still has nine tails behind it?"
"Call the master. As a chestnut fell, the old man said with a straight face.
"Oh, Master Grandpa, why haven't you said it yet? Li Yuanzhi couldn't figure out why his grandfather wanted him to call him master, but Li Yuanzhi felt that the old man was his grandfather. The two dogs all have white-bearded grandfathers, why do I only have a master?
"Because the nine tails are a symbol of status and strength, it's not that they can't be turned away and put away, but they don't want to do it. The old man said with a straight face. Although Li Yuanzhi still secretly called himself grandpa, but a master was added in front of him, but the old man wouldn't remind him, he had itchy hands that day, and he didn't have to make excuses, didn't he? You can't laugh, you have to hold back, and the master has to look like a master.
"Grandpa, grandpa, the old black man is gone again, he must be stealing Aunt Liu's chicken again, you take care of it." Li Yuanzhi sued the master again. The old black man was the old dog that the old man brought back then, he was swarthy, and his fur was not smooth, but rough, and he was skinny. I don't know where the chickens that are stolen have grown, and I usually give it a meal at home, look at Li Erdan's tiger, the oil is shiny, and it is festive to look at. The master also called him Lao Hei, like a person, Li Yuanzhi is going to call him Lao Heizi, look at Li Erdan's tiger, add a word to look like a dog's name.
"No way, I just watched Lao Hei finish eating, he may have gone for a walk. The old man smoked a dry tobacco, which he learned from the old men at the entrance of the village. Originally, the old man was not happy to go out, let alone chat with the uncles outside. But I can't stop Li Yuanzhi from crying and begging. Li Yuanzhi, who is only one year old and can run, loves to run outside, but chickens and ducks outside are big enemies, so he must pull his grandfather before he stops. Therefore, the old grandfathers at the entrance of the village were all stained with Li Yuanzhi's light in order to chat with the old fairy under a tree, and the old man also learned to smoke dry tobacco, and the tobacco leaves after that were offered by Li Erdan's father.
"It may have been deliberately used to steal chickens, and to eat alone without eating a dog. Li Yuanzhi's little face was firm, as if he had seen it with his own eyes. It's like crying as long as my grandfather doesn't believe me.
"Then how can it be done, it dares to eat alone!" Of course, the old man was afraid of Li Yuanzhi, so he cried.
"Yes, every time it steals a chicken, I take the blame, and every time Liu Dashen sees me, his eyes seem to say, "Yuanzhi, you still owe me a chicken", every time Li Erdan and his father left some more flowers for Aunt Liu before he would stop. Li Yuanzhi took the old man's hand and walked out while counting the old black's bad ones, and the old man had to smoke a dry cigarette and follow behind. Li Yuanzhi completely forgot that every time Lao Heizi stole the chicken back, he also gnawed on the chicken legs. And every time he gnawed on the chicken legs, he put his arms around Lao Hei's neck and counted the chicken that Lao Hei stole this time was too fat, or it would be too old. The angry old black wanted to bite him. The old man sat on the main seat and ate the chicken stolen by Lao Hei with a smile, where did he look like an old fairy.
Li Yuanzhi went out to play justifiably, pulling the old fairy in the eyes of the villagers, that's not it, many people in the village who were sick or injured from hunting, He Langzhong couldn't cure them, and they were all cured when they went to the old fairy's door. As for the reward, the eggs given by this family, the hares given by that family, etc., the old fairy never refused anyway.
Today, as soon as he went out, Li Erdan was already guarding the door, and the two of them disappeared. It is estimated that Li Yuanzhi is still wondering if today's Lao Hei will steal a chicken, whether he is fat or thin.
The old man sat under the old tree at the entrance of the village as usual and smoked dry cigarettes, after all, when the sun set, he was going to beckon Li Yuanzhi to go home for dinner, and he had to do evening classes after eating. Under the tree, there were already smokers who occupied a favorable position to make way for the old fairy.
