Chapter 13: Hate!
This hot spring is really broken!
It only takes an hour, and I hope that no one will disturb you and enjoy a leisurely time quietly.
I don't know if it's from mental or physical exhaustion, so tired that he doesn't want to move, he wants to close his eyes and rest for a while.
I jumped into the hot spring again with a pop, and I had already thought about it, and I didn't plan to care about it no matter what happened this time.
I'm going to leave in an hour.
I decided so in my heart.
"Comfortable..."
After a soothing sound, everything was quiet, except for the occasional birdsong, and he didn't bother to listen...
......
At this time, a strange sound continued somewhere in the forest.
The man who was kicked away by Chen Fan before was hung on a tree, his lower body was broken, and he completely fell into a hallucination under the effect of the medicine, and there was a trace of pleasure in the painful voice, which perfectly presented the state of pain and happiness.
The tree is not very far from a cave.
The sound disturbed the dream of an old man in the cave!
Well?
His brows furrowed, and he sat up straight with his eyes closed, and his anger radiated unabashedly...
If someone sees it at this time, they will definitely be able to recognize the old man's state at this time, get up and be angry!
The next moment, the figure dissipated directly like a wisp of smoke, and disappeared into the hole...
When he reappeared, he was already standing under the big tree where the man was hanging.
Raise your head, open your cloudy eyes, and just stare at it.
After a long time, he suddenly looked angry, and the rapid change looked like a nervous disorder, and green tendons appeared on his forehead, and then he jumped lightly to the height of the man, and kicked the man's lower body hard.
This time it is broken more thoroughly, if you want to describe it, the powder is not enough, you don't even need to cut it, it is estimated that it is directly integrated into the blood and absorbed!
Out of sight and out of mind, the man who kicked and screamed was a man who could be called a commotion and cheap, and his mood was much more relaxed.
"Why are young people so impetuous now, is it because I have been in the forest for a long time?"
He muttered a few words, then scratched his chest...
Staring at the black mud stuck in the nails..
"Wash it!"
The two stupid birds don't seem to be able to find the kid, and they will get some firewood in a while, and the wine is gone, and they will have to get some wine...
"Hey~ so busy!"
The footsteps moved, looking unhurried, and the steps were not very large, but the figure that had not stepped on the ground directly became transparent, and then disappeared.
Puff~
Chen Fan's consciousness gradually relaxed, and he was directly frightened when he was sleeping or not sleeping, and his subconscious body shrank into a ball.
His eyes hurriedly looked at the source of the voice, and Nima's face was going to be green this time!
A bad old man with open breasts was rubbing left and right, and looking at him with a smile on his face...
Seeing that Chen Fan's eyes didn't look a little embarrassed, he teased while rubbing: "You young people will enjoy it, old man, I haven't thought of coming here for a while, this hot soup is smooth, the temperature is just right, it's really comfortable! ”
The psychology is full of diaphragm, how do you think this old man is very improper, especially this appearance is too shabby, the facial features are not worthy of the pair, it is like a forced together.
Is it that hard to soak in a hot spring?
Again and again, Chen Fan has lost his patience...
"Such a big place, why are you so close to me, and this is called a hot spring is not a bath, the most taboo thing about bathing in a hot spring is to take a bath, very LOW!"
"What? Dew, old man, I'm not afraid of dew, I can't find a few people in the world with such a good figure as me, and whoever sees it will make money, so it's just that the two of us are fated to do it, otherwise I will have to charge!"
Chen Fan was amused by his appearance, and found that the old man was indeed more muscular, and immediately laughed: "I can't see it, you old man Huazi still cares about his figure, fitness should be a relatively large investment, but nutrition can keep up?"
Unexpectedly, when the old man heard this, he suddenly became unhappy, and said angrily: "Who is the old man's name Huazi, old man, I am so martial and heroic, and I am so angry, which point is like a beggar?"
"Ouch, I'm still angry, no, it's not it, the main thing is that your equipment is too iconic, and the people in my hometown who ask for food are dressed like this like a business signboard, especially the cloth bag hanging on the waist, which is a symbol of level, I see that there are three cloth bags on the belt you untied, are you sure that you are not the three bags of elders of the world's largest gang of beggars?"
"Fart, you little fart child knows how to claw, this is the old man's style, if you are jealous, you can clearly say that you don't need to play me here, I am a person who eats soft and does not eat hard, so what's the harm in coaxing me to pass on your essence!"
Eat soft or not hard?uh....