Today's village entrance is a bit different from usual, usually these old smokers are talking about whose field has more weeds, who is lazy again, whose cow has laid cubs again, and there are two, there will be people who will start to talk, my ancestors have three cows, and there are even more people who have five cows on my ancestors, and in the end, the cows will fly. They are all old people in the same village, and no one wants to save face, not to mention that there are old immortals.
Today's village entrance is not Kandashan, but a gossip about one thing.
"Song Quanyou, the son of the Song family, fell out with his parents at home. Because the cub will be eighteen years old this year, he can get married, but the cub is unwilling, he has heard Li Er talk about the situation in the town and wants to go to the town for development. ”
"Where are the old Song Tou couples willing, since ancient times, those who moved out of this village have never seen anyone come back. ”
"Generations of young and old have always felt that they should live plainly, not to go out of the village, let alone to live in the town, otherwise they will never come back, and it is all delusional to return to the roots. ”
"Otherwise, you see how much Li Er has earned by doing the business of picking up goods back and forth, but who else dares to do it? ”
"That's it, you see that Li Er knows the most about the town, so do you think he dares to live in the town? Without the old immortal Li Er, he can't come back. ”
"Hey, I've suffered Old Man Song and his wife. As soon as this cub leaves, who will take care of the elderly and send him to the end, a little sick, what's the matter. ”
"There's no way, let our cubs help out. ”
"That's right, that's what our ancestors did. But the few times since ancient times who have moved out, the remaining old man has a good death?"
"If you lose your son when you are old, and others kiss you again, can you have your own son?"
"Disaster does not come, but I know that I am bitter"
"It can't be said that it's all wrong with the Song family's cubs, who was willing to be trapped in this small mountain village for the rest of their lives when they were young. ”
"Hey, old Zhangtou, who doesn't know that your leg was lost on the way out of the mountain, what's wrong with the same disease. ”
"That's not it, it's just that they are both caged birds, taking pity on each other. ”
"Don't show off your knowledge, just the books in your house have been ruined by you."
"Hahahaha. Several old men burst into laughter.
"Actually, to be honest, if it weren't for the ancestral rules, how many people would be left in our village?"
"What did you say?"
"Not bad. ”
"Well, that makes sense. ”
"What ancestral rules?" the old man was not interested, but looking at the secretive looks of several people, he was curious.
"Well, this ......" several people were at a loss.
"Actually, it's not a big deal, there's nothing you can't tell the old fairy, the old fairy has saved several of our lives. "It's still the old Yang Tou who jumped out to solve the siege.
"yes. ”
"Not bad. Several people chimed in.
In fact, it is recorded in the genealogy, "Xiaoshi Village moved the clan, crossed the valley, fell boulders from the sky, stopped, and took root here." "The boulder mentioned above is the one at the entrance of the village, the old fairy, you have seen it. "It's still Lao Yang Tou who explained to the old man.
The old man nodded and motioned for Old Man Yang to continue.
"Later, the ancestors discovered that there was a kind of secretary on the stone, which could make people look through stone, jade and wood. See what's inside. Lao Yang took a puff of dry smoke before continuing to speak: "Actually, it's not that the ancestor found out, because someone learned it, very suddenly, and I don't even know why I suddenly learned it." Lao Zu also recorded it according to his oral account. ”
Old man Yang looked at the old fairy and found that the old fairy didn't have any doubts, and he didn't even have the slightest interest in the secretary, so he had to pretend to smoke a cigarette before he spoke.
"The ancestral book also records that the ancestor who first learned this technique is named Li Yuansheng, and he is also the first person in the village who went out and never came back. This time, Old Man Yang really took a puff of dry tobacco, and he only continued to speak for the sake of smoking a cigarette.
"A hundred years after that ancestor left, another genius Zhang He learned this technique, but this wizard did not leave immediately, but planned to take care of his parents for a hundred years before going to see the outside world. But then something terrible happened, every time Zhang He used this technique, this technique would have a backlash against himself, but it would not fall directly on himself, but on his blood relatives. At first, I thought it was a coincidence, but then I slowly found out that it was not a coincidence, and the backlash started with the weakest person in the blood family, progressed in turn, and gradually deepened, which finally explained a strange thing in the ancestors. As soon as Lao Yangtou's voice fell, there were sighs and sighs.
"Yes, where blessings and misfortunes lurk, and where blessings and misfortunes rest. ”
"This is fate!"
"Then what happened to Li Yuansheng's parents?" Everyone didn't notice that the old man's voice trembled a little when he said this.
"Yes, that's the wonder of the ancestral home. Old Yang Tou continued.
"Since Li Yuansheng left, at the beginning, his parents just got weaker and weaker, and then suddenly accelerated, and then one night, lightning and thunder, the wind howled, someone saw his parents turn into monsters and disappear in the back mountain, and his house was in a mess, there was blood and strange hair, like monkey hair and wild boar hair could not be distinguished. ”
Everyone was deeply attracted by Old Man Yang's narration, and they were deeply immersed in it, but no one could find out that there was something wrong with the old man, only to see that the original cloudiness of his eyes disappeared, replaced by black, brown, red and purple constantly changing, and the old man's breathing began to increase, if there are cultivators here, they must be able to find that this is a sign of madness.
This is also the reason why Zhang He has never used this technique again in his life and has not left the village. Because he has an heir! And he also added two more ancestral rules before his death: first, if the parents travel not far away, there must be a way to travel; second, those who leave the village, Secretary Xi. These are two contradictory ancestral rules, who dares to learn the secretary to go out of the village, not afraid of the disaster that will happen to his family?"
"Zu Gui also said that you must have a way, isn't it just to let the secretary be cautious?"
"Maybe you just don't want people to leave the village for fear of provoking outsiders to covet it and bring disaster to the village?"
"Who knows?"
"Ah" But at this time, a loud roar came, the sound shook the four fields, and there was a wave of air that blew away a few people under the tree. I saw that the old man's eyes were red, his seven orifices were bleeding, and there was a powerful but disordered aura on his body.
I saw the old man muttering to himself, "My parents are here, not far away...... Monster...... Blame me ......"
The people in the village rushed here because of a loud roar, and Li Yuanzhi and these children were naturally not surprised. When Li Yuanzhi arrived, he saw that the old man had gone crazy, holding a boulder in one hand and a big tree that was interrupted by a punch in the other, and kept chanting the words "my parents are not far away" and I don't know if it was a "monster" or "blame me".
"Grandpa" Li Yuan shouted anxiously, but the old man grabbed the boulder and the tiger dancing on the tree, and no one could get close, but an old dog rushed into it against the nameless air current, but he was also hiding very embarrassed, who was not the old black man?
The people in the village gathered around the old man in a large circle of 100 meters, talking and whispering, Li Yuanzhi naturally heard what happened, but what could he do besides being in a hurry?
After a long time, the old man may have been tired, spit out a mouthful of blood, sat down on the ground, and the boulder and the big tree were also thrown in the distance, Li Yuanzhi hurriedly ran up and hugged the old man and shouted, but the old man just muttered to himself. The old black man was also anxious to go around.
"Far travel, far travel. Suddenly, the old man looked up to the sky and roared, only to hear a loud noise, Li Yuanzhi only felt that his chest was hit hard, and a wave of air blew Li Yuanzhi and the old black man into the crowd in the distance, and when they looked again, there was only a big pit in front of them, where was the existence of the old man, and they only heard the villagers talking about "Flying away, it is really a fairy." ”
The sky was getting dark, and the bloody clouds on the horizon seemed to clothe the mountains with blood, Li Yuanzhi never felt that the sunset was so dazzling, he just sat on the boulder and waited. The old sunspot has long since disappeared. Watching the sunset set, not only the mountains were red, but also the eyes of Li Yuanzhi, who was already red.