It seemed that he wanted to be crooked, and immediately straightened his mentality, and said with a disdainful smile: "Can you stop bragging, I don't know how to be ashamed of my age, and it is easiest to get into the brain when I soak in hot springs, that is, I have a strong heart, and if I change someone else, I may be disgusted by you and drown here all of a sudden." I'm not afraid to tell you, I'm walking in the forefront of the fashion industry at the top of the 'Madou', see what I'm wearing, and shoes, Louis Cent's latest! Know why I wear clothes to soak in the hot springs?
"Madou, I haven't heard of it, let alone eaten it, old man, I go from south to north, to heaven and earth, don't think that you can fool me by just making a name." ”
"That's your loneliness, don't look at my young age, think that I caught snakes in the east, cats in the west, birds' nests in the south, turtles in the north, and finally gave up a glory to go home to pick up buds, but I was still found to have embarked on the bright road of Madou, life taught me a profound lesson, that is, the stars will always shine!"
Damn! this young man.
The feeling is that you have met an opponent, and you don't need to make a draft to brag about it, and you are not afraid to blow the cowhide out!
The old man squinted his eyes, and said again: "It's still southeast, northwest, these few games you said should be in this forest, what kind of garlic do you put in the pig's nose with green onions!"
"Cut, no culture is no culture, even snakes, cats, birds, turtles don't know what it means, and they say that they go south and north, or shut up, and they are not afraid of people's jokes!"
"Old man, I know astronomy and geography!"
"Cut, master, I am proficient in andrology and gynecology!"
"You shameless junior!"
"You stinking old man!"
.....
I scolded again, and I don't know if this mountain forest is evil or what, how long has it been since I scolded two battles.
But the record is very good, winning both games!
Qi and blood surged, coupled with the effect of the hot spring, the old man's face was flushed, as if he was about to be cooked.
Seeing him like this, Chen Fan didn't dare to quarrel with him anymore, for fear that he would touch porcelain, and this time he couldn't explain it, especially if he was still naked!
"I'm so broken at a young age, old man, I'm so broad-minded, it's unbearable, if I let you out, I won't make a few crazy, I think you just stay with me, I'll make you a good degree!"
People can't be too handsome, men, women, and children are killed, and they are troubled!
As soon as he flew out of the hot spring, he controlled the old man's clothes in his hand, and said: "You are not serious, but you have to do it, I know from the first glance that it is not a good thing, I think you will run naked!"
"You little bastard, you are so despicable and shameless and obscene at a young age, I have decided, I must not let you out easily, it's a big sin!"
"What can you do when the clothes are in my hands, and you are still talking about it here, I advise you to figure out the situation first!"
"You're scared of you because of me?"
"I'm not afraid that you'll come out, but let's take a look at your proud figure. Chen Fan's smile was bad to the bone.
"You?" the old man was a little puzzled, and looked around suspiciously, but he didn't notice anyone else.
"That's right! Everything in the world has a spirit, there are eyes to see, there are ears to hear, there is a mouth to say, you don't understand, simply put, as long as you dare to run naked, I guarantee that the whole forest will know in less than an hour, and all the birds and insects in the North County will know it in less than a day, sometimes it is like this, fire and not fire is one step away, I will help you inquire well, as long as you take this step, absolutely fire, you look at the five sparrows over there, and the two swallows above, the three Angelo over there, what is the bet that you can't get out, all waiting, and waiting a little impatient!”
The old man's face jumped, and his eyes really looked at it in the order that Chen Fan said.
The whole body is called an uncomfortable, feeling empty and insecure.
"Boy, don't think that this will make it difficult for me, old man, I won't eat this!"
Boom~
There was a muffled sound, and white smoke came out of nowhere and suddenly surrounded the surroundings, so thick that nothing could be seen.
Chen Fan felt bad, his feelings were always called Huazi is not an ordinary person, he turned around and ran, took out the strength to eat milk and threw the clothes, pants and belts in his hand and threw them around, and at the same time shouted: "You're done, they saw it, and said it's so white...it's so small, it's not what I said, it's what they said!"
Dropping a sentence, it transformed into a dragonfly with a thud of white smoke, and flew hard.
After rushing out of the white fog, he glanced back and was relieved to see that there was no one.
But just when he turned his head and was about to leave, he accidentally bumped into something.
This time, the urine was almost scared out.
Old man Nima's face is staring...
The point is that this thing is still empty-footed on the void.
I knew that I wouldn't scold like this, this Nimama's absolute force is a certain power.
Serendipitously, absolutely accidentally!
No one can see the magic of all things.
You can't see me...you can't see me.
But the old man pinched his chin and looked more interested, and kept looking at him with squinting eyes, the key is where to fly and where to see.
What's going on? Is it a soft spot for dragonflies?
If I had known, I wouldn't have become a dragonfly.
I want to cry, and when I was heading for what to do, I suddenly felt bound by a force.
At that moment, there was only one thought in my heart...
It's all over the calf